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Title: I'm no sexist................ Post by don on Jun 1st, 2003, 6:26pm I spent my time off today at a woman's equality rally. See if you can find me in the photo................... http://www.boners.com/content/789702.1.jpg |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by jonny on Jun 1st, 2003, 6:31pm LMMFAO And do the god damn dishes too bitch......LOL ;D ...........................jonny |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cootie on Jun 1st, 2003, 6:55pm And 'don't' fall off cuz my insurence has a $ 500.00 deductable......ha-ha-ha-ha....good one Don. Bitches rule Pam ;) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by jimbo on Jun 1st, 2003, 7:50pm Thanks Don! I think I pissed myself from laughter! ;D jonny, you forgot "Grab me another beer bitch!" LMMFAO Jimmybedwetter :D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by jonny on Jun 1st, 2003, 7:54pm That goes without saying, Dude Glad you had a laugh, Bro ...............................jonny ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by Wendy the Brit on Jun 1st, 2003, 8:47pm Why don't you lot just go and mow the fucking lawn and put the rubbish (sorry, trash) out! And while you're at it, wash the windows, clean and service the car, take the empties to the bottle bank, do some decorating, unblock the sink and mend the hoover. ;D ;D ;D Wendy the Brit whose husband cooks, washes up, cleans floors, baths the baby and puts him to bed, does housework and is a 6ft 7" hunk. He's mine- and I don't share! |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by don on Jun 1st, 2003, 9:04pm Yes dear, Right after hockey season is over. |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cootie on Jun 1st, 2003, 9:16pm Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm Wendy.....you lucky bitch !! ;D ;D ;D I do all that stuff cept service the hoover. ;D Love ya girl.....Pam da hee-women ;) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by Charlie on Jun 1st, 2003, 9:20pm Nice Legs Don. That sweet old bastard Charlie |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 4:58am on 06/01/03 at 20:47:16, Wendy the Brit wrote:
how the hell did you train him to do all that? Can you send me the manual or should i just send mine to you for the training? his idea of cooking is picking up the phone and ordering take out. If he manages to put the dishes in the sink he thinks that's a big help (he doesn't scrape the excess junk on the plate off first though). I have been able to teach him to vaccuum but he only does the living room. He did do the laundry once but when my whites came out grey, i banned him from using the washing machine. ~juvy |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by Wendy the Brit on Jun 2nd, 2003, 7:14am He was like that when I bought him, not much housetraining needed. (Has a mad, lazy mother- oops shouldn't say that!) Mind you Juvy, I don't let him do the washing, he's crap at that as well. Cootie- good for you girl. I only ended up with a good man because I can happily cope by myself and didn't NEED a man. That way leads to accepting no-good men if you believe you actually can't live without one! Love W the B We love you men really. |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 7:19am hmm the problem with mine seems to be that he wants a spotless house but 1. doesn't know how to do it correctly and 2. doesn't have much time for learning how to do it correctly. That and his excuse this summer is: "It's too hot!" ah but i love him :) ~Juvy |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by jimbo on Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:01am Geeze, Sounds as if dildo's could do housework, us dudes would become extinct! Oh wait, I forgot about the cuddling part afterwards.LOL ;D Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by TomM on Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:29am on 06/01/03 at 18:26:16, don wrote:
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 8:31am on 06/02/03 at 08:01:03, jimbo wrote:
cuddle hell, i wish you guys would just roll over and go to sleep. There is no need to discuss what happened or talk about any other emotional crap. ~juvy |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by CathiP on Jun 2nd, 2003, 9:45am OHHHH, the Humanity!!!!! Around here, if something needs done, somebuddy does it.....you saw it, you do it.....we stay pretty busy, and noone has a day to put the place back together. 'Course, I think if Gil saw a toilet that needed cleaning, he'd do it with one of the cats' tails......hmmm, must work on that.......and he lost his way to the kitchen as he recited his vows........but he still cuddles! Cathi |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cootie on Jun 2nd, 2003, 9:50am Wow juvy you got one that runs a sweeper !! Mine'll only do that when it is broke and he 'had to service it' and will take two swipes and look at me and say...see I fixed it ! He won't do dishes or pick up nothin....his mom did everything for him and it is "subliminol" in his head all women like it that way. Recenlty I did get him ta start takein out the trash regular...my excuse is I am too short and can't pull the bag up high enuff to clear the toppa the can. Men are good for lifting heavy objects. Pam that does housework and lifts heavy objects by herself ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by TomM on Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:03am on 06/02/03 at 08:31:00, juvy wrote:
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by brain_cramps on Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:29am on 06/01/03 at 21:04:09, don wrote:
