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(Message started by: marty on May 8^th, 2003, 8:34am)

Title: OUCH / Hockey
Post by marty on May 8^th, 2003, 8:34am

I challenge any member to participate!

I bet $5.00 that Sweden will beat Canada in the World Champion Ship Ishockey Competition ;D

Anyone of you posting on this thread will have to pay an entry fee of $5.00 that you will have to send to OUCH.

Oh Canada.. A tiny Country like Sweden is going to kick your butt ;D Only 8 million people in Sweden but still we are the backbone of NHL and we WILL take the Gold.
Damn, we are good.. :D

Did I ruffle any feathers? Great, just remember that it will cost you $5.00 to OUCH to participate ;D

Marty

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by BobG on May 8^th, 2003, 8:45am

Before I take that wager I have a question.........

What in the heck is hockey?

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 8:46am

on 05/08/03 at 08:34:57, marty wrote:

I bet $5.00 that Sweden will beat Canada in the World Champion Ship Ishockey Competition ;D

I'll get in on that one! (just have to find a way to send $5)

on 05/08/03 at 08:34:57, marty wrote:

Only 8 million people in Sweden

Only 30 million in Canada compared to 300 million in the states, but where are they?

on 05/08/03 at 08:34:57, marty wrote:

Only 8 million people in Sweden but still we are the backbone of NHL

Backbone of the NHL? LMAO!!!!! What an imagination! ::)

grant 8) (who-believes-Canadian-hockey-is-still-the-BEST)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by marty on May 8^th, 2003, 8:52am

Bob G..

OUCH thanks you for the 5 bucks for posting ;D

As to what it is.. I can not explain that to you since that would give the Canadian team a sporting chance, they are still trying to figure it out) ;D

What happened to Team USA?

Marty

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by BobG on May 8^th, 2003, 9:06am

In my part of the world we don't play anything called hockey (hockey........sounds like somebody trying to clear snot out of their throat).

Here we have real men's sports.....

Like tennis (indoors of course) It's not a real sport but at least we dress well. And sometimes it's funny. Ever see a (almost) 5 ft. 8 in. 265 pound lard-butt dressed in white shorts huff and puff around a court? I hate it when people laugh at me.

We also have ballroom dancing. Now that's a game that separates the men from

those other kinds of men.

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 9:10am

on 05/08/03 at 08:52:49, marty wrote:

As to what it is.. I can not explain that...

;)

on 05/08/03 at 08:52:49, marty wrote:

since that would give the Canadian team a sporting chance, they are still trying to figure it out) ;D

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by stevegeebe on May 8^th, 2003, 9:18am

What Bob G said.
Stevie

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 9:34am

Marty:

Sweden and Canada may not even meet. Sweden still has to beat Slovakia and Canada still has to beat the Czech Republic (both games tomorrow).

grant 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by don on May 8^th, 2003, 9:35am

Quote:

I'll get in on that one! (just have to find a way to send $5)

Donation page on OUCH site.

Quote:

What in the heck is hockey?

A unified effort by one bunch of guys to kick the living piss out of another bunch of guys. Both bunches are required to wear lethal weapons on their feet. The object of the game is to fire a hardened rubber disk at the stupidest guy on the team (Goalie). Swinging wooden sticks at each other is desirable. Teeth are not required or desirable.

Training involves the art of Disrobing your opponent while continuously punching him in the face. Training also invloves the technique of using your body, moving at high velocity, to dislocate every fucking bone in the other guys body.

There are penalties in this game. Like being on the wrong side of a blue line at the wrong time when you should be sat the other end pulverizing the guy trying to decapitate the stupidist guy on your team. (Goalie)Shame shame shame.

GO BRUINS! FUCKENEH !

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 9:40am

Don:

Not bad description, especially since its coming from someone who doesn't play the game. ;)

(Bruins? LMAO!!!)

grant 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by don on May 8^th, 2003, 9:53am

Wanna see the blade cut scars ?

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by CathiP on May 8^th, 2003, 10:00am

I wanna go tooo! I wanna go tooo!!! I'll pay the $5- but where is it gonna beeee?
Canada? Sweden? Czecko or Slovakia?
Does the $5 cover transportation? ???
Who's doing halftime? I Love halftime! ;D
Cathi

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by JDH on May 8^th, 2003, 10:04am

on 05/08/03 at 08:34:57, marty wrote:

Only 8 million people in Sweden but still we are the backbone of NHL

Marty

Huh? Backbone? try ankle bone...maybe ;D.
Can you name over ten Swedish players in the NHL w/out looking them up?
And I mean REAL players, not these ice dancers that don't show up when the games count.

Jim

btw, I'll make that 5.00 donation to OUCH

USA! USA! USA!

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 10:14am

on 05/08/03 at 08:52:49, marty wrote:

What happened to Team USA?

They ended up in the 'Relegation Round' with teams from hockey hot-beds such as Belarus, Slovenia, and Japan. ROTF LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

grant

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by Miklos on May 8^th, 2003, 10:25am

I'll pay the fiver. Hell, I'd pay ten if this were about a real sport like soccer where you play outdoors in all kinds of weather. None of that sissy indoor stuff.

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by marty on May 8^th, 2003, 10:32am

Grant..

Canada - Sweden in the final.. Dreams do come true :D

I think that it was in 1956 that we beat you guys the first time - since then it has become kind of a tradition ;D

What was the name of the Canadian player that used his head to score that great goal in the sixties (no helmet)? I know it, but I just can't remember his name right now.

