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(Message started by: jonny on May 24th, 2003, 12:56pm)

Title: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 24th, 2003, 12:56pm
When men were oysters they fought for their meals back like the days when they fought tigers for the meat in the jungle.

Thank you.

................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cootie on May 24th, 2003, 1:05pm
I never seen an oyster fight......interesting. Oysters would have to clamp and hold Pam.....am I way off track here ?  

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 1:17pm


Jolly Hockey Sticks, WTF.....I'll have what ever your drinking....there's a pearl of wisdom here somewhere, I can feel it in me water...lol

Cathy...FFT  ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by don on May 24th, 2003, 1:19pm
All switched to shroom therapy have we?

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by DaveHar on May 24th, 2003, 1:19pm
OK...I've heard of oysters spraying you with water or spitting if you will....I've even heard of them using that same thing to move from spot to spot and bumping others out of his way but never saw them fight. That would be interesting. I like the way things are today though...I pick up a 30-06 and I get the meat. The only fight I have to worry about is how to survive the beast and survive life in general.

Dave

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cootie on May 24th, 2003, 1:28pm
I'm not very carnivourous so I don't have to fight nothin for food except the line at Walmart...all my fruits and veggies in one basket Pam  ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 24th, 2003, 1:39pm

on 05/24/03 at 13:17:09, cathy wrote:
Jolly Hockey Sticks, WTF.....I'll have what ever your drinking....there's a pearl of wisdom here somewhere, I can feel it in me water...lol

Cathy...FFT  ;D


You knowth not the depth of wisdom in me words.

.........................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Not4Hire on May 24th, 2003, 2:08pm
jonny said:

Quote:
You knowth not the depth of wisdom in me words.


...jonny, did you put yer teef back in about half way thru this sentence?..... ;D

( and what-da-hell-IS-this-thread-all-about? )

BTW.... i got to see Pep's Bama pix.... Thanks to Ueli!.... I thought maybe the damn Montana Carnivirous Sheep ate my Internet Connection again...... whew!

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 2:17pm
Not4Hire....it's about ...err..um....hang on I had it all worked out and written down here somewhere....*rustling paper about*.......I DO KNOW...but...well I don't think I wanna tell ya just yet....I'll see if you can work it out... ::) post your answer then I'll tell you if your right...okay

Cathy

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 2:18pm
Okay, I must join the ranks of the unenlightened......so, I add my own,,,,,"HUH?" to the chorus.....

Jonny- Thou art correct, we knowest not what thine words do attempt to impart..please enlighten us...........aka...WTF????? ::)

I love pearls.....just can't find any wisdom.... ???
          (Nonetheless, I'm ROTFLMAO!!!)
Cathi

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 2:21pm


Cathi I bet you look a little luv with that pearl necklace....around your neck...TIGHT!!!!

Thoust doeth not knoweth much does thou....

Cathy  :-*

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 2:31pm
Thou must speaketh for thine own self, as for me, I know thou art a real Miss Fluffyknickers- ETH!

Now, thou might wish to S-eth-TFU-eth!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thou might remember....I have derelicts waiting for you!
Forever Thine....
Cathi

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Peppermint on May 24th, 2003, 2:36pm

on 05/24/03 at 14:18:49, CathiP wrote:
I love pearls
Cathi


I thought you were a good girl...LMaO.

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Not4Hire on May 24th, 2003, 2:37pm
..aww geez....cathy (or izzit *cassy*? ) ...now it looks like YOU took YER teef out....

Quote:
Thoust doeth not knoweth much does thou....


...there's something to be said Pearl Necklaces and teeflessness... ( what is it tho? ) ....hmmmmmmm 8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 2:46pm
more incoherent babbling  ::) ::) ::)

I feel right at home.    ;D

grant    8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 2:53pm
Actually Not4Hire...You may call me Billy as in Billy Liar cos to be honest, which I would be if I were....I haven't got a clue.... ;D

As for you Miss Double Gussett...*Bitch Slap* coupled with a *High Kick Chop* and you can keep your cast off derelicts for yourself, me I only buy nice houses... ;D

Grant welcome home...don't clam up just chat...

Gummy ....look  :D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by don on May 24th, 2003, 3:08pm
[quote][.there's something to be said Pearl Necklaces and teeflessness... ( what is it tho? ) /quote]

How about " I really do love you, come back again tommorow"

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 3:10pm
Well, Miss Fluffyknickers...it's looks like you've thrown down the gauntlet now, haven't you? Hmmmm?
I see nothing other than a duel.......in the Wild Wild West....back to back, the ten paces, then.....well, I DO have the derelicts to help meeee.......the dirty, shelterless, drunken, ......wait, wait! Those are my friends!!

So, shall we meet....say in the summer?

