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(Message started by: Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 11:38am)
Title: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 11:38am
Just thought I would make the celebrated wits of this board use their clustered brain cells for something other than abusing each other.

Here's the challenge!

You have to think of a something a well known person would never say. A few below to start you off:

Mother Theresa of Calcutta: "Pull its wings off"

Gandhi "Come outside and say that you bastard"

Saddam Hussein "I like to see a nice shapely pair of legs in a miniskirt on a woman"

Sigmund Freud " A cigar is just a cigar"

Greta Garbo "Party time, my place at 7 guys!"

Jonny "My willy may be the size of a shrew's, but I know how to please a woman"

Cootie - anything with a full stop or a paragraph

(Can't do George Bush, you Americans can do that one)


Go on give your brains a stretch!


W the B
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by brain_cramps on May 13th, 2003, 11:46am
I think I'll just relax and hit the couch tonight.  
- Hunter S. Thompson

I'm just an oridinary, average guy.
- Dennis Rodman
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 11:52am
Brilliant!

Here's a slightly near the knuckle one:

Simon Wiesanthal "Let bygones be bygones"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 11:56am
Tony Curtis "I like natural beauty in a woman"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Roxy on May 13th, 2003, 12:00pm
George W. Bush -  I'm reading Dostoyevsky.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:03pm
LOL Roxy!

Anna Nicole Smith "I married him because he was a tiger in bed"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Roxy on May 13th, 2003, 12:06pm
Hitler:  "I think the blending of cultures and races keeps the gene pool fresh."

(or maybe this might work for the royal family too..... ;D ;)  )
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by oringkid on May 13th, 2003, 12:08pm
Monica Lewinsky - "Mr. President!, I'm not that kind of girl!"

Charlton Heston - "I believe all firearms should be outlawed"

Jonny - "Bro, I just got a crew-cut!"

Sherry
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:09pm
McCarthy "We all dabbled in Communism in those days"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:10pm
Sherry! Superb (come on guys, the girls have you on the run in the quick thinking department here)

The Pope "get you tits out for the boys"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by brain_cramps on May 13th, 2003, 12:11pm
Orca Winfrey - No desert for me!
Title: JerRe: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:15pm
Jerry Springer " We've just appointed an anger management consultant for the show"

Tanner " >:( ;D :D 8) :-[ :-X

Catherine Zeta Jones "I'm giving birth but, oh, go on, take a photo"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:16pm
brain_ cramps

Callista Flockhart "Make mine a Big Mac with large fries"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by oringkid on May 13th, 2003, 12:19pm
Esther Williams - "No way, I'm not getting in there without my water wings"

Sandra Bernhardt - "Please! watch your language!"

Jerry Lewis - "Comedy is for those who can't act."

Sherry
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 12:23pm
Houston "I'm just a one man woman"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Miklos on May 13th, 2003, 12:48pm
Alas, me foine bellibone, it's 1300 here in Dallas, and I've work to do. Will be flogging the glass until supper when I can put in some quality time.

Just feelin' hempy. Loggin' out to Michaels Stores to play with printers.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Roxy on May 13th, 2003, 12:49pm
CEO of GlaxoWellcome:  "Since those people with clusterheadaches are so nice, and such a small group.....we have decided to supply free imitrex to all of them."
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by stevek on May 13th, 2003, 12:51pm
George Bush – Fossil fuels are bad for the environment, we must develop alternatives.  And make mine a veggie burger.

Bill Clinton – Hillary is the only woman I need and desire.

Kobe Bryant – I prefer to pass, not shoot.

Marty McSorley – I don’t believe in fighting.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Hound_Dogg on May 13th, 2003, 1:15pm
Paul McCartney-Yeah, I'll have a double whopper with cheese, no fries, and a large orange drink. Oh Yeah and Supersize it!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by TomM on May 13th, 2003, 1:36pm
"I never eat at the Y"
--Sandra Bernhardt--
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Spindrift on May 13th, 2003, 1:54pm
GWB:  "Weapons of Mass Destruction?  You mean like that nuculur stuff?  You shitting me?  Hell, buddy, I'm an oilman."

Richard Wagner:  "Oy gevalt, was that a long opera.  My Yiddische mama, I'm falling asleep already!"

Robert Kennedy:  "You fucked huhr fuhrst, jack, you kill huhr!"

Any Democrat on the national scene:  "I've got a plan!"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 1:57pm
Nobody's done Michael Jackson yet.

Here goes
"Martin Bashir, what a lovely man"

Bill Gates "lend us a quid will you?"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 1:59pm
Spindrift
Great ones
Knew you'd fit in!

