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(Message started by: don on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 3:54pm)

Title: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by don on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 3:54pm

Are you a Doctor?

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies. .."Divorce Attorney."

Title: Re: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by echo on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 4:03pm

How true how true. I've been coughing up quarters for years due to the female attny type.

Title: Re: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by BobG on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 4:29pm

When I was in the Army in 1968 my wife found a boy-toy and her attorney demanded I sign divorce papers.

Joke was on him (and her). They didn't know about the Soldiers and Sailors Civil Rights law.

She paid me alimony for 5 years before I let her off the hook.

I still laugh about how stupid that lawyer was. ;D

Title: Re: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by Hound_Dogg on Jun 4^th, 2003, 6:44am

The joke reminds me of this movie...that , everytime I think of it, it still cracks me up:

This family is sitting down to dinner and they are entertaining the Father's young, male co-worker. Well anyhow the Daughter 20ish & HOT, begins to choke. The whole family begins running around and panicking. Everyone except the co-worker. He calmly gets out of his chair, goes over to the daughter, leans her back and begins to kiss her. After about 30 seconds, he stops kissing her, calmly looks to the family, and spits out whatever the daughter was choking on and it lands right in the father's plate. Everyone begins applauding and the camera pans to the daughter, who's smoking a cigarette.

Cracked me the hell up. Anyone remember the movie?

Title: Re: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by don on Jun 4^th, 2003, 3:33pm

Dammit Hound Dog!

I thought I told you about my little experiance in confidence.

No one is going to believe it was in a movie!

I got a promotion from it.

Title: Re: Doctor Vs. Attorney
Post by Hound_Dogg on Jun 5^th, 2003, 10:41am

Whoops....I forgot. My mind's not what it used to be...forgetting things, not knowing where I live. -----------

what were we talking about.............oh yeah...Merry Christmas....no, that's not it.

Don't worry, it'll come to me.

Jim (I think)