JDH..

Try the top-10 goal scorers for starters.. Then look at the teams in the NHL and their start line-ups.. That will give you 10 + Swedish players.

Marty

Darn.. I should have asked for $5.00 per post on this thread. Would have made Don happy(ier).. ;D

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by JDH on May 8^th, 2003, 10:51am

on 05/08/03 at 10:32:30, marty wrote:

JDH

Try the top-10 goal scorers for starters.. Then look at the teams in the NHL and their start line-ups.. That will give you 10 + Swedish players.

Marty

.. ;D

Here's the top 10 scorers for 2003 Marty...not exactly over flowing with Swedes:

POINTS
NAME G A PTS
Forsberg, Colo 29 77 106
Naslund, Van. 48 56 104
Thornton, Bos. 36 65 101
Hejduk, Colo 50 48 98
Bertuzzi, Van. 46 51 97
Demitra, St.L 36 57 93
Murray, Bos. 44 48 92
Lemieux, Pit. 28 63 91
Heatley, Atl. 41 48 89
2 tied 85

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 11:00am

NHL Players by Country - 2002/03 Season

CAN - 383
USA - 93
CZE - 59
RUS - 49
SWE - 44
FIN - 36
SVK - 21
GER - 5
LAT - 5
UKR - 3
LIT - 2
POL - 2
SUI - 2
AUS - 1
BLR - 1
BRZ - 1
BRU - 1
ENG - 1
KAZ - 1
NIR - 1
NOR - 1
S.A. - 1
S.Kor - 1

...Backbone? maybe 'tail-bone'!!!

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by JDH on May 8^th, 2003, 11:08am

And of those 44,
2/3rd's of them s/b earning their check in the Ice Capades instead of the NHL ;D

Jim

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 11:12am

on 05/08/03 at 11:08:52, JDH wrote:

And of those 44,
2/3rd's of them s/b earning their check in the Ice Capades instead of the NHL ;D

LMAO!!!

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by marty on May 8^th, 2003, 11:29am

Okay, wize guys..

As to the top-10.. okay, okay, okay >:(

At least we have the top two!

As to Canada having 383 players.. are they counting the entire population of Alberta..

Thanks for the stats - did not have them, just a solid belief in the Swedish players, whithout whom certain NHL teams would be, shall I say, less successful.. :D

Marty

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 11:35am

on 05/08/03 at 11:29:54, marty wrote:

As to Canada having 383 players.. are they counting the entire population of Alberta..

If that's the case, I must know a LOT of multi-millionaires!

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by don on May 8^th, 2003, 11:36am

http://www.silly2.com/funny_pictures_6/PRICELESSTieDomi.jpg

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by JDH on May 8^th, 2003, 11:48am

Great pic Don...what was that guy thinkin'?
Domi shouldn't be allowed to be that close to the general public...they should keep him in a cage and just bring him out for game time.

Hey Marty, does Jorgen Petterson still play for Sweden? ;D

Jim

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by Jackie on May 8^th, 2003, 12:28pm

Reminds me of an old line....but it's still funny...

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game
broke out"...... ;D

Who said that... ???

Jacks 8)

Oh, and by the way....skeet shooting is the way to go...
You get to do it 25 times in 8 different positions per round.... ;D

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by JDH on May 8^th, 2003, 12:34pm

on 05/08/03 at 12:28:53, Jackie wrote:

Reminds me of an old line....but it's still funny...

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game
broke out"...... ;D

Who said that... ???

Jacks 8)

Hey Jackie, I think that was Robin Williams who said that...................oops wrong thread ;D

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2003, 8:06pm

on 05/08/03 at 12:28:53, Jackie wrote:

Oh, and by the way....skeet shooting is the way to go...
You get to do it 25 times in 8 different positions per round.... ;D

Sorry Jacks, id rather do it 8 times in 25 positions!!!

We are talking about sex right?

Doh!!!

.........................................jonny ;D

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by Jackie on May 8^th, 2003, 8:13pm

Well.....could be....it's a gun sport... ;D

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 9^th, 2003, 11:09am

OK... Canada just beat the Czech Republic 8-4, so they're through to the finals.

At 2:00PM ET, the swedes meet Slovakia.

good luck Marty,
grant 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 9^th, 2003, 5:50pm

Marty:

You were right. Sweden beat Slovakia 4-1 this afternoon.

Finals are Sunday 9:30AM ET.

grant 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by Drk^Angel on May 9^th, 2003, 10:16pm

Guns and hockey... The ultimate sport of the 21 century? Hmmmmmmmmm... Nah... Wouldn't wanna lessen the violence like that...

PFDAN............................................ Drk^Angel

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 9^th, 2003, 11:01pm

OK drk !!!

No bad-mouthing HOCKEY (Canadian ;D or Swedish ::))

They're quicker than basketball plyers, tough as football players ;) or even boxers.

Greatest Game on Ice!!!!!!!!

(even tho VAN lost :( ::))

(baseball hater ;)),
grant : :D 8)

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by Drk^Angel on May 9^th, 2003, 11:34pm

Who's bad mouthin'... The best part of hockey is the violence...

PFDAN.................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: OUCH / Hockey
Post by brain_cramps on May 11^th, 2003, 12:22pm

Marty:

Just wonderin if you saw the game... went to OT, but...

Canadians won! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://tinyurl.com/bhyc

(gloating ;)),
grant 8)