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(Message started by: echo on May 23rd, 2003, 12:49pm)

Title: Hold off on the APB --
Post by echo on May 23rd, 2003, 12:49pm
As if anyone would wonder where the hell I was anyway.  Just wanted the family to know that I will be out of touch starting this afternoon and will return to the MB on June 2nd.  I probably have 400+ company emails to weed through when I get back but I'll make sure I drop in to see what the H has happened while I was away.

For several nights next week there will be 9 - 10 guests in our house.  God give me the strength to keep from ripping into one of my in-laws.  Could be interesting when (if) I get a cement crawler during their visit.  "Don't call 911 and leave me the fu#k alone".

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by catlind on May 23rd, 2003, 12:57pm
Echo my friend, of course you would be missed, and will be missed.  I sincerely hope you can find a place to escape to when the going gets tough.  Hang on and just know that your family in clusterville will be sending positive vibes your way to help you get through the house guest nightmare :)

Lots of luv
Cat

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 1:11pm


Well Echo, if you use the cement mixer and the in-laws go awol, we'll say you were with us...okay... ;D

I'll miss you, and I'll keep an eye on Pudd...you know what she's like the hussy!  :o

Hope it's not toooooo stressful!

Cathy

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by OneEyeBlind on May 23rd, 2003, 1:15pm
I'll miss ya sweetie, now who am I suppose to call when I get really down and out .... oops, don't think your puddin knew that I knew your phone # .... ducking !!!!!!!!!!!!

You take care and remember the game ... duck duck goose ... forget the goose and just duck duck.  

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by oringkid on May 23rd, 2003, 2:44pm
I'll miss ya!  And I don't envy you!  Ugh...company! LOL

Sherry

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cootie on May 23rd, 2003, 3:02pm
House full of inlaws all weekend......better you then me....hope ya get thru it ok. Echo less weekend Pam

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by CathiP on May 23rd, 2003, 3:05pm
GOOSE!

Sorry, One-eye.....I had to give you my man's # once- remember? I trust you.....it's that Fengirl I can't trust with my snappy-dressing, all-around good egg.....

Echo, make the very best out of this time you're off...and you let me know if anyone picks on you....I'll stand right behind you while you kick some relative backside!!!

I promise not to pm you at all while you're gone....just post me when you've dug yourself out. ;)

I'll miss you, Echo!
yreverlovin.....Puddin

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 3:12pm

on 05/23/03 at 15:05:23, CathiP wrote:
I trust you.....it's that Fengirl I can't trust with my snappy-dressing, all-around good egg.....



Watch it Pudd I might just have ta bitch slap ya!! ;D

cathy ...still missing you Echo ;)

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by OneEyeBlind on May 23rd, 2003, 3:17pm
LOL, puddin ... but I still got his number .......... it's 1-800-DIAL-A-MAN.   I won't forget it !!!

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by CathiP on May 23rd, 2003, 3:21pm
That's true, Miss Fluffyknickers.....(and you WOULD use an 800# wouldn't you?)

One catch- when you ask for the All-Around-Good-Egg-Snappy-Dresser Dept. no one will be answering.....cause MY Echo is not available to the likes of youuuuuu!! :P

hiseverlovin Puddin! :-*

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by echo on May 23rd, 2003, 4:01pm

on 05/23/03 at 15:21:06, CathiP wrote:
Miss Fluffyknickers.....


That kills me.

45 minutes until the begining of a week from hell.  Without fail my spousal unit will have a disagreement with her older brother, her older sister and her father.  She'll be disgusted with her mother, annoyed by her other brother, his girlfriend and her child, her own children, the pizza delivery guy and most definately ME.
I will do my best to stay out of harms way but lets face it, I am a male of the species and sometimes I will be in the wrong place, say the wrong thing, breath too loud or show disinterest.  Maybe tonight I'll jab myself repeatedly with a fork and require hospitalization. :-/

Echo getting ready to sign off.

JUST SHOOT ME!!



Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by jonny on May 23rd, 2003, 4:16pm
Dude,

When the action starts just scream "HEY!!!!"...when everyone shuts up jab a huge Bowie kinfe into the dining room table sit down and crack a brew.

Then ask "How do you like me know"

It works every time, Bro!!!

.....................................jonny  8)

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by echo on May 23rd, 2003, 4:24pm
I like it -- that will get their attention.  Much less messy than a 12 gauge to the ceiling.

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 4:24pm


Echo...good luck, think on the bright side, if you stab yourself repeatedly with a fork, and cannibals capture you at least they won't skin you and make you into a canoe, no point with all them fork holes in ya, you'd sink  ;D

btw...Cathi's nickname is Miss Double Gussett!