W the B
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by CJohnson on May 13th, 2003, 2:23pm
Ueli : "Detoxifying herbs and spine adjustments are the surest way to cure Cluster Headaches."

Brain Cramps : "Jean Sebastion who? Sorry, I don't really like Hockey. Or beer."

-Curtis
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by TomM on May 13th, 2003, 2:28pm
"I just finished watching Beaches and Steel Magnolias; I cried for hours!  :'( "
--Don--
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jonny on May 13th, 2003, 2:28pm
Prince Charles...Just take alittle off the ears ;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by brain_cramps on May 13th, 2003, 2:31pm
OK   I think we have a winner:


on 05/13/03 at 14:28:44, jonny wrote:
Prince Charles...Just take alittle off the ears ;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 13th, 2003, 2:32pm


Slammy....."hey guys Im celibate"

Cathy  :)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by TomM on May 13th, 2003, 2:47pm
"I  prefer a White Zinfandel or MD 20/20 over that fake red colored Zinfandel anyday."
--SommelierCH--
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by TomM on May 13th, 2003, 2:54pm
"Cuvee`Dom Perignon has a new turtle stamp for the born on date."
--SommelierCH--
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Spindrift on May 13th, 2003, 2:55pm
Tony Blair:  "George, now you've gone too far."
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Frank on May 13th, 2003, 3:03pm
The Pope's Meal http://www.dirtyjokepost.com/joke.php?ID=7187
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 3:40pm
Frank

Love the joke, I heard a version of it where the punchline was "Where are the fucking chips?"

Oh dear, have I ruined it for anyone? ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Not4Hire on May 13th, 2003, 3:44pm
I stole these...since I never had an original thought in my life:

"What the fuck was that?"
-Mayor of Hiroshima-  

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
-General Custer-  

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-Albert Einstein-  

"It does so fucking look like her!"
-Pablo Picasso-  

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras-  

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-Michelangelo-  

"I don't suppose it's going to fucking rain?"
-Joan of Arc-  

...except this one:

"My dogs NEVER slobber!"......Mich(mastfflvr) ;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Peppermint on May 13th, 2003, 3:47pm
Cathy -   "Please!!!  My virgin eyes!"

8)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Miklos on May 13th, 2003, 3:47pm
OUCH Don: I have nothing but unconditional love for everyone on this message board, and I want to send a personal warm fuzzy e-mail to each and every one of you.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by echo on May 13th, 2003, 4:01pm
JFK - I just love convertabiles, make my hair feel like it's coming right out of my head.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jonny on May 13th, 2003, 4:01pm

on 05/13/03 at 15:47:32, Miklos wrote:
OUCH Don: I have nothing but unconditional love for everyone on this message board, and I want to send a personal warm fuzzy e-mail to each and every one of you.


You mean Im the only one that gets those?

................................jonny
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 13th, 2003, 4:07pm


Peppermint............'It was only wind...'

Cathy  :P
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Peppermint on May 13th, 2003, 4:08pm
Cathy -   "Oh that.  I just sat on a piece of chocolate".

:-*
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 4:13pm
ROFLMFAO

too funny girls!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cootie on May 13th, 2003, 4:16pm
jonny and cootie........I think tattoo's beer and long hair are gross.  ;D  I'm such a lier Pam  ;)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 13th, 2003, 4:20pm


Jonny ' I have a migraine'

Cootie '                       '

Luv ya both... :-*
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jonny on May 13th, 2003, 4:28pm

on 05/13/03 at 16:16:25, cootie wrote:
jonny and cootie........I think tattoo's beer and long hair are gross.  ;D  I'm such a lier Pam  ;)


Thats a good one.....LMMFAO ;D

...................................jonny
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 4:42pm

The Queen "Philip, fancy a bit of brown hatted speedway riding?"

Jonny "Decided to trade the hog in for a nice little scooter"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 13th, 2003, 4:45pm


Wendy............'I do not mastrubate, even if I've got a headache'

btw...you didn't tell me you were a prostitute protestant... ;D

Cathy
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 4:50pm
Cathy to a customer:

"Call these feet, I call them trotters"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 4:52pm
N.B. my opening comment
We are not supposed to be abusing each other on this thread!

just can't help yourselves can you

W the B
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by stevek on May 13th, 2003, 5:10pm
LMAO girls!! Too damn funny.

Wendy, it seems like Cathy must bring each topic to a different level (lower).  but I must admit she keeps me laughing.

