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(Message started by: fubar on May 20^th, 2003, 6:43pm)

Title: The "TRUE" Rules of Life
Post by fubar on May 20^th, 2003, 6:43pm

Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are....

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her-believe them.

7. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

10. Work is good, but it's not that important.

11. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Title: Re: The "TRUE" Rules of Life
Post by brain_cramps on May 20^th, 2003, 7:14pm

on 05/20/03 at 18:43:07, fubar wrote:

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Fu:

Are you sure that one isn't backwards? (Maybe just around here!!! ;) ;D)

grant 8)

Title: Re: The "TRUE" Rules of Life
Post by fubar on May 20^th, 2003, 10:22pm

Grant,

Well, I didn't write the rules, but that one probably *is* backwards for this place! 8)

-Fu