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(Message started by: jonny on May 7^th, 2003, 1:37pm)

Title: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 7^th, 2003, 1:37pm

This is pretty surprising to see some common sense so uncommon in
Hollywood.

Robin Williams' plan....

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would
station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.
France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't
hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any
more
cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or
is
taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little,
anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies
and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want
a piece of me?

Robin Williams

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by mikeinohio on May 7^th, 2003, 3:01pm

reason 135 that robbin williams is an unfunny ass
8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 7^th, 2003, 3:25pm

Gee, sounds like a solid plan to me!

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by cbolony on May 7^th, 2003, 3:40pm

jonny i like mr bush plan you are with us or against us.
and if you are against us we are going to kick your fucking ass ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 7^th, 2003, 3:45pm

Lets keep this as a comical thread....no polotics here, Bro

Just a funny that I happen to like.

...................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by cathy on May 7^th, 2003, 3:59pm

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/lm_kr006.gif

BOO...!!! ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by fubar on May 7^th, 2003, 4:04pm

Robin Williams is one smart dude. The humor of this is lost on people who take it as a serious plan. His is pointing out that it doesn't matter how much good we do as a nation (sorry, 'interfering'), the critics will always find a way to bash us. Imagine the fun the critics would have if we actually tried to address their concerns.

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by cathy on May 7^th, 2003, 4:06pm

Well said Fubar...!!!

Cathy

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by stevek on May 7^th, 2003, 5:31pm

Jonny said to keep it comical; hard to do with a post like RW’s. I think Mr. Williams is being sarcastic, I just happen to agree with several of his points.

I get tired of the American bashing and even more tired of the Americans who think we deserve it.

I was visiting my grandfather in the Midwest and was very surprised to see a picture of Pres. Nixon on the wall (he was a fairly liberal person). I made some stupid crack (I was 10) about him liking the California conservative. I never saw him so mad. He said that it was a picture of the President and then he stormed off. My father told me that there was always a picture of the current President in my Grandfather’s house. He believed election time was the time to be vocal about opposition and then you support the winner. I don’t agree 100% with any of the Presidents, but this bashing each of them is completely out of control.

Just bash me. LOL

SteveK

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Charlie on May 7^th, 2003, 7:41pm

Thanks Jonny. Has somes yucks but this thing rang a bell. It's one of several supposedly attributed to Williams but not his. Sounds a bit like the "new" Dennis Miller but I don't think that will wash either

http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm

Mean old Charlie

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by fubar on May 7^th, 2003, 7:47pm

Ah hell, whoever wrote it, it's funny.

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Ted on May 7^th, 2003, 9:46pm

You mean when people write their tripe and attribute it to someone who has spoken out for the complete opposite side, it's not real?
So this isn't really Charlton Heston?
"I find picking lilies quite enjoyable. I was bending over a servant of mine and while driving my dick into him I was thinking over that second amendment thing. It DOES say " a well regulated militia and doesn't just say 'any whacko with a right wing cause.' Forgive my nonesense. As you can see alzheimers was kicking in.
I want to relinquish control to those who are not as idiotic as I've shown myself to be/ Good luck finding one."

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Callico_Kid on May 7^th, 2003, 10:57pm

I don't care if Robin wrote it or not, it's humorous. Quite a bit of it I would like to see implimented. SteveK you were right on with the story about your grandfather. I would like to have gotten to know him. I remember my father coming home from work crying one day. He heard on the car radio about JFK being shot. He HATED JFK and when I asked him about it he said "He was still MY president." That made a big impact on me as a snot nosed nine year old. GW is not always right, but right now he is MY president. In a couple of years we can decide again who will be MY president.

thanks for a good post Jonny!

the not being political jc ;D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Ted on May 7^th, 2003, 11:33pm

I love it. A bunch of right wingers trapped in their own trap. I bet you all HATE Ken Starr. That evil man was not supporting our president, though he didn't vote for him. I bet you all hate Newt Gingrich. I bet you all hate Dan Quayle. I bet you all hate Rush Limbaugh. I bet you all hate George Savage. Here were men who, after the vote was all over, tried to take down a president and not wait till a couple of years passed to just wait for the system to get a new vote. And CK? Probably didn't get too teary eyed when Kennedy was shot. Thanks for those little bursts of patriotism-lies, but save it. GWB is a murderer and embezzler. And he probably supplies young children to priests too, if they donate to his re-election campaign. :-)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by brain_cramps on May 8^th, 2003, 12:32am

on 05/07/03 at 23:33:49, Ted wrote:

GWB is a murderer and embezzler. And he probably supplies young children to priests too, if they donate to his re-election campaign. :-)

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

...anon 8)

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by rumplestiltskin on May 8^th, 2003, 6:41am

Jonny...i'll respect yer request to see the humor and not comment on the politico angle....I enjoy well written political, religious, sexual, gross ....humor. Most of it though is simply veiled serious shots.

I still get a chuckle when in responce to my anti-war posts you posted a picture of the eagle giving me the finger. That was funny!

peace and love
den

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by cbolony on May 8^th, 2003, 8:02am

Quote:

GWB is a murderer and embezzler. And he probably supplies young children to priests too, if they donate to his re-election campaign.

Now Ted thats funny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by oringkid on May 8^th, 2003, 2:46pm

...what a piece of work is man... shakespeare

...humans are illogical...mr. spock

...cheese tits... george carlin

...que sera, sera... doris day

;D Sherry ;D

:-*

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2003, 2:57pm

Heres one I think is really funny ;D

http://tinyurl.com/bbem

...........................jonny :D

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Wendy the Brit on May 8^th, 2003, 3:21pm

Love it Jonny, saving that one!!!

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Charlie on May 8^th, 2003, 4:22pm

I agree Jonny. That was a hilarious and pretty famous photo. Clinton was definitely fun to be around.

There is nothing this good or as much fun about Dubya because his handlers run the most secretive and most un-American administration since the Civil War. Dubya's propaganda ministers let nothing get by. President select Bush makes me long for Nixon or Reagan.

Bush's dog evidently had more success. A dickless Bush would explain why he has become a rectal aperture of unimaginable proportion. It's as close as he can get.

Charlie

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Sean_C on May 8^th, 2003, 6:13pm

Thatsa keeper LMMFAO dude

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2003, 6:19pm

Charlie,

What set your pants on fire?

There just joke posts.

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Charlie on May 8^th, 2003, 7:37pm

There is supposed to be a little humor there. Perhaps there is even less than I imagine? ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2003, 8:10pm

on 05/08/03 at 16:22:59, Charlie wrote:

I agree Jonny. That was a hilarious and pretty famous photo. Clinton was definitely fun to be around.

Why the political rant?

....................................jonny

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by Woobie on May 8^th, 2003, 8:18pm

on 05/08/03 at 14:57:36, jonny wrote:

Heres one I think is really funny ;D

http://tinyurl.com/bbem

...........................jonny :D

Let's hear it for BIG WILLY!

he gets ALL the bitches!!

hee hee hee

Tina :-*

Title: Re: Hmmmmm!!!
Post by KingOfPain on May 8^th, 2003, 8:33pm

Thanks jonny!

Good one Bro (the joke & the pic).

http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/062802/062802hippi_prv.gif

KingOfPain