Stevek
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 5:12pm
Yeh
Brain in her bloody knickers that one!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 13th, 2003, 5:15pm

Wendy and Steve, will you please stop talking about me as if Im not here....okay.... >:( .......and.... just for the record .....I can go lower I can go as low as a low thing.  ;D :P :P

Cathy
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by KingOfPain on May 13th, 2003, 5:16pm
Anyone in Clusterville:

"Come on in, we don't care what kind of headache you got. It's all the same pain, one headache is just as bad as another".

"Ya, I had a Clusterheadache once."

" I sure am glad this is such a rare thing because I like not knowing where it comes from & that I can't stop them".

"Sure am glad my CH situation doesn't get in the way of all that research money going for the real pain sufferers out there".

"Chronic, schmonic.......whatever, no biggie".

"No pain, no gain".


(Wendy, I think all at Clusterville are famous or should be considered famous for their survival skills & support...... just my humble opinion)



KingOfPain
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Mack on May 13th, 2003, 5:17pm
"These headaches I get...they kinda tickle." -- Us  ;)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 13th, 2003, 5:29pm
This message board
"That MichaelC, what a nicely brought up young man"

Back to the famous people

Jacques Chirac "I got your backs George and Tony"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by stevek on May 13th, 2003, 5:38pm
Cathy, a little touchy, eh?  I bet you can get much lower, but all I can do is encourage you.  I’m too pure.

Actually if I tried to match wits with you, I’d get my ass kicked.

Take care,  Stevek
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cootie on May 13th, 2003, 6:59pm
nuther one:

Yes.....I'm sure you get these HA's too.......and oh yes......Brad always takes two asprin just as he feels one comein on. Liar liar pants on fire Pam  ;)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Spindrift on May 13th, 2003, 7:25pm
Barbara Bush:  "Well, Neil is the most honest, but George is the smart one."
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Miklos on May 13th, 2003, 7:31pm

on 05/13/03 at 18:59:09, cootie wrote:
Liar liar pants on fire Pam  ;)


F u can rd ths, u cnt spl wrth a dm. (Like Pam)

I'll be double-darned, you actually spelled that phrase correctly. You won't need help from CathiP after all. No barracudas in your pool.


Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by eyes_afire on May 13th, 2003, 7:40pm
Cute thread Wendy, gotta hand it to ya.  But does it have to be a well known person?  There are some well known animal friends.

Jaws:  "Sorry, I thought you were a seal"

Riki Tiki Tavi:  "Awww... what a cute snake"

Godzilla:  "Eeeekkkk, a moth!"

One sunfish to another:  "oh.... I don't know.... that worm looks like it has a hook in it..."

Female mosquito:  "I think it's time to go on a diet"

Mister Magoo:  "Look out!!!"

Dick Dasterdly:  "Damn, damn, double damn!"

Robin:  "Holy shit, Batman!" (come on, just say it, we know you wanna).
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by 9erfan on May 13th, 2003, 7:40pm
jonny:

"so last night while I was sitting around listening to Mozart, I spilled the milk I was drinking and...."
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Miklos on May 13th, 2003, 7:49pm
OMW, eyes_afire.

Riki Tiki Tavi? Mr. Magoo? Dick Dastardly?

You are psychologically older than I am physically.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by fubar on May 13th, 2003, 7:50pm
Einstein:  "Dude, can I cheat off your paper?"

The French:  "We won!"

OJ:  "OK, ya got me.  I did it."

Michael Jackson:  "Don't you think that might look kind of weird?"

The Pope:  "Pass the bong you Bogart!"

Bill Gates:  "Is there any chance I could upgrade to first Class?"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cootie on May 13th, 2003, 9:39pm
Dam it Miklo's 'I can spell'.....I have my own version.....I differ to be different.....norm bores me.  Ain't ain't a word and it ain't in the dictionery Pam  ;)  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Not4Hire on May 13th, 2003, 10:07pm
"i-have-abscolutley-NO-intersest-in-having-the-last*word-inna-thred-pam-coots-HONK"Pam ;D coots ;) who-has-no-last-words-EVER-on-any-subject-smileys.......yadda
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Miklos on May 13th, 2003, 10:24pm
Actually, "ain't" -is- in the Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary with many helpful examples of contemporary usage. The most apropros for Cootie was, "The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be." I won't win, but, damn, it's fun scoring points.
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cootie on May 13th, 2003, 10:39pm
both you guys better run......hey.....no grey here either.......do guys ever really 'win' ?   ;D  I'm rite and yer stupid kinda pharaphraseing Pam  ;)  
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 14th, 2003, 1:16am
Not4..."You want me to try WHAT?  Oxygen?  Damn snakeoil"

Mast
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Callico_Kid on May 14th, 2003, 1:40am
Wendy,

Great thread.  I would like to participate really, but I tried to be a wit once, but only made it half way. :(
jc
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by CathiP on May 14th, 2003, 2:03am
Okay, wendy- You asked for it, so here it is- and everyone, please, send the flames Wendy's way.......

