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(Message started by: jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 3:23pm)
Title: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 3:23pm
This is this weekends riddle, its not something i made up its a real phrase.

What does it mean?

I'll give a hint if no one gets it by tommorrow afternoon.

"Chakra - Asucka"

STFU, Don, Echo and SteveK ;D

..............................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by echo on May 2nd, 2003, 3:29pm
:-X
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 3:30pm

on 05/02/03 at 15:29:44, echo wrote:
:-X


ROTFFLMMFYBO ;D

...........................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cbolony on May 2nd, 2003, 3:36pm
http://www.yogalifestyle.com/Chakra2Md.jpg
http://www.asukanet.gr.jp/GIF/ASUKA_T.GIF
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 3:39pm
Very good, CB....but what does the phrase mean?
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by BobG on May 2nd, 2003, 4:04pm
Do you want asucka or asuka?

The word chakra is Sanskrit for wheel or disk and signifies one of seven basic energy centers in the body. Each of these centers correlates to major nerve ganglia branching forth from the spinal column.

Asucka is a Neopet.

Asuka was a Japanese period in time about 3000 years ago.

What’s the connection? Beat me
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cbolony on May 2nd, 2003, 4:09pm
Got this from googles

You select three objects that are separated from where you will be doing the technique. Let's say you're going to lie down on your couch. You imagine yourself walking to three selected objects in your bedroom or another home. In my case, I selected things that my mother had that I had made while I was in grade school. They were a metal ashtray, a doorstop and a painting. Every night as I went to sleep, I imagined myself walking to these three objects, touching them, feeling them, being totally absorbed into these objects as much as possible. The key to this, of course, is to focus your attention away from your body as you're drifting to sleep. The premise behind the technique is that it will help to initiate a fully conscious out-of-body experience. Lo and behold, for me it actually worked.
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 4:11pm
Asucka.

Ok, early hint....Its got to do with yoga....Oh, and sex ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by maggie_may on May 2nd, 2003, 4:54pm
Isn't it related somehow to tantric?  If so, that's what Sting does..  ;D

I could always be wrong on this too...  ::)

maggie
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 5:05pm

on 05/02/03 at 16:54:35, maggie_may wrote:
Isn't it related somehow to tantric?  If so, that's what Sting does..  ;D


Tantric the band?

Nope, Stings a homo.....LOL ;D

................................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by oringkid on May 2nd, 2003, 5:55pm
No Jonny, Sting is not a homo and you are right Maggie he does practice Tantric sex.  Which means that he basically can maintain..... for 8 hours or more and give more pleasure to the female.

I love Sting!  No Sting bashing.  He is married and has like 4 or 5 kids.  Been married a loooong time too. And this is his 2nd wife.

Am I touchy on the subject?? naaaaaah! LOL

Sherry

PS... I lived in Atsugi, which was near Akusuka, does that count? LOL
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 6:15pm

on 05/02/03 at 17:55:12, oringkid wrote:
he does practice Tantric sex.  Which means that he basically can maintain..... for 8 hours or more and give more pleasure to the female.


Ive been with hundreds/thousands of woman
that only need 15 mins of the mule to reach for the sky ;D

..............................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 6:46pm


I'll give you the answer in the morning, let other people try and figure it out first...LOL  ;D

Cathy  ???
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Mark C on May 2nd, 2003, 7:10pm

on 05/02/03 at 18:46:45, cathy wrote:
I'll give you the answer in the morning, let other people try and figure it out first...LOL  ;D

Cathy  ???


I'm stumped.
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/1book.gif  
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 7:14pm

on 05/02/03 at 19:10:47, Mark C wrote:
I'm stumped.
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/1book.gif  


Dude, you are are a stump.......LOL

.............................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Mark C on May 2nd, 2003, 7:16pm
http://www.realestatefocus.com/referral/stump.jpg



LMAO!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by oringkid on May 2nd, 2003, 7:18pm
Number one, I have to assume that is it Asuka, cuz I can't find anything on Asucka.

Chakra = Wheel
Asuka = to fly, bird or a flying bird

Having to do with yoga... there is a yoga site by Asuka.

Chakra is ancient sanskrit
Asuka is ancient japanese

So..... it must have to do with the ancient yoga position, "Stupid fucking bird flew under my wheel"

Sherry
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by ken_b on May 2nd, 2003, 8:10pm
Jonny you been watching to much real sex on H.B.O lmao       ken
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 8:20pm

on 05/02/03 at 19:18:24, oringkid wrote:
So..... it must have to do with the ancient yoga position,
Sherry


Kid you are soooooo right, who can guess what position?

