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Title: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Roxy on May 22nd, 2003, 8:23am on 05/12/03 at 22:58:13, rumplestiltskin wrote:
Really? On the 20th? Wow!! Tracey |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by nancyann on May 22nd, 2003, 9:00am :) :) :-* :-*That is truely BEAUTIFUL!!!! :) |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Margi on May 22nd, 2003, 9:20am Dear Mr. and Soon to Be Mrs. Stiltskin.... This is a pretty darned chintzy-cheesy way of sending out wedding announcements. Burying it in a thread that is days old, indeed!! Just kinda letting it SLIDE past everyone like that but, knowing in your own little pea brains that you DID actually notify us? Making it now OUR faults if we miss it? Mmmmhmmm..... So, I take it the invitations are probably lost in the mail too, now? Mmmmhmmm.... Silly you guys. We were going to get you really good crap for presents, too. The ONLY acceptable restitution here is going to be an online wedding photo album. You do know that, right? Miss Georgia....I'll be needing to hear the planning details that you've done so far. I'll expect a full report by the end of the day. Are we clear on this, young lady? Congratultions, you two - it's about freakin time!! :-* <--- Den, that's not a smiley - it's a pucker. BIG difference. |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Roxy on May 22nd, 2003, 9:28am For those who are new, and not so new.....here's a very good engagement picture of the happy couple. http://www.maplefallswebdesign.com/misc/txch/txch.htm We do need to know where to send the wedding gifts.....unless you want them all to go to Iowa Park!! I can always just hang on to them for ya'll. |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by brain_cramps on May 22nd, 2003, 10:11am That's too cool. Hoping for the best for both of you. :-* grant 8) |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by cathy on May 22nd, 2003, 10:38am Den & Georgia if it's right then Congratulations..!!! ;D...Den this is NOT a pucker it's a smiley! Cathy |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Donna on May 22nd, 2003, 10:59am Best and Happy wishes to you two. Couldn't happen to 2 nicer people. Love to you Donna |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by OneEyeBlind on May 22nd, 2003, 11:13am Congrats you guys !!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Leesa on May 22nd, 2003, 11:18am Congrats Den and Georgia!! ;D ;D ;D ;D Happy for yall, you deserve it!! Leesa PS: Great pics!!!! Yall make a cute and "fuzzy" couple ;) |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by BruceD on May 22nd, 2003, 11:39am Very cool. Congrats all around! Take care BruceD |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by TomM on May 22nd, 2003, 11:50am Dam, that Roxy Chick gets around! ;) Congrats Den and Gerogia. TomM |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Karla on May 22nd, 2003, 1:04pm Congradulations Den and Georgia! Much happiness for you both on your special day. |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by jonny on May 22nd, 2003, 1:47pm Im so sorry, Georgia....are you sure he's not putting roofies in your drink to get you to do this?....LOL ;D Congratulations you two!!! :-* ......................jonny |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Callico_Kid on May 22nd, 2003, 3:23pm Congratulations! I wish for you the very best!!! Jerry :P (In keeping with the picture!) ;D |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by maggie_may on May 22nd, 2003, 3:31pm Congratulations, Den and Georgia! Lots of happiness for you guys on your special day :D maggie |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Charlie on May 22nd, 2003, 4:26pm Love and marriage in Texasville. What are you thinking Georgia? Or are you doing a Anna Nicole Smith thing? Den is old but does he have that kind of money? ::) Congrats kids. Let us know what we can do. Charlie 8) |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by eyes_afire on May 22nd, 2003, 6:13pm Congratulations Den and Georgia. --- Steve |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Peppermint on May 22nd, 2003, 6:26pm Thass the shiznit Georgia & Den!!!! Congratulations and all that good stuff. We want pics , we do. Oh, that's of the wedding, NOT the honeymoon Den. (No smileys in honor of the special event - only a one time deal, I get smiley happy, I don't have much sarcasm skill - except in person). Georgia.... *smile* CONGRATS! |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Georgia on May 22nd, 2003, 7:01pm Uh hem. I would like to formally announce that Dennis and I are getting married on June 20th, 2003. I know that this is the first you are hearing of it, and I apologize for that. You are all invited. I don't know exactly what time the wedding is going to be though, so just