Let's see, I'm on the West Coast- you're across the pond- maybe we shouldn't meet midway.....good idea? Methinks that might put us in some deep water-  ???
Although,,,, methinks we just might get into some deep
water nonetheless!!

HIGH NOON,  AUG 15.....some point between dry gulch and the palace!  

Oooh, I'm gonna like this!!!
Cathi :P

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 3:13pm
First oysters...
Then clams...    (thought i liked where this was going  ;D)

Now  a cat-fight !!!

life just keeps getting better!   ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 3:16pm
Correction, IF I may.....that's be a CATH-fight- and SHE started it!!

(see what you do, Fenny- always getting US in trubble- and then there's getting the boys involved- they need ther quiet, yknow....don't be stirring them up!.....NOW, BEHAVE!) :P

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 3:19pm
too late, Caths

"Lets get ready to RUMBLE!!!"   (no hockey OR heavyweights on TV tonite)

deeply depressed after the Senator's loss last nite,
grant    8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 3:28pm


Right I will be in New York on the 15th August 2003, really and truely anyone who wants to watch me *Bitch Slap* Miss double gusset will have to let me know...10 paces....now you've gone and really done it ....lol

It's true Im coming to New York Im sooooooooo excited, you Miss DG should now put on yr rubber knickers... :P

Don...did you get your wallet...I posted it.

Cathy  :)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 3:29pm
OOOHHH! Grant, now you've done it....fact is the Fennygirl is my bestest friend....and we are gonna meet this summer.....however, we REFUSE to preempt ANY sports. You boys just run along and enjoy your wrestling matches and the hockey or whatever you wish, we'll be enjoying some cultural events......

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 3:31pm

Geezzee I just pray she doesn't look up... :-/

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 3:42pm
SHE DID! >:(

Give Don Back his wallet....Missie--- you're grounded!!

When I unground you, you can go find another BESTEST freind!   :P :P :P :P :P

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 3:46pm
back to incoherent babbling, I guess.

thx jonny.   great thread    ::)

later

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 24th, 2003, 3:47pm

on 05/24/03 at 15:46:46, brain_cramps wrote:
back to incoherent babbling, I guess.

thx jonny.   great thread    ::)

later


Thats why its here, Bro ;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 3:54pm
YEAH, BUTTTT JONNNNNNY!!!

Couldja please enlighten us about the oyster thing.....or at the very least, tell us you wouldn't want to offend us with such a distasteful story...... 'course Miss Fluffyknickers loves that ticky tacky stuff, dontcha dearie???

SO, Jonny, tell!!!

Thanking you in advance!

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 3:57pm

on 05/24/03 at 15:29:13, CathiP wrote:
You boys just run along and enjoy your wrestling matches and the hockey or whatever you wish...

BTW - I was meaning boxing.   WRESTLING IS NOT A SPORT!!!    >:(



on 05/24/03 at 15:29:13, CathiP wrote:
...we'll be enjoying some cultural events......

Sheeeeesh, I can just imagine!    ;D

thx again jonny    ;)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 4:01pm

Grant...you could not in your wildest dreams imagine what 5 women in 1 hotel suite are capable of getting up to....the mind boggles...but never fear I will have the camera...lol

oh...I mean 4 cos her up there isn't staying in my room now... ;D

Cathy...

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 4:03pm
My mind is boggling!!!    ;)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 4:13pm

on 05/24/03 at 15:54:23, CathiP wrote:
Couldja please enlighten us about the oyster thing.....or at the very least, tell us you wouldn't want to offend us with such a distasteful story......


Cathi...Jonny is a very busy man...he is on an important mission right now, he's a high flier you know so please stop buggin him and just go sell some of them there derelicts you got.... ;D

Grant....behave you'd be surprised what I can see from here... :o

Cathy

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 4:28pm

on 05/24/03 at 15:57:19, brain_cramps wrote:
WRESTLING IS NOT A SPORT!!!

on 05/24/03 at 16:01:39, cathy wrote:
...you could not in your wildest dreams imagine what 5 women in 1 hotel suite are capable of getting up to...

I stand corrected.  Now that's wrestling!    Don't forget the jello!!!   ;D



on 05/24/03 at 16:01:39, cathy wrote:
...but never fear I will have the camera...

That's all I ask.   ;)    (and I won't have to worry about any "wild dreams"!!!)



on 05/24/03 at 15:29:13, CathiP wrote:
...we'll be enjoying some cultural events......

Speaking of cultural events...    I'm off to the ballet now.  (the kind with a fire-hall-pole  ;D)


thx for the prelims Caths   ;D,
grant     8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 4:29pm

on 05/24/03 at 16:13:45, cathy wrote:
Grant....behave you'd be surprised what I can see from here... :o

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by don on May 24th, 2003, 4:43pm

Quote:
Don...did you get your wallet...I posted it.



