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(Message started by: Slammy on May 6th, 2003, 10:03am)

Title: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 6th, 2003, 10:03am
Can find a thread in which cootie has not posted in.....  :D     You are fuckin killing me Pam
Have more names than you Pam
I can type a million words without saying anything Pam

ARRRRRGH!

rant is over....

ok... Slammy  feels better now.   ;D




Slammy   8)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Not4Hire on May 6th, 2003, 10:41am
....in a word: S(pam)......

....you'll NEVER catch jonny...give it up...... ;D

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 6th, 2003, 11:00am
Hey you guys....Don't be pickin on the sister!

She just wants to stand next to Jonny when we pick the top male and female postin people.  ;D

Type away Cootie girl.... ;)

suzy


Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by JDH on May 6th, 2003, 11:10am
There's not a better supporter posting on this MB than
"not shy about posting" Pam.

Jim

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by CLR on May 6th, 2003, 11:41am

Years wrinkle the skin-to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

Pam, with the gift, life lover!!!!!!!

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by KingOfPain on May 6th, 2003, 11:45am
Slammy...........Found one!


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But I don't want your dollar.   :)


KingOfPain (being a wise-guy)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by KingOfPain on May 6th, 2003, 11:47am
he he he   ;D





Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by KingOfPain on May 6th, 2003, 11:48am
Just messin' with ya cootie girl.


KOP

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by brain_cramps on May 6th, 2003, 12:42pm

on 05/06/03 at 11:41:08, CLR wrote:
Years wrinkle the skin-to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.


She sure has enthusiasm ...

keep em coming, pam-with-multiple-names

grant(s) (with-multiple-personalities)  ;)  :-X  >:(  ;D  ???

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 6th, 2003, 12:48pm
Oh BTW Slammy, Pammy doesnt post much on the weekends cause she is busy partying with them 6'5" 300 lb motorcycle guys who just love to rip apart people that mess with their club members.   ;D

suzy who sticks up for the biker chics  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by KingOfPain on May 6th, 2003, 12:51pm
LMAO!!!


Too funny suzy, way to go!


http://www.rotrally.com/Images/Media/MediaS85.jpg

BTW......this is not one of cootie's friends. Just a funny pic I found on the net.

KingOfPain

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Miklos on May 6th, 2003, 12:57pm
Her Royal Highness Pamela (I'm not allowed to call her Cootie or Pam anymore) is not all bad herself. I received fifty lashes last night in a dark closet. While she was drubbing Don, I managed to escape. Don't know where Don is. She also kept threatening to feed us to something or someone.

Gotta go. I have 24 hours left to get out of town.

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 1:29pm
Slammy fergit ta take his geritol taday ? Thank you pals and family fer stickin up fer me......Pammy don't like bein slammed when her jus tryin ta be social. What's wrong with dat......OK....obnoxious less important and not so smart Pam will shud dup now......  >:(  .....(ps: I'm sure not tryin ta get more posts ta be counted if that's what ya think...I got bigger goals then that.....never even pay attention to number of posts I got.......I ain't tryin ta catch up with NO ONE trust me)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 6th, 2003, 2:13pm
Slammy's just a mean old grumpy ass man today.  :-/

suzy

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by jonny on May 6th, 2003, 2:19pm
Hey Cutie,

Im the only post counter here and I only count mine, come July I will be standing with my favorite tattooed girl pounding brewski's ;D

.....................Pam Lovin jonny

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cathy on May 6th, 2003, 2:30pm
Slammy my little hunk of gorgeousness, don't you listen to them, I know you don't mean it, it's just that you got this liddle iddy bit of pain in yer eye and it's making you want to GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...  :-/

Luv ya hang in there... :-* :P

Cathy

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 6th, 2003, 2:46pm

on 05/06/03 at 14:30:03, cathy wrote:
I know you don't mean it, it's just that you got this liddle iddy bit of pain in yer eye



If it was a liddle iddy bit of pain... I would not be goin Grrrrrrrrr!

Slammy's being Slammy........ask Cat..she knows... ;)

If I was really slammin',  you wouldn't see smiley faces in my post..... :D

I just calls them like I sees them...........  and maybe I'm all alone on this one.... but... hey!  it's me!   8)





Slammy http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 3:11pm
Yes I agree Pammy has prolly be quite annoyin to sum....guess we all have our own ways of dealin with 'shit'. Sammy is cool......Pammy is not  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 6th, 2003, 3:28pm

on 05/06/03 at 15:11:01, cootie wrote:
Sammy is cool......Pammy is not  ;)


Who the hell is Sammy ?    ;D


Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by jonny on May 6th, 2003, 3:51pm

on 05/06/03 at 15:28:45, Slammy wrote:
Who the hell is Sammy ?    ;D


Me thinks thats the "Stab", Bro

But I could be wrong.

