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(Message started by: don on May 20th, 2003, 11:24am)

Title: Dear Bill L........
Post by don on May 20th, 2003, 11:24am
Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again.


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never to be heard from again.


Sox have a better chance at the pennant

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by suzy617 on May 20th, 2003, 11:34am
I've been seeing Bill lurking about every morning before I leave for work. I'll say hello to him tomorrow and make him nervous.  ;D
Sometimes I am better off just lurking myself. I stay outta trouble that way.  :-X

suzy

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by cootie on May 20th, 2003, 3:03pm
;D LURK  ;D...........

1 a : to lie in wait in a place of concealment especially for an evil purpose b : to move furtively or inconspicuously c : to persist in staying
2 a : to be concealed but capable of being discovered; specifically : to constitute a latent threat b : to lie hidden
- lurk·er noun
synonyms LURK, SKULK, SLINK, SNEAK mean to behave so as to escape attention. LURK implies a lying in wait in a place of concealment and often suggests an evil intent <suspicious men lurking in alleyways>. SKULK suggests more strongly cowardice or fear or sinister intent <something skulking in the shadows>. SLINK implies moving stealthily often merely to escape attention <slunk around the corner>. SNEAK may add an implication of entering or leaving a place or evading a difficulty by furtive, indirect, or underhanded methods <sneaked out early>.   ;)

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by don on May 20th, 2003, 4:09pm
other synonyms;

dogbreath, sleazebag, deranged, boy lover, carpet bagger, animal inseminator, psychotic, transvestite.

Ya gotta love the guy.

YOU, not me.

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 20th, 2003, 9:00pm
Ok...your at the convention, and this GUY comes up to you in this Boston accent and asks you how your spose is doing...naming names....asks you how your dogs are doing...naming those too...
That's Lurker Bill.
You won't know who he is...but he reads and remembers EVERY SINGLE POST!!
(he knows you better then you do...creepy, huh?)
:)
Mast

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by Margi on May 20th, 2003, 9:09pm
LMAO - wow, Michelle - you NAILED it!  That's our Lurker Bill.  He's like a freakin encyclopaedia about ch.com.  

Bill and Deb are the kind of folks that once you meet them, you feel you've known them all your life.  Deb is a great gal, patience of a saint (except she says the 'f' word on the golf course a little bit), and quietly watches her hubby start quoting posts from the very early days of ch.com, with this knowing smile on her face.....

You're right, Mast - it IS kind of creepy.....LOL LOL

hi bill ;)

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by BILL_L on May 21st, 2003, 4:50am
Other Synonyms

Boy Lover  ::)http://williamlovejoy0.tripod.com/dondebbillnancy.jpg

Animal Inseminator   :'( http://williamlovejoy0.tripod.com/milly.JPG


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Deb has the patients of a saint


LMAO

Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by Turts on May 21st, 2003, 5:45am
I felt obliged to post so I didnt meet the Lurker criteria.


Bill scares me. And I live a hemisphere away!!!


Title: Re: Dear Bill L........
Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 21st, 2003, 7:59am
Ah Turts,
Bill is harmless...it's his wife ya gotta watch out for :)

Just kidding...that couple is amazing...have ya rolling on the floor peein in your pants laughing your ass off :)

Mast



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