..................................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jimbo on May 2nd, 2003, 9:23pm
Beats me! I'm self employed so I get fucked by the goverment 24/7 no matter which position I'm in. ;D

Seeya,

Jimmybendoverandgrabyourankles!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 10:14pm
sumthin like "karma sutra" but I think I spelled it way totally wrong Pam ?
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by don on May 2nd, 2003, 10:21pm
Giving yourself a hummer.
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Mark C on May 3rd, 2003, 12:15am

on 05/02/03 at 22:21:24, don wrote:
Giving yourself a hummer.


If I could.....I would never leave the house!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by BobG on May 3rd, 2003, 1:45am
If you could you'd be like our friends the Cuban born Colombian circus migets.........

Tiny little act and coming up short every time.
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Georgia on May 3rd, 2003, 3:49am
I, uhh, saw this catalog once, and it wasnt mine, but I saw it, and it had all these videos in it, not that I was interested, but I was just looking, and the videos were of guys in this one yoga position sucking themselves off, for real, there are those out there that can do that and I bet they stay in a lot, not that I like that kinda thing, but I was stranded in this room and the only thing there was this catalog and then I was drugged and THEY were controlling my brain and they made me look and then they made me remember.

So, my official guess is: A yoga position where a guy can asucka on himself. Makes all you guys out there want to learn yoga, yeah?

If I am right, do I win a prize? And um, even if I am not right, can I have a prize anyway? I like prizes and cereal just ain't what it used to be. You gotta send away for everything with UPC's and shit like that. Maybe I could win the prize for the most delerious? Purdy puhlease?

I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT ALL THAT. MY REAL GUESS IS A 69.

I swear, the only modification made to this post, was that I spelled a word wrong.

Peace, love, and random brain washing,
Georgia
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 5:50am

on 05/03/03 at 03:49:49, Georgia wrote:
So, my official guess is: A yoga position where a guy can asucka on himself. Makes all you guys out there want to learn yoga, yeah?


Close, very close ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cootie on May 3rd, 2003, 9:05am
Georgia you'll prolly win a subscrition to onea  them  magazines and free yoga lessons for a year......not a contorsionist Pam  ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jimbo on May 3rd, 2003, 11:41am
jonny you give em 15 minutes?

I also give em 15 minutes but that includes the shower and trip to the liquor store.LMMFAO ;D

Seeya,

Jimbo
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cathy on May 3rd, 2003, 12:45pm

on 05/03/03 at 03:49:49, Georgia wrote:
So, my official guess is: A yoga position where a guy can asucka on himself.
If I am right, do I win a prize? And um, even if I am not right, can I have a prize anyway? I like prizes  Maybe I could win the prize for the most delerious? Purdy puhlease?

Georgia


Georgia...knowing Jonny the prize may be you get the honour of performing Chakra - Asucka....are you sure you wanna win this prize....I mean really really sure...LOL  ;D

Cathy  :)
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 4:08pm

on 05/03/03 at 12:45:25, cathy wrote:
Georgia...knowing Jonny the prize may be you get the honour of performing Chakra - Asucka....are you sure you wanna win this prize....I mean really really sure...LOL  ;D


YES!!!!!, I would love a shot at Den's woman ;D

That bastard drank my beer and kissed my "At the time" girlfriend.

...............................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cathy on May 3rd, 2003, 4:29pm

on 05/03/03 at 16:08:19, jonny wrote:
YES!!!!!, I would love a shot at Den's woman ;D
...............................jonny



:o :o :o Wow Jonny thats a bit drastic shooting someones woman just for kissing your 'at the time' girlfriend....!!

Cathy  :)
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 4:35pm

on 05/03/03 at 16:29:34, cathy wrote:
:o :o :o Wow Jonny thats a bit drastic shooting someones woman just for kissing your 'at the time' girlfriend....!!


Cathy, keep in mind that those events took place while I was carrying a clusterhead suffering a Kip 10 to her room so she could get on 02 and someone could administer Imitrex.

Now tell me I dont have the right to kill someone? ;D

...................................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cathy on May 3rd, 2003, 4:44pm

on 05/03/03 at 16:35:56, jonny wrote:
Now tell me I dont have the right to kill someone? ;D
...................................jonny



Okay.....you don't have the right to kill someone...!

Cathy  :-*
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 4:48pm
BITCH......LOL ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cathy on May 3rd, 2003, 4:51pm


The Bitch to you Jonny!  ;D

The Bitch
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 4:55pm

on 05/03/03 at 16:51:02, cathy wrote:
The Bitch to you Jonny!  ;D

The Bitch


Pull up the pic and tell me about it ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Linda_Howell on May 3rd, 2003, 5:39pm

Sorry Jonny, I didn't know  THAT was when he took your beer.  Forget about Georgia.  Gimme a gun and I'll shoot Den for ya.  The nerve of it all.  
     