......................................jonny

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 6th, 2003, 4:42pm

on 05/06/03 at 15:51:29, jonny wrote:
Me thinks thats the "Stab", Bro

But I could be wrong.

......................................jonny




LOL!  If it was an intentional "stab", then I would be very impressed!   ;D



not easily impressed Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 5:07pm
talk amongst yerselves........Plammy  ::)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Peppermint on May 6th, 2003, 6:16pm
LMAO Plammy  ;)

Grrrrr... >:(. hope your pain hits the road soon Sammy.

not wishin pain on anyone Peppi.

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by don on May 6th, 2003, 6:20pm
Careful Salami.

The Pam girl has me handcuffed to a pole in a round room neeeked. Keeps telling me to point North.

Keeps giving me erections directions

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by jonny on May 6th, 2003, 6:24pm

on 05/06/03 at 18:20:02, don wrote:
Keeps giving me erections directions


Get it up and get it on or get the fuck out.

Its the rule!!!!

.......................................jonny ;D

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Opus on May 6th, 2003, 7:54pm
Coots-Pam-who-always-brightens-my-day-with-her-posts,

I love the way you post. It surly shows that you are young at heart. Don't let this thread scare you from posting, It's only a little fun.

Opus-not-pokus-fun-at-Pam :P

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 8:07pm
Thanks Opus....nawww I don't scare easily.....I ain't no sissy chick what so ever......I gits pissed off too easily that's all......me justa silly joker poster supporter that talks to much but isn't a shit taker Pam  :)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Miklos on May 6th, 2003, 8:12pm

on 05/06/03 at 18:20:02, don wrote:
Careful Salami.

The Pam girl has me handcuffed to a pole in a round room neeeked.


Don thinks that he is providing entertainment for HRH. In reality, he is merely a moving hamster food target for HRH's dog, Prince.

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 9:01pm
Hey I thought I fed you guys to my komodo dragon 'Sammy'......he's really cool......here's his pic ! Dragon master Pam

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3db27b3127cce97f8aba3f83b0000002610

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by brain_cramps on May 6th, 2003, 9:05pm
Shit Pam

Glad you're not MY neighbor!  :o  ::)

grant(s)    :-X :-/ :-* ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by don on May 6th, 2003, 9:52pm
Sorry about the dragon Pam.

I gave him my infamous "don't fuckin annoy me" sneer and he headed back home to some island.

I'll get you a knew one.

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by brain_cramps on May 6th, 2003, 9:57pm

on 05/06/03 at 21:52:00, don wrote:
I gave him my infamous "don't fuckin annoy me" sneer...

yeah don, can see that in your pic on the left...    ya pussie  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 6th, 2003, 10:00pm
Shit.....jus when I had him signed up for the big national Komodo Dragon show. Best of show in dragon walk trot class Pam

Title: the eye of the beholder
Post by rumplestiltskin on May 6th, 2003, 10:19pm
Slammy.... are you inferring that this is NOT a chat room?

I am considering hooking up a 24 hr. web cam so that my every move can be viewed on this message board and I urge everyone else to do the same.

Glued to the screen
den


Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Drk^Angel on May 6th, 2003, 11:07pm
Gotta be careful with that glue...

PFDAN.............................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Ted on May 6th, 2003, 11:55pm
Let's see what we have here:
Slammy, who doesn't like Cootie posts, but is one of the last right-winged wrong-thinking folks I can debate with and talk to politics about without a different opinion being taken as a direct assault. Way cool dude in my book.

Cootie, who when I'm down and not whining to the board or anyone about it, can write a bunch of posts and even if I don't care about the topic I'll scroll down to her sign off. And that alone will bring a reluctant smile to my face. I hunt out Cootie posts.

I respect both of you and hope you all forget this thread happened.

I say you two screw and make up.

If-Slammy's-not-amenable-I'm-here-Ted.

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 7th, 2003, 5:35am
Slammy my dear,

You started this thread to intentionally hurt an innocent persons feelings. If you say it wasnt intentional and thats just the "Slammy way", then you need to sit back and think before you post.
I've said all I have to say on this one.

