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(Message started by: Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:09pm)

Title: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:09pm

This challenge to keep you out of mischief and stop you bashing each other is harder than the last.

HOST'S WELCOME WORDS THAT MAKE YOU WISH YOU HADN'T COME

Your starters for 10:

"Hi swingers, car keys in the pile over there"

"How thrilling, Roman Polanski's here and he's longing to meet your daughter"

"We're teetotal, but do go ahead if you feel you must"

" Dressed as a chicken? How screamingly funny! No-one else has bothered"

" Jonny's here and he's got a bone to pick with you"

Love

W the B

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 16^th, 2003, 6:14pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:09:29, Wendy the Brit wrote:

" Jonny's here and he's got a bone to pick with you"

jonny's got a bone but he aint picking anyone with it.

Its for thrusting ONLY!!!

Man, do you have me wrong ;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Mack on May 16^th, 2003, 6:17pm

"We just ran out of beer and your ex is here looking for you. Can I bum a smoke?"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:19pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:14:45, jonny wrote:

Its for thrusting ONLY!!!
................................jonny

And what has ONLY got to say about this.... ::)

Cathy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:20pm

OK, How's this then for wishing you hadn't come

" Come in girls, Jonny's here but his boyfriend's with him"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 16^th, 2003, 6:21pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:19:21, cathy wrote:

And what has ONLY got to say about this.... ::)

Cathy

I dont know, I havent asked you.....sorry, I spoke out of line Honey ;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 16^th, 2003, 6:23pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:20:17, Wendy the Brit wrote:

OK, How's this then for wishing you hadn't come

" Come in girls, Jonny's here but his boyfriend's with him"

Thats a keeper, wendy.....LOL ;D

........................jonny

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:24pm

Good one Mack!

How about:

"Come in, the Scrabble boards are all set up"

"Lovely to see you, glad to see you getting so much wear out of that dress" (bit of a girly one that)

"Do come in, the placenta pate is delicious"

"Ah hah, wonderful, our token poof has arrived"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:26pm

So glad you could make it....you look....ummm so..... well.....you know.....~~old....~~ different since we last met 10 years ago... :)

Wow....you didn't tell me you were pregnant again.... ??? (news to me....)

Cathy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:28pm

"isn't it wonderful, the children are joining us tonight!"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:28pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:21:27, jonny wrote:

.....sorry, I spoke out of line Honey ;D
..................................jonny

thats okay my little piece of scrumptiousness I accept your apology..... ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Mack on May 16^th, 2003, 6:29pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:24:26, Wendy the Brit wrote:

"Do come in, the placenta pate is delicious"

LMMFAO...that's just plain sick!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:31pm

Actually if cooked correctly not too much salt and pepper, and just lightly browned it can be postively exquisite.... ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 16^th, 2003, 6:34pm

Last one before bed.

Two for the Brits here -sorrY!.

"Darling! DO come in. This is Sebastian, Dodo's son, Camilla, James and Lucinda. Don't mention that you went to a comprehensive will you dear"

"Jeremy Beadle's here and he's in sparkling form tonight"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 16^th, 2003, 6:39pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:31:33, cathy wrote:

Actually if cooked correctly not too much salt and pepper, and just lightly browned it can be postively exquisite.... ;D

Cathy

Now I know why I love you....you are sick as me.....LMMFYBO!!!! ;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:39pm

No silly I mean't a tupperwear party when I said plastic....!

I said bring a friend not your wife...

I love that black dress on you, didn't you wear it last time....

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:42pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:39:24, jonny wrote:

Now I know why I love you....you are sick as me.....LMMFYBO!!!! ;D
................................jonny

You do... :o :o I AM..... ???

Cathy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 16^th, 2003, 6:49pm

on 05/16/03 at 18:42:23, cathy wrote:

You do... :o :o I AM..... ???

Cathy

Prince Charles didnt inform you that you are now my crumpet?

Golly gee

...............................................jonny :D

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 16^th, 2003, 6:58pm

No....silly old fool, it must have clean slipped his mind.... ::)

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Not4Hire on May 16^th, 2003, 8:10pm

Quote:

This challenge to keep you out of mischief and stop you bashing each other is harder than the last.

HOST(ess)'S WELCOME WORDS THAT MAKE YOU WISH YOU HADN'T COME

....hmmm...since the 1st post in a thread (usually) gets lost in the ensuing static.....

welcome words^: "You bastard! Look at all these damn kids....."

and the line:
Quote:

Actually if cooked correctly not too much salt and pepper, and just lightly browned it can be postively exquisite....

...with some fava beans and a nice Chianti......(Hannibal L.)

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jimbo on May 16^th, 2003, 9:17pm

Does this dress make my ass look fat? No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat! ;D

Seeya,

Jimbo

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Drk^Angel on May 16^th, 2003, 11:06pm

Welcome to the stag party... Did we mention that we hired your ex-wife to be the stripper?

