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(Message started by: Roxy on May 29^th, 2003, 10:02am)

Title: Headlines ????????????
Post by Roxy on May 29^th, 2003, 10:02am

Ted? Ted Ted?

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by brain_cramps on May 29^th, 2003, 11:59am

WOW - its just not the same without our National Lampoon reporter giving us our weekly updates.

where are ya, Ted? C'mon home!!!

grant 8)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Peppermint on May 29^th, 2003, 1:52pm

Come on Teddy Bear, come out and play.

Sorry about the name calling. I know you don't take kindly to being exposed in public.

:)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by cathy on May 29^th, 2003, 1:55pm

Yoooohooooooo Ted.

Cathy :)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by don on May 29^th, 2003, 10:38pm

Quote:

I know you don't take kindly to being exposed in public.

The Mass State Police dont either.

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Roxy on May 30^th, 2003, 1:12am

Ted.....come out, come out where ever you are..... :)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by catlind on May 30^th, 2003, 7:58am

Yes Ted, where are you hiding??

Cat

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Ree on May 30^th, 2003, 8:36am

Hes havin a hyatis... a cienda... an anchelada? whatever ~~~~ Tedkins you are missed here just say HI>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reehttp://cartoons-etc.com/images/outhse1.jpg Maybe he is in the out house... He is a Hick you know...

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by kim on May 30^th, 2003, 11:02pm

Ted? Stinky miss ya.............where yu at? Hope yur lips are a smilin and that you have been to home depot - they got some good bbq's on sale.......... :D

Everything you said bout the current bailout is a lie............!
Ted hates me :D
:-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by cootie on May 31^st, 2003, 1:13am

Hey Ted........I'm naked !! Callin all Ted's Pam ;)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Roxy on May 31^st, 2003, 9:46am

Now, Ted.....I don't think cootie gets naked for just anyone......better get your ass back here and take advantage while you can..... :o :o

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by suzy617 on May 31^st, 2003, 10:24am

I think Ted is playing hard to get. ;)

suzy

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Ted on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 7:22am

Sorry. I was locked in the outhouse pictured above after going in there with thoughts of the naked Cootie.
Stop paging me Roxy. :-)
Anyway, here's some more headlines:

Blair "certain" that unconventional weapons will be discovered in Iraq eventually; "probably only a day or two after we plant them there"

Bush dismisses the idea that Iran would be the next military target; "it's probably second on the list," calms President

Genes key to understanding obesity; Relaxed-fit Jeans key to living with it

Springtime on Neptune brings clouds for 40 years; "think of it as Seattle without coffee," says astronomer

8th grader, Sai Gunturi, wins National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling his own name

Researchers clone mule; "This is a great day indeed for all humanity" beams owner of Tijuana sex club

Chimpanzees should be included on the human branch of the primate family tree; "but should definitely not be invited to reunions," warns primatologist

Army ants evolved just once; "that's more than my husband," snipes New Jersey woman

Muslim woman sues for right to wear veil for driver's license photo; Deranged serial killer sues for right to wear hockey mask for his mugshots

Potentially offensive words banned by publishers of most US textbooks include "old" and "blind"; "knowledge" and "truth" also deemed inappropriate

Prince William says he is living a normal life at University; "I take classes, eat meals, frolic in my vast vats of gold bullion like some kind of fabulously-wealthy animated duck... you know, typical college stuff"

Bush holds Yale reunion at White House; "Hey loser, who's da man?" comment repeated at least three hundred times

Scientists achieve significant breakthrough against hearing loss: "We're speaking louder!" beams researcher

Death toll nears 800 in India heat wave; "Dude, they should turn on the A/C," states Florida teen helpfully

First-Person Shooter Video games may sharpen visual skills; "we've found that gamers perform much better at accurately estimating the number of teachers in the faculty lounge before gunning them all down"

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Peppermint on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 7:52am

Its ok as long as you didn't fall in Teddy. :)

So did you take any pictures on your vacation???
:P

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by cootie on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 9:33am

Gee Ted not sure if that was a good thing or bad thing.....well maybe I'll jus have Brad get naked next time and chant yer name. Will that work ? ;D ;D ;D Hope ya got a good shower after that outhouse adventure...otherwise ya prolly got flies followin ya around. Pam that's not an outhouse shut in ;)

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Roxy on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 3:50pm

on 06/03/03 at 07:22:14, Ted wrote:

Stop paging me Roxy. :-)

Sorry.... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by kim on Jun 3^rd, 2003, 4:18pm

Good thing ya made it outa there. :) I missed ya but we all have our limits...

Hey, did ya check out that new book: "Dereliction of Duty" (lol)

:-*

Title: Re: Headlines ????????????
Post by Roxy on Jun 4^th, 2003, 12:24am

OK..... ;D

I was quiet for about 8 hrs.......that's my limit, and I probably set a world record!!!!

Hey Ted....this is a page......

Ted!!!!!!!

;D :-* ;D :-*

BTW: Forgot to say thanks for the headlines....