Cathy

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by OneEyeBlind on May 23rd, 2003, 4:32pm
LOL, you dropping off that bowie knife to your bro so that he is ready for combat ???? OMG, you guys kill me .... I just loooooooveeeeeee my inlaws.  Have a great weekend everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by CathiP on May 23rd, 2003, 4:36pm
AHH, I LUVVVS ya, Miss Fluffyknickers....but remember...
you bitch -slap me, I find some derelicts to jump you in a dark alley.....
poor Wes, all alone..........and those GORGEOUS eyes....hmmmmmm.............

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by echo on May 23rd, 2003, 4:37pm

on 05/23/03 at 16:32:18, OneEyeBlind wrote:
.... I just loooooooveeeeeee my inlaws.  


Just reminded me of the last time the GANG was here and I was making yet another liquor store run when one of her brothers proudly handed me a $5 bill to donate to the cause.  I took him along with me to witness the writing of a $120 check thinking he would realize that the $5 wasn't adequate.  Nothing -- he is so tight that if you put peanut butter up his as s you'll have a diamond in 3 to 4 weeks.

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 4:38pm


Echo you just crack me up!  :-*


CathiP....Yeah yeah yeah..... :P

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by jonny on May 23rd, 2003, 4:41pm
Hey Cathy,

I think you need to sit down, care to sit here?....LOL

..............................jonny

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by echo on May 23rd, 2003, 4:44pm

on 05/23/03 at 16:41:54, jonny wrote:
Hey Cathy,

I think you need to sit down, care to sit here?....LOL

..............................jonny


Yea Cathy it's kind of like playing circus.  Sit on jonny's face and he'll guess your weight.  



Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 4:44pm


Jonny I would but I like to keep my feet firmly on the ground.  ;D

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by CathiP on May 23rd, 2003, 4:53pm
Cathy- Well, I'm cornfooosed- It looks to me like those  ::)feet have never been used!!

Echo- go while you can.....we'll keep the light on...

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cathy on May 23rd, 2003, 4:58pm


My feet are great Im a chiropodist remember!  :P now go away!


Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cootie on May 23rd, 2003, 5:00pm
I see you guys are gettin echo all primed up for his weekend.....if nothin else fails come outa the bathroom with no pants on and walk around like nothin's different. I think the bowie knife will get there upmost respect myself.....play jab between yer fingers with it next......maybe they'll all leave early. Pam that's glad I don't have to 'do' relatives cuz mine are way too nosey....

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by jonny on May 23rd, 2003, 5:11pm
Whats a Chiropodist?

I have huge feet, go figure....LOL ;D

...................................jonny

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by CathiP on May 23rd, 2003, 5:19pm
Jonny- It's already been explained here, big hands and big feet signify......big shoes & big gloves(thanks, Umm, I think it was Grant? Sorry if I'm wrong)....
I have an old school friend, just thought of it, if I remember correctly, he wore a size 12- in JR HIGH!
Cathy- The plumber has the worst plumbing, the Dr's kids are always sick......and you, the chiropodist, have perfect feet.....THERE, WE HAVE IT!!  Now go to bed, Miss Fluffyknickers!

Jonny- Cathy is a foot Doc- likes to clean 'em, shave off the carbunkles, treats athlete's foot.....y'know- a real GLAM job!! Euuuuwwwww!!! :P

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by jonny on May 23rd, 2003, 5:25pm

on 05/23/03 at 17:19:36, CathiP wrote:
Jonny- Cathy is a foot Doc- likes to clean 'em, shave off the carbunkles, treats athlete's foot.....y'know- a real GLAM job!! Euuuuwwwww!!! :P


Ya, but can you say "Cha-Ching"?

I've seen the cars in her driveway.....LOL....MAN!!!!

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by suzy617 on May 23rd, 2003, 5:32pm
LMAO, I've really enjoyed reading this post!
9 inlaws at your house Echo? Better you then me honey. Them people scare me.  :o (mine that is)
Good luck to you,
Suzy

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by Peppermint on May 24th, 2003, 10:07am
Echo ya well-dressed mousse,
(I prefer mousse over puddin any day)

We should change your name to Patience.  
I used to start muttering,...get them out.. get them OUt.. geT tHEM OUTTTT....

All that in under an hour from when they walked in the door.   ::) :P

Have fun St. Patience.

Title: Re: Hold off on the APB --
Post by cootie on May 24th, 2003, 12:51pm
Ever wonder if the relatives say that about us tho when we visit them ? I keep my visits short Pam  ;)



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