Susan
(suzy)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Jackie on May 7th, 2003, 7:12am
IMHO....I don't think Slammy would intentionally hurt anyones feelings.....me thinks this just came off wrong or was taken wrong... :P   Go back and read some of the archives...he's a kind man with a heart of gold.

Coots, you have at it......silly girl... ;D

Jacks 8)


Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 7th, 2003, 7:44am
I agree with you Jacks that Slammy is normally a very kind man. I'm just saying that sometimes a person should think first before writing about someone who has never said anything about anyone bad.
Besides, Slammy knows that I get on his case every so often.  ;)
I love you guys.  :-*
You too Slammy my dear.  :-*

Suzy

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Jackie on May 7th, 2003, 8:36am
Exactly, Suzy....things don't always come off as intended...especially in written form....facial expression and bady language is important when communicating... :)

What the hell....after all we all love each other (well almost..... ;D)

ShitHappensJacks :D


Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 9:15am
Ahhhhhh Ted.......thanks Suzy.........I like everyone.......but sumtimes I dislike people I like fer a while......... Not dead yet Pam-coots  

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Lenny on May 7th, 2003, 9:53am
Pam,

 There have been many times when i have come to this board ( not feeling great ) you have no idea of how many times i have left the board with a big :D :D :D :D on my face after reading some of your post ( i mean that in a good way ). You keep on being Pam, we need that here !!!

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Peppermint on May 7th, 2003, 10:11am

on 05/07/03 at 08:36:00, Jackie wrote:
What the hell....after all we all love each other (well almost..... ;D)

ShitHappensJacks :D


Jackie, that's a good point.  After all, that's how Goofy was born.  

LOVE , Goofy.  :D

Title: [size=2]Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 7th, 2003, 10:15am
Ok.... Suzy has placed herself between my crosshairs...
So...... Who died and appointed you Slammy monitor...

STFU!  :D

I don't have to fucken explain myself to you.....Stop steppin on your ears and get out of my rant!  ;D


Quote:
You started this thread to intentionally hurt an innocent persons feelings


What are ya, NEW?    1st off, I never intentionally try to hurt anyones feelings.... 2nd... we are talking about Pam here..LMAO!   she's hardly innocent!   ;)


Quote:
then you need to sit back and think before you post


Hey... bite me!   ;D   I don't have to think at all about it.... Don't come between Slammy and his prey, or he will deal with you in return!  MUAHAHAHHA!   :-*



Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif



Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 10:27am
Slammy I'm gonna beat you with an ugly stick......swingin with the apes Pam  (oh I forgot to say ha-ha-ha)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Jackie on May 7th, 2003, 10:34am
Pep/Goofy.....yep, that's how it happens.. ;D

Jacks 8)

Title: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 7th, 2003, 10:34am

on 05/07/03 at 10:27:16, cootie wrote:
Slammy I'm gonna beat you with an ugly stick......swingin with the apes Pam  (oh I forgot to say ha-ha-ha)


LMMFAO!!   Can't you see Pammy?  I've been Slammed with an ugly stick enough times already!  ;D

Besides, Slammy's no dummy, he knows if he was serious, Pammywiththemanynames would hunt me down and beat me like the Hound I am!   :D

hmm..ok... I was a little serious... come and get me!   :P




Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 10:44am
Sorry.....The ugly stick offer still stands. Oh I'd come out there if I wanted alright.....but it wouldn't be to git you......it'd be to enjoy sum summer type weather and git a better tan and drink beer on da beach ! That's my offer and I'm stickin to it annoying Pam  ;D

Title: Re:  I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Peppermint on May 7th, 2003, 10:47am

on 05/07/03 at 10:34:43, Slammy wrote:
hmm..ok... I was a little serious... come and get me!   :P
Slammy  


ya done did it now Pamski - the hound is on the loose! ;D

Love ya Jacks!!  :-*

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Margi on May 7th, 2003, 11:41am
hey, Slammy Jim, you quit picking on one of my star supporters, will ya?  Otherwise, I'll hafta slap ya.  