PFDAN...................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cootie on May 16^th, 2003, 11:10pm

kiss me buck teeth my tonsils itch.......run away Pam ;)

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Drk^Angel on May 16^th, 2003, 11:11pm

Welcome to the party! Your ex just got here, and she's just dyin' to meet your wife... Something about havin' alot to talk about or something... Have a good time!

PFDAN.................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Ted on May 16^th, 2003, 11:22pm

Basically, anything Drk^Angel welcomes people to the board with.

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Roxy on May 16^th, 2003, 11:30pm

"We're sure you understand about this being a non-smoking party.....and we've invited the Jehovah's Witness's to give a sermon."

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Drk^Angel on May 17^th, 2003, 1:38am

Welcome to the board! Sorry that the beast... Oh wait a bit... Sorry... Got confused there...

PFDAN.................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by oringkid on May 17^th, 2003, 2:44am

"Come on in, make yourself at home! Just make sure you stay on the plastic!"

Sherry

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Drk^Angel on May 17^th, 2003, 3:39am

Hey... You're early! Just ignore the bloodstains... Wasn't finished cleaning up yet... Can you hand me that knife?

PFDAN..................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 5:02am

"spanking room to the left, coprophiles in the room at the top of the stairs and S&M couples in the cellar- do come in and let your hair down"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by don on May 17^th, 2003, 7:15am

Welcome, this is a meeting of obsessive cumpulsives

Welcome, this is a meeting of obsessive cumpulsives

Welcome, this is a meeting of obsessive cumpulsives

Welcome, this is a meeting of obsessive cumpulsives

Welcome, this is a meeting of obsessive cumpulsives

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cootie on May 17^th, 2003, 9:50am

Pssssssst....our designated driver is 'drunk' and passed out in the parking lot ! Designated drunk driver Pam

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by CathiP on May 17^th, 2003, 11:43am

Great group you've got here, Don- When does the meeting start? I've gotta go check my tire pressure now....
Great group you've got here, Don-when did you say the meeting would begin? Excuse me while I check my tire pressure.....
Great group you've got here, Don, when will the meeting begin? I'll be right back, I must check my tire pressure.

I LOVE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVES!!!!!! They bring out the disorganiztion in me ;D ;D ;D

Thanks, Don, now, please straighten your pocket protector!
Cathi

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by CathiP on May 17^th, 2003, 11:48am

OOOH, here's mine, Wen- sorry I'm late...

WElcome, come in, come in.....get some wine, and have a seat.....we're just here to chat about this wonderful opportunity to make some serious money.......
have you ever heard of the PYRAMID PLAN????

(take my advice.....RUN.....RUN FAST!!!) Funny in retrospect- but harder than hell to escape, once you're in the room....

Scheming to send out invites.....
Cathi

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by suzy617 on May 17^th, 2003, 12:22pm

awww memories....the good ole pyramid sceme. My boss once gave me 1500.00 to go to the meeting and in return he would make me his partner.
Glad it wasnt my money that got thrown down the toilet. Dumbass boss. ;D

suzy

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 1:43pm

"darling , what wonderful timing, we're just about to show our holiday video"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 1:45pm

or even worse "you've got here just in time, we thought you'd like to share in the video miracle of our Samuel's birth"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 1:50pm

Cathi, we don't get a lot of pyramid sales here (it exists but not bad)

What we do have is:

"Cathi, glad you could make it, you haven't missed the dildo demonstration yet"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 1:53pm

We also have in the UK (don't know if you have them in the USA) things called Book Groups. They are for people with no lives.

"Welcome dear, we are talking about Nabokov tonight and how his art reflects the political dynamics of the era"

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by jonny on May 17^th, 2003, 2:14pm

on 05/17/03 at 13:50:24, Wendy the Brit wrote:

"Cathi, glad you could make it, you haven't missed the dildo demonstration yet"

ROTFFLMMFYBO!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Shit!!!, I hope im not late, Wendy.....LOL :D

..........................................jonny :-*

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 17^th, 2003, 2:43pm

Jonny

SSSOOOOOO reliable! You never fail to see the graphic sexual version! ;D ;D ;D

Well, whatever floats your boat, but I would have thought if a woman was in the room with you, you'd be a tad disappointed if she used a battery operated Mule instead of the real thing!!!

Also very sorry to ruin your fantasy, but I was dragged to one of these parties once and what happens is a group of very embarassed middle age women who are not a mite interested in sex anyway pass one round while it's switched on, they giggle a lot and get rid of it as quickly as possible and NEVER buy one!!
I spent the whole evening weeing myself laughing but for the wrong reasons.

You didn't need to know all that did you? (sorry, had a beer or 5 already)

W the B

Title: Re: Tougher challenge for wits (not CH)
Post by cathy on May 17^th, 2003, 5:03pm

on 05/17/03 at 14:43:01, Wendy the Brit wrote:

Jonny
very embarassed middle age women who are not a mite interested in sex anyway pass one round while it's switched on, they giggle a lot and get rid of it as quickly as possible and NEVER buy one!!

???....really wow must have been a different party that I went too....

Cathy