"Nice out today- think I'll spend some time by the pool- I need a little color" :-/
( Bordering on NOT P.C., but, hey, if the shoe fits)
ORRRRR
Naw, I think I'll just stay here on the balcony, y'know, hang out with the baby". :o


Oh, and Miklos & Stevek- You just keep picking on Cathy- I'm gonna like you two just fine! ;) :D ;) :D
Cathi- the tormented & picked on- afraid of anything British :P
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 14th, 2003, 5:21am
You poxy load of cowards! You wait until Cathy and I go to bed, then lay into us.
CathiP- be afraid, be very afraid! Brit women are dangerous as well as beautiful.


LMFAO at the posts on this thread. I'm going to keep these they are so funny! Too many to mention individually but Mastiff- superb managing to get fuck into nearly every one, Christ they are hysterical! And newbies joining in as well- Brilliant!

Tony Blair "My career is only of minor importance"

Liz Taylor "I feel very well today"

Andrea Dworkin "How do you like your shirt collars
ironed dear?"

Prince Charles "Camilla, I dream of being your tampon" (Oh sorry, got that wrong, he actually DID say that"

David Beckham "As Nietsche once said.."

Mike Tyson "When a woman says no, she means no"

Byeeeee

Play nicely while I'm gone you guys!

Wendy the Brit
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 14th, 2003, 8:05am
sorry to disappoint ya wendy, but that was not4 with the "fuck" post...I'm not as witty as he :)

great thread, hillarious,
Mast
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Spindrift on May 14th, 2003, 9:40am
With reference to the fuck comments, I believe the individual who posted them admitted they weren't original, so he/she's off the hook.  Always cite when the source is not self, and I commend him/her!

Here's the full text of the piece in question, which was going around the 'net a coupla years ago.  I know not the author, alas.  (my apologies for the misogynistic content but I feel it only fair to that anyonymous creator to reproduce his work - I think we can safely assume he's male - in its entirety... or at least in the form to which it was transmitted to me)

Here 'tis:

Most Often Used Word In The English Language- F U C K

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), and a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'fuck'.

A side of its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

greetings:      How the fuck are ya?
fraud:             I got fucked by the car dealer.
resignation:    Oh, fuck it!
trouble:           I guess I'm fucked now.
aggression:      Fuck you!
disgust:           Fuck me.
confusion:       What the fuck.......?
difficulty:       I don't understand this fucking business.
despair:           Fucked again.....
pleasure:         I fucking couldn't be happier!
displeasure:     What the fuck is going on here?
lost:               Where the fuck are we?
disbelief:         Unfuckingbelievable
retaliation:     Up your fucking ass!
denial:             I didn't fucking do it.
perplexity:       I don't know fuck about it.
apathy:             Who really gives a fuck anyhow?
suspicion:        Who the fuck are you?
panic:              Let's get the fuck out of here!
directions:       Take a fucking left at the light, idiot.
disbelief:          How the fuck did you do that?


It can be used as an anatomical description: He's a fucking not a very nice person!
It can be used to tell time: It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business: How did I wind up in this fucking job?
It can be maternal: m*th*rf**k*r
It can be political: Fuck politicians

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

'What the fuck was that?'                          Mayor of Hiroshima
'Where did all these fucking Indians come from?'    General Custer
'Where the fuck is all this water coming from?'   Capt. of the Titanic
'That's not a real fucking gun.'                   John Lennon
'Who's gonna fucking find out?'                    Richard Nixon
'Heads are going to fucking roll.'                 Anne Boleyn
'Let the fucking woman drive.'         Commander of the Space Shuttle
'Any fucking idiot could understand that.'         Albert Einstein
'It does so fucking look like her!'                Picasso
'How the fuck did you work that out?'              Pythagoras
'You want what on the fucking ceiling?!?'          Michaelangelo
'Fuck the duck'                                    Walt Disney
'Scattered fucking showers my ass!'                Noah
'I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.'   JFK
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jimbo on May 14th, 2003, 10:17am
Starr Jones: "I cant wait to get to the gym!"