Wait.   You'd probably like that, wouldn't you ......   ;)

Never mind, carry on.  Cootie can handle herself.  I wouldn't piss her off too bad though, Jim...I hear she's got attack lizards. :o

:-*

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 11:45am
I'm takein my ugly stick to the convention Slammy....you goin ? Course I prolly won't talk to ya anyhow but fer sum reason I figur'd you'd "like" knowin that. Have ugly stick will travel Pam-coots  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re:  I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Hound_Dogg on May 7th, 2003, 11:49am

on 05/07/03 at 10:34:43, Slammy wrote:
Slammy's no dummy, he knows if he was serious, Pammywiththemanynames would hunt me down and beat me like the Hound I am!   :D


So now we're picking on Hound's...huh ;) ;D ;D ;D

Jim



Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 7th, 2003, 11:51am

on 05/07/03 at 11:45:29, cootie wrote:
Course I prolly won't talk to ya anyhow



Bitchen!   My day is taking a turn for the better!   ;D




Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif

Title: Re: [size=2]I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 7th, 2003, 11:52am

on 05/07/03 at 10:15:10, Slammy wrote:
Don't come between Slammy and his prey, or he will deal with you in return!  MUAHAHAHHA!   :-*

Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif


Catch me if you can.....   :-*
oh and BTW STFU to you too babe.  ;)

suzy

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 11:59am
Brad prolly won't talk to ya either.........'he's' my ugly stick.......Not yer type so who cares slam'd Pam  ;D

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by CathiP on May 7th, 2003, 12:17pm
Slammy-
:-* :-* :-* :-*You KNOW you're a lover, not a fighter!
You simply spoke your piece....and it's done!One of your wonderful attributes is your honesty, Slam-man, and I'm sure noone wants to suppress that!

Pammie- You KNOW you're loved......and Slammy tells it as he sees it.....so, maybe someone else doesn't like HIS style of writing! If he were mad, he'd take it off the board, or at the very least, drop the happy faces....methinks he was tormenting!

Pammie/Slammy/Suzy/HoundDog Jim- "cain't we ALL just git along?"(credit to Rodney King-is he currentlyOne of in, or out of jail?)

Aside from that, have you seen that pic of Don? He's a TOTAL HOTTIE- go look!
Cathi-

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 12:33pm
It's ok Cathi.....I have good tormentalities........I'm a 100 % native to Tormentally nation Pam  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by brain_cramps on May 7th, 2003, 12:38pm
I'm more worried for Slammy than I am for Pammy.   :o

...anon.   8)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 7th, 2003, 2:02pm

Quote:
methinks he was tormenting!


Bingo!   :D



on 05/07/03 at 12:33:05, cootie wrote:
It's ok Cathi.....I have good tormentalities........


LMMFAO!!!!

Ta da!   The Quote of the Day!   ;D




Quote:
oh and BTW STFU to you too babe.  


considered me STFU'ed!   ;)

Slammy  http://www.uselessgraphics.com/devil09.gif



Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 2:09pm
end of story....I love you all....sum more sum less Pam  ;D

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Slammy on May 7th, 2003, 2:11pm

on 05/07/03 at 14:09:15, cootie wrote:
end of story....I love you all....sum more sum less Pam  ;D


wait.... I'm not done yet! it's over when I say it's over!   ;D



Slammy   8)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 7th, 2003, 2:15pm
posting tag.........yer it........posting with the moody-coot Pam  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by catlind on May 9th, 2003, 6:27am
damn!!!  The cat destroys my laptop and I miss ALL the fun.

I'm with Grant, I'd be more worried for Slammy than for Pammy ;)

Slammy always did love a good bantering!

Cat

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by suzy617 on May 9th, 2003, 9:30pm
Hey, I've just been away for 2 days and I come back and this thread is still on page 1,  LMAO!  
I missed you guys and I still love you all, yes you too Slammy babe.  ;)
Going to bed now, no sleep in 2 days, damn I just bumped this thing up......

suzy  :-*

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 10th, 2003, 1:04am
Oh swell.....don't remind me...... ;D  Memories are a slendor thing Pam  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by jonny on May 10th, 2003, 12:56pm
Seeing that I cant be there for you babes at a moments notice I offer this link ;D

http://www.slightesttouch.com/pages/solve_arousal_gap.asp

.............................................jonny

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by cootie on May 10th, 2003, 1:46pm
hand sized....who's hand.....thanks jonny....it's the thought that counts......... ;D  Small hand sized Pam  ;)

Title: Re: I will give a dollar to anyone who....
Post by Sean_C on May 10th, 2003, 4:06pm
Jonny,

If you get weak in the hips

Get better strong in the lips:)

Does that take AAA, or 110?



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