show up sometime on the 20th. Oh, and I don't know where exactly the wedding is going to be, so just show up somewhere on the beach in Galveston, Texas. Ms Margi, the plans that I have made so far: I am going to marry Dennis. He is going to marry me. I am going to be barefoot. We will kiss. And then dance a little. (Note to self - practice that slow dance thing) My parents and my sister are coming down for a week and we rented a house on the beach where we are all going to stay. I think there are a few other family members coming to. And Den's close friend got ordained over the internet so she is going to be the preacher lady. She gave us a book last night we are supposed to read and then write our own vows. I want Den to write both parts. I don't know what the hell to write...."oh my sweet dennis. I do so love the way your armpits smell. But the farts have got to stop, man. What the hell do they feed you? I love how you are cool with me talking to bigfoot and seeing dead people and I love how you bring me scratch off tickets and umm how you let me paint glow in the dark paint on everything and thats is just why I love you and all but um, did you hear the preacher lady say the part about love is not angry, Mr Grump ass??" See what I mean? OK...what else. Oh, I am burning CD's for the music part of the wedding. And I am having this really cool magic flowly dress made. And I think we are having barbeque for dinner. And we bought a bubble machine. And Den is wearing a tux top and a speedo bottom. (well, he hasnt offcially agreed to the speedo yet, but he will when all of his underwear and pants magically disappear and the only remaining item of clothing is the speedo). And my sister is going to be my bride of honor and Adam is going to be the best broom man. And i have a list of things I need to get before the wedding day: more glitter, more christmas lights, this jewel thingie to hang on my forehead, wedding rings, some marriage paper thing, water balloons, a caterer, a cd player, an archway thing, lipstick, coconut perfume. I think that's it. So did I pass? I am totally prepared for this right?? I have everything under control. (Ignore the constant eye twitch brought on by stress. ) Am I forgetting anything? Be honest!! Feel free to jump in here and help me out. Anytime. Jonny - I am appalled that you would even suggest such a thing. Dennis gives me special drinks everyday with vitamins in them to make me strong and health. When I drink them everything gets so pretty and shiny. I love Dennis. Dennis is a god. Dennis is young and vibrant. Dennis is a stallion. Charlie - I am smarter than Anna Nicole. She never got the money. Dumb bitch. See, I have it all planned out....marry a guy who seems to have no money whatsoever and then when he dies from eating too many of the arsenic sugar cookies you make for him everyday, you get all the money and then the courts dont think you were just after the money. Yeah, and Den is old too so it'll look like natural causes and um, wait, I am getting confused about the money part again. Opps, hang on, Den just handed me another glass of my vitamin drink. I love Den. Den is a god. Den is rich beyond belief. All sympathy cards can be sent to: Mrs Georgia O'Connor and that guy 9819 North Lake View Montgomery TX 77316 |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Not4Hire on May 22nd, 2003, 7:02pm quote: *shiznit* unquote can i be the first to send ya a bouquet of *marshmeller peeps* ? ...and DO NOT FUCK THIS UP....(by gettin' married, i mean).... been there, done that, got the TRW-report-that-never-goes-away, and children in all parts of the WestrenHemiSphere..... OM-MANI-PADME-OM....grok-me....biteme.....ya BOGART!...Area-51-happiness-to-ya... yadda.... N4H |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Mark C on May 22nd, 2003, 8:14pm Congratulations! |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 22nd, 2003, 10:09pm oh Georgia...your desciption just got me all teary eyed!! CONGRATS TO YOU 2!!!! Mast |
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Title: yup Post by rumplestiltskin on May 23rd, 2003, 12:51am ...she just won't leave. I have tried everything. I'm 51. She's 27 goin on 12. My son loves her more than me now. Stares at her breasts. He figgers I ain't got that long. They both do. I don't mind. For the sake of you scum suckin newbies...G and I met at this site. The old site...the good one. We first met fleshly at the Atlanta OUCH Cornvention. I'm a real episodic. She fakes a good chronic. We know exactly why the other one is crying hysterically in the bathroom...or wherever. Theres some degree of comfort in that. Never have to explain nothin. Like how two walkin skeletons leavin a concentration camp have between them what noone else could ever know. Yer well wishes are appreciated. We constantly talk about you behind yer back. This site stays open almost all the