??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 4:46pm

Don ...the one you left on the bedside cabinet...don't tell me you forgot already!

Grant...in answer to your question .....NO  ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by don on May 24th, 2003, 4:57pm
That wasn't my wallet. That was a video camera.

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cathy on May 24th, 2003, 5:12pm


No wonder it cost so much to post it!

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 24th, 2003, 5:25pm

I didn't know that men used to be oysters?

2 friends bitch-slapping each other.

people on too much  schroom therapy.

5 women in a hotel suite.

wrestling in jello.

That's it......I won't be at the convention.  You people are frightening  me.

                LindaH


Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 24th, 2003, 5:45pm
Linda- Don't you even THINK that way, girl! You're going to the Convention....and I know really, nothing would prevent you from being there......'sides,  we're not meeting till Aug......think you'll have the place cleaned up by then? I think you should check UNDER some of the beds to be sure everyone and everything went home.......
Look OUT, YEW NORK- poor state will never be the same..... ;D ;D ;D ;D!!!!!
Cathi

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 6:18pm

on 05/24/03 at 17:25:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
That's it......I won't be at the convention.  You people are frightening  me.


Shit - guess there's no reason for me to keep buying lotto tickets    ;)

forgetting about training to swim across the border,
grant      :-/

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Woobie on May 24th, 2003, 7:20pm
 Just when I thought y'all couldn't get any lower, ya kick me to the curb.......GEEZ....Oysters, clams, pearl necklaces, what is the world coming to? :)
Ramon

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 24th, 2003, 7:33pm


oh.....all right.  I'll be there Grant.  SOMEONE has "splain" reggae to ya.....lmao......

        swim baby swim.........LindaH

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Mark C on May 24th, 2003, 7:42pm
...the Brunnen G are destroyed and you, are the last of the Brunnen G"


"Now, I'm sorry if it's a little rough on you but you know something, I like a little bruising. It adds a certain hue."

"You wouldn't believe the amount of ass I got for that one."

"OH! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah baby! You're gonna get it."

"So, you're on the slab and you've chosen to be sliced in two, congratulations."

"Nature, oh please. Pound nails in my head, but don't ask me to frolic in the wilderness kissing a duck!"

"I knew we were leaving Brunis but we had this farewell party, and I did a a few kaboo flowers, and well, you know those kaboo. Boom! One too many and whoa-ho! You wake up four days later and the whole planet's empty."


"I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe"!

"you, my friend, are a leaking boil on the anus of a cancerous rodent sqeaking from a damp corner of oblivion!"

"Overkill... It is my style. I think big!"

"I'm very good with pain."

"You are not not important!"

"What is a dream? What is reality?"

"There are a thousand people, dying this very moment on a thousand other planets. What do they really mean to you, or to me?"

"Because it is full of good and I'm full of bad. I think that's all there is to it. I'm not very complicated, really."

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 7:48pm

on 05/24/03 at 19:33:14, Linda_Howell wrote:
oh.....all right.  I'll be there Grant.

OK     Back in the pool it is!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 24th, 2003, 8:10pm

just make sure the RCMP  don't see ya diving.

 Don't think between all of us, at the convention we could make bail.

                LindaH


Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Miklos on May 24th, 2003, 8:18pm
Marc C: What is it you drink/smoke on Saturday nights? I want some.

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 24th, 2003, 8:35pm

on 05/24/03 at 20:10:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
Don't think between all of us, at the convention we could make bail.

I don't think it'd be that much - just wouldn't get out until Monday morning  >:(

grant

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Not4Hire on May 24th, 2003, 8:48pm

on 05/24/03 at 20:18:45, Miklos wrote:
Marc C: What is it you drink/smoke on Saturday nights? I want some.



...just take a seat with the in-laws, Miklo.... MarkC was just quotin' Ted..... and don... and ....well, ALL of us (at one timernuther).....

"i love when a project comes together....."  -jonny(a couple daze ago).....

"i love when a thread starts out slow..and then just tapers off completely...."..... me, about three beers ago......

Happy Dickeration Day allayez.....!

Nfer.....(hic)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Charlie on May 24th, 2003, 10:24pm
This will be a little off track. I'm catching up. Still....

Sometime in the distant past, there was a guy who ate the first oyster. What the hell was going through his mind? Hey! this snot in a shell looks good, I'll give it a try.

Bleaugh

Charlie

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by BobG on May 24th, 2003, 10:31pm
LOL Charlie

How about the first guy to eat a crab or lobster......

"Hmmmm, what's this spider-looking bottom feeder? I think I'll break it open and eat it's insides."

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 25th, 2003, 12:00am
I love it!!!!