Don: That one will only work for a couple years before she figures it out. After that, she'll want to unhook the cable in mid-April! >:( (that'd NEVER happen around here!!! ;D) grant 8) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cathy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:33am Can't see why all these women complain I'd rather be tied to the kitchen sink anyway.... ;D Cathy |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by CathiP on Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:45am Cathy- So we've heard, dear.....the sink, the dining room table, the front porch(neighbors saw that one).....Pictures at 11 folks! ;) :P :-* |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cbolony on Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:03am don no comment don't want to anger the lovely ladies on the MB But it was good :) :) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by RevDeFord on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:00pm I'm still trying to find out if "servicing the hoover" means servicing the vacuum or if it means servicing Wendy. ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by brain_cramps on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:05pm on 06/02/03 at 12:00:59, RevDeFord wrote:
LMAO Rev ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cootie on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:08pm Better be careful Rev or Wendy will 'give you a hoover' and Cathy will tie ya to the sink.........CathiP will take pics......can I watch ? Pam with a wind tunnel hoover ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by oringkid on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:13pm Hey Wendy, I got one of those guys too. My husband will cook, clean, wash, fix, vacuum, dust, take out the trash and kills spiders for me, he even made curtains! (and he does it all better than I can too) He's 6'3" and gorgeous and absolutely fantastic in bed! I am one lucky gal. Course he does have a sense of humor just like Jonny's LOL But luckily, I like that kind of humor! And yep, I wasn't lookin' when he found me! Sherry |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by TomM on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:24pm on 06/02/03 at 12:13:25, oringkid wrote:
TomM 8) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by oringkid on Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:28pm No, LOL, the pointing to the spiders and running of blenders is my job LOL! Sorry sweetie! And Don...just FYI.... http://www.amazinghumor.com/p.shtml?0547.jpg Sherry ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cathy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 1:16pm I can't scratch your eyes out just yet Cattyp cos Im a bit tied up... btw...the only reason Wendy's husband does all those things is because she's a lazy bitch and does nothing except sit and play on the PC all day....unlike me...I do absolutely everything for my hubby cos thats what wives are for. :P The Doormat |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cathy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 5:16pm THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other Cathy :) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by stevek on Jun 2nd, 2003, 5:29pm So Cathy’s perfect guy is schizophrenic. Honey, who am I with now? Oh goood I like him, but not the kitchen sink this time, pleeeease!. |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by CathiP on Jun 2nd, 2003, 5:29pm Well, Cath.......conversely, there are standards for women as well...... 1-A woman should be a queen in the livingroom. ;) 2-A woman should be a magician in the kitchen ;) 3-A woman should be a tramp in the bedroom ;) Well, I've known this for soo long(even though I'm not sure I remember it all exactly)- but I get my rooms confused...... guess I'm lucky I haven't blown up the house..... :-/ Cathi |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cathy on Jun 2nd, 2003, 5:43pm A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times... When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, why don't you sod off. Cathy :) btw...im ignoring you cathip |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by jimbo on Jun 2nd, 2003, 7:48pm Cathi, I'm LMMFAO Seeya, Jimbo P.S. The only thing I like in a woman? MY DICK!!!!!!!! LOL ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 3rd, 2003, 5:25am on 06/02/03 at 09:50:20, cootie wrote:
lol yeah men are so proud of themselves when they think they've done something we can't. When mine fixes something (or tries to fix it as i say) his chest literally puffs up and he struts around "fixed" object and says at least 50 times..."Hon, look I fixed it" ~Juvy |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 3rd, 2003, 5:27am on 06/02/03 at 10:03:51, TomM wrote:
i'd tell you but then i'd have to kill you :) And it's getting really hard to hide bodies these days. |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by Peppermint on Jun 3rd, 2003, 9:55am LMAO Juvy. Men. You can't live with 'em, You can't kill 'em. :) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by TomM on Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:48am on 06/03/03 at 09:55:43, Peppermint wrote:
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by cootie on Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:22am Men: You can dress em up but ya can't take em anywhere. Pam that dresses herself and proud of it ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by Peppermint on Jun 3rd, 2003, 1:08pm on 06/03/03 at 10:48:31, TomM wrote:
Get 'em yourself. .. "honey". ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by kim on Jun 3rd, 2003, 6:01pm If Women Ruled The World Loving yur sweet ways Loving the funny things you say Loving the silence Wrapped in my man's arms at the end of the day Loving the way you Make me feel that women rule the world If women ruled the world It would be a good thing No more war Nor more hate Women can fight But talking's great Behind your back To your face They'd rather talk Than murder Not all men kill babies But a women would rather Kill herself Than see a child suffer Women are carers They were born that way Like mother nature feeds the world A woman will think of her child first No more sons dying young Women bore sons for living I love how you love me Make me feel that Women rule the world If women ruled the world It would be a good thing Joan Armatrading ************ :) |
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Title: Re: I'm no sexist................ Post by juvy on Jun 4th, 2003, 4:12am oooohhh i like this one Kim :) |
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