time here. Yer like some strange extended family that lives in the corner. How I feel about you ....particularly those I've met....is impossible to describe correctly. It's a very wierd new form of relationship that has been created by the computer age. Spatial and temporal constraints exist on a whole new plane. Yer never here and yer always near. At once, as impersonal, meaningless black squiggles and yet as real and near my heart as my dead best friend. Yer never here and yer always near....I can feel yer stare...see yer anguish....share yer joy... Like how walkin skeletons leavin a concentration camp have between them what noone else could ever know. Feel free to crash my wedding...fuck the in-laws...yer family... ...well...gotta go do some genetic research on Clusters....now where'd I put that Viagra? Walk in the Sunshine den |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by suzy617 on May 23rd, 2003, 4:46am Congratulations Den and Georgia! You seem to be a perfect couple. Sounds like its gonna be a great party that day! Dont forget to serve that vinegar and blue cheese dressing. ;) suzy |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Margi on May 23rd, 2003, 9:06am Georgia, Georgia, Georgia....have you learned nothing in our years together? You've forgotten the sparklers, woman!! And those can't-blow-them-out-PISS-me-off candles for your wedding cake. What about those little horns for your guests, too? You know - those ones you blow and they unroll like some unGodly lizard tongue? They need to blow those at the precise moment of the "I GOT YA, SUCKAH" kiss during the ceremony! Sheesh! It's ok, sweetie - you're probably just not fully engaged into the festive mood yet like I am. (I've been waiting for this wedding for about 3 years now. So I've had lots of time to plan.) VERY cool about the internet ordained minister lady. That's just like JOEY!!! ;D Hopefully, she'll be there on time and not show up in army fatigues..... And, I think you should keep the vows as you've written them. You MIGHT want to re-think the speedo though...that might just scare the hell outta your grandchildren when they see your wedding album. Those chicken legs should really be kept under wraps, honey, ok? (even though I secretly suspect it's not his lil chicken legs you're lookin at when he wiggles into that speedo....you hussy.) Now, the music....wedding on the beach....so you ARE recording Don Ho's rendition of Tiny Bubbles, right? I bet ya dollars to donuts, your fiance will provide the accompanying Georgia and Den - we truly WILL all be with you there in spirit. I, personally, will be standing on my front lawn facing south and waving all day. As you say, Den, ....'yer never here, but yer always near'....you really do have a knack for summing this place up, sir. (note the lack of smiley inserted here. even though I really REALLY wanted to.) And, uh, Steve? 86 the Marshmallow Peeps ok? Isn't it more than a little obvious that Georgia already does WAY too much sugar, man?? p.s. Georgia, one more thing....if you're going to do the Don Ho thing, you simply HAVE to supply plastic leis for your wedding guests. And t-shirts with the caption "I got leid at D & G's wedding." |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Miklos on May 23rd, 2003, 9:28am Best wishes from a fellow Plano Texan. 39 years now with no time off for good behavior. I detest smileys as well. |
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Title: Re: Den & Georgia...Did I read this right? Post by Georgia on May 23rd, 2003, 10:55pm OK, first of all, let me just say that I DO NOT EAT TOO MUCH SUGAR. And secondly, Peeps don't even have any sugar in them. They are all natural and sugar-free. They are made from Just-Born baby marshamallows which we all know don't get sugary until they are old. Duh. Mmmm, speedo. And I don't think the Tiny Bubbles song is a good idea. Mmmm, speedo. I think Den might take a little too much creative freedom with that...I have nightmarish visions of spit bubbles, fart bubbles, snot bubbles...just not a plausible idea with this man, we need to keep temptation for entertaining with bodily fluids and gases to a minimum. Mmmm, speedo. Now the sparklers, I like!! Fireworks are legal down here, but only around the 4th of July. Mmmm, speedo. I am really hoping that they will be selling them in time for the wedding. Fireworks rule. Oh and Margi, your post did give me a really good idea. Pineapple. I love pineapple. Mmmm, speedo. We should have some at the wedding. I really do appreciate all of your well wishes. Mmmm, speedo. It's a truly wonderful feeling to be able to share our love with the only people in this world who understand us completely and who have watched our friendship and love grow and develop into the sick and twisted creature that it is now. Mmmm, peeps. Peace out - G |
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