50 replys to a post about absolutely god damn nothing...I mean nothing....LOL ;D

Im good!!!!....ROTFF :D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by catlind on May 25th, 2003, 8:52am

on 05/24/03 at 22:24:57, Charlie wrote:
This will be a little off track. I'm catching up. Still....

Sometime in the distant past, there was a guy who ate the first oyster. What the hell was going through his mind? Hey! this snot in a shell looks good, I'll give it a try.

Bleaugh

Charlie


I've often pondered many ponderables along the same line Charlie.  For instance, what was the person thinking who first licked that hallucinogenic toad in California?  "Oh look, here's a toad, I think I'll lick it and see if I can get high".....  ::)

Cat

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 25th, 2003, 9:00am
Theres no licking toads in my thread.....only licking my.....nevermind ;D

....................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Woobie on May 25th, 2003, 9:09am
Ok - I'm catching up too... and ya'lll are killin me!!

I have an "ponderable" for ya??   How come people fart.. and then walk by you REALLY fast?    and how come the people with the WORST breathe always have the most secrets to tell you!!   and how come whenever I double down on a 11.. i get an ace.. and whenever I double down on a ten.. i get a 2?    Why is that?   and.... and how come....

LOL.. so that was MY night at work.. how are you all doing?

LOL

tina   :-*

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Woobie on May 25th, 2003, 9:11am

on 05/24/03 at 13:39:47, jonny wrote:
You knowth not the depth of wisdom in me words.

.........................jonny



OMG OMG OMG.....

Jonny.. you're killin me..

LOL...

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Woobie on May 25th, 2003, 9:17am

on 05/24/03 at 17:25:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
I didn't know that men used to be oysters?

2 friends bitch-slapping each other.

people on too much  schroom therapy.

5 women in a hotel suite.

wrestling in jello.

                LindaH



MILLER LITE FIGHT!!!


Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 25th, 2003, 9:22am
Im not trying to kill anyone, maybe enlighten but not kill.

I do that hands on ;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by oringkid on May 25th, 2003, 12:28pm
Complete and utter lunacy does have its attractions..........

sherry

what ends up a pearl, begins as just an irritation

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 25th, 2003, 12:37pm

on 05/25/03 at 12:28:01, oringkid wrote:
Complete and utter lunacy does have its attractions..........



Sherry:

I agree wholeheartedly!    ;D

grant    8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 25th, 2003, 12:43pm


Jonny said....".I love it.  50 posts about absolutely nothing."

   You should know it doesn't take much to entertain us.  Except for our HA's,  we're NOT high=maintenance and most of the time, we play well with others.    It's just that one guy running with scizzors who spoils it for the rest of us in the sand-box.


           LindaH

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 25th, 2003, 6:35pm
Running with scissors?.....Sounds familiar, somebody slap the shit out of that guy before I get my hands on him ;D

....................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 25th, 2003, 7:27pm
jonny

now i know how you got 4500+ posts!!!!

grant    ;D

P.S.  Now gimme those scissors before you take your OWN eye out!    ;)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 25th, 2003, 7:42pm
LMMFAO....Grant ;D

Logging 4500+ posts takes commitment....AKA, no life ....LOL ;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by CathiP on May 26th, 2003, 9:41am
Grant-
How was the ballet?
Cathi

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 26th, 2003, 11:56am
BALLET?

Dude, tell me you havent gone that way....the oysters will never forgive you!!!!

You Cath's need to be coming by Boston if your going to be that close ;D

....................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 26th, 2003, 12:12pm
Sheeeesh - not that kind of ballet!    ::)

You know the kind... with dancing girls and a fire-pole.   ;)

How was it?    entertaining as usual, to say the least   ;D

grant    8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by jonny on May 26th, 2003, 12:43pm

on 05/26/03 at 12:12:27, brain_cramps wrote:
You know the kind... with dancing girls and a fire-pole.   ;)


I usually supply the pole but hey!, thats just me.....LOL ;D

Strip joints are never a disapointment if ya go to the right one.

Canada by far has the best strip joints in my book!!!!!

................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by ^Mark on May 26th, 2003, 2:29pm

on 05/26/03 at 12:43:35, jonny wrote:
I usually supply the pole but hey!, thats just me.....LOL ;D

Strip joints are never a disapointment if ya go to the right one.

Canada by far has the best strip joints in my book!!!!!

................................jonny


A few years back the company I worked for acquired another company based in Chelmsford. When I joined that division (though still based near Amsterdam) I had the opportunity to visit that area frequently.

As I well recall there's 1 or 2 quite good ones in and near Chelmsford too   8) :P ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!
Post by cootie on May 26th, 2003, 8:17pm
mule danceing.......? Pam that doesn't dance with donkeys  ;)



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