My wife: "Jim, I make plenty of money, why don't you quit your job and stay home and relax"

Lawyers: "I'ts cold out, I think I'll put my hands in my own pockets"

Jimbo: "No, I'm not in the mood for getting a blowjob right now!"

Rosie O'Donnell: "Look at the cock on that guy"

Sean Penn: "War rocks!"

GWB: "I wish my eyes were not so far apart"

;D

Seeya,

Jimbo
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Mark C on May 14th, 2003, 10:19am
"Those breast are entirely TOO large!"


Slammy!

;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by shipo on May 14th, 2003, 10:39am
Micheal Jackson...My face has been overly reconstructed by thousands of surgical procedures and i feel i may have overdone it.
I bleached myself.
I always marry for unconditional love.
I've always admitted being a pedophile.
I'm really fucking weird.
When i talk i sound like a 5 year old girl.
Last but not least:Knock Knock
Who's there
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who
Micheal Jackson  :)
     
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 14th, 2003, 12:50pm

A Doctor......"you've got clusterheadaches"

CathiP......."I luv ya cathy, my life was so empty before I met you, I now know the meaning of true friendship."

SteveK ........don't look down!

Cathy
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by stevek on May 14th, 2003, 2:26pm
Cathy - I'm shocked
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jonny on May 14th, 2003, 3:31pm
Nursing home owner...."Im sorry jonny, I stole your money and theres not a damn thing you can do about it"
"WHACK!!!!"

Nuff said.

.........................................jonny
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by stevek on May 14th, 2003, 3:40pm
Jonny – Sorry no beer for me, I want one of those drinks with flowers and umbrellas

Grant – Hockey?  I’d rather watch figure skating.

Virginia – Go Bucs!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by 9erfan on May 14th, 2003, 4:37pm

on 05/14/03 at 15:40:07, stevek wrote:
Virginia – Go Bucs!



;D ;DSteve, I actually WAS saying that last year during the Super Bowl!! Big time!  You should know from your time in Cali that you either LOVE the Raiders or HATE them...there is no in-between.  As a TRUE 9erfan, nothing could make me happier than to see the Oakland Raiders GO DOWN in the big game!  I am a big-time Al Davis HATER!....besides I had the Bucs defense on my fantasy team last year and they kicked a** for me all year!!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by jonny on May 14th, 2003, 4:41pm
SteveK......Nah!, im too comfy right now for that 13 foot wave ;D

................................jonny
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 14th, 2003, 4:50pm


Jonny if you kept your trunks on in the sea, you wouldn't cause them 13 foot waves.... ;D

The Sweet Bitch... :-*
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Ted on May 14th, 2003, 4:52pm
John Ashcroft: "Everyone's equal under the law."

GWB: "Of course I can spell that."

Donald Rumsfeld: "War should be used as a last resort, not a first one."

Me: "I hate stirring shit up."
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cootie on May 14th, 2003, 5:00pm
Ohhhhhh girls....jonny's givein out whacks. Thank you sir may I have anuther Pam  ;D
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 14th, 2003, 5:40pm
We are brilliant. We probably made 500 people laugh. How fantastic is that!

I am giving up now with a last thought:

Richard Gere: "I am now President of the Hamster Protection League"

(well we Brits were told this scurrilous rumour over here)

Love to everyone.

W the B

Might set you a new challenge at the weekend to use your minds for somethin other than smut!
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Spindrift on May 14th, 2003, 5:43pm
GWB:  "Mais certainment, mon cher Jacques!  Je suis en accord avec tous que vous dites!"
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 14th, 2003, 5:44pm

on 05/14/03 at 17:40:46, Wendy the Brit wrote:
Might set you a new challenge at the weekend to use your minds for somethin other than smut!



Better make it Monday ......I only do smut at the weekends...!

Cathy  :)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 14th, 2003, 5:47pm
I only do smut when there's an X in the month
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by cathy on May 14th, 2003, 5:52pm

Wendy darling I think your tired, that was not even a little bit funny it was a very sad effort at wit.

Cathy... :)
Title: Re: A Challenge to you"Wits" out there( not CH)
Post by CJohnson on May 17th, 2003, 3:16pm
Dr. Goadsby: "Our research has led us to conclude, with 100% certainty, that, with a simple upper cervical specific procedure we can end, forever, the unspeakable scourge of cluster headaches."

Snake Oil Vendor: "Ha Ha. I'm just fuckin' with ya'. This stuff is completely useless. Here's your money back."

PFDAN
-Curtis


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