             LindaH
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by suzy617 on May 3rd, 2003, 7:56pm
I think its when a guy tries to suck it up his nostril?  :o

Suzy  ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by kim on May 3rd, 2003, 8:53pm
Yeah well - Pig Latin SUX :D

what's the point mule man ???

anyway, I refrain from stickin my head between my legs, mostly. ::)   :D

Really?  You DU that ;D You are a NUM NUTS ;D

I'm NOT kissin YU - EVA ;D
Title: Threada Sucka
Post by rumplestiltskin on May 3rd, 2003, 10:19pm
I had just returned from massaging 2 clusterhead's necks, giving 1/2 my meds to another, slipping DJ $1000 to keep this board running, talking Bob P out of quitting his board position and holding someones hair as they puked....I noticed Jonny was gone....figured he was hiding from "round 2"...so I drank his girly man Miller and showed his girl how a real man kisses....it's tiring being me.

love n peace
den
Title: Re: Threada Sucka
Post by Mr.Happy on May 4th, 2003, 12:04am

on 05/03/03 at 22:19:04, rumplestiltskin wrote:
it's tiring being me.
den

Tiring? It's a full time job just being you, ya fookin old haircut-needin-hippie. Tend to the Wenchery........

Teeth R Us,
RJ
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Georgia on May 4th, 2003, 1:31am
Are you threatening me? I am the great Corholio. I need TP for my bunghole.

Close, aye? Ok....Official guess #2...when a girl gets in a yoga position that allows her to eat herself out.

Damn, I'm tactful.
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 4th, 2003, 6:06am
And then I strangled, Den!!
http://tinyurl.com/axlx

Georgia,

You are so close it tickles my fancy (Did I really just type that?) ::)

...................................jonny ;D

Oh well, off to work  >:(

http://tinyurl.com/axm3
CHA-CHING!!!!$$$$$
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by andy on May 4th, 2003, 8:02am
Dude, dont forget your goggles!!          .........andy
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cootie on May 4th, 2003, 8:05am
old haircut-needin-hippies performin "Chakra - Asucka" and shootin at each others women......wow you guys are a blast !!! No pot shots Pam
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 4th, 2003, 10:00am

on 05/03/03 at 17:39:27, Linda_Howell wrote:
Sorry Jonny, I didn't know  THAT was when he took your beer.  Forget about Georgia.  Gimme a gun and I'll shoot Den for ya.  The nerve of it all.


LMAO, Linda.....Get that sucker!!!! ;D

Andy, im Capt'in goggles ;D

Cutie, Want to dance? ;D

...................................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 4th, 2003, 5:37pm
This dude showed up in my backyard insisting I show him the art of Chakra-asucka...........I showed him my shot-a-gunna!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/aypu

............................Jonny & Don, the hairspray girls ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by don on May 4th, 2003, 10:24pm

Quote:
Jonny & Don, the hairspray girls  


you big silly boy you

TEE HEE! TEE HEE!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Mark C on May 4th, 2003, 11:30pm

on 05/04/03 at 01:31:05, Georgia wrote:
Are you threatening me? I am the great Corholio. I need TP for my bunghole.


;D

http://www.cell2000.net/~users/Ryan/CORNANIM.GIF
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Georgia on May 5th, 2003, 5:17pm
I WANT MY FUCKING PRIZE, BITCH!! SAY MY NAME, BITCH, SAY IT!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNISH YOU WITH MY  BIG HARD FANCY TICKLER. Uhh, I mean...hey, Jonny, the weekend is over and all now...so, umm, what's the answer. Not that I really care, I was just curious.

Mark C -  And here I thought no one would understand. You're the shiznit in my book. NOW SAY MY NAME, BITCH!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 5th, 2003, 5:27pm
It's very simple if one puts it in  english speak.

Chakra- asucka, means 69

Oh well, what else did you have to do this weekend but post to this thread ;D

Tell Den to shave his back :)

...................................jonny

Oppps.....It's with the chick on top, like that makes a diff ;D
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Georgia on May 5th, 2003, 5:43pm
Jonny - I am so full of contempt for you right now, I could just explode. First of all, I guessed 69 IN MY VERY FIRST POST TO THIS THREAD. Now, I have sat back like a good girl and calmly listened to you threaten me and Den and make snide comments about his hairy back (and just for future reference, his back isn't hairy...neither is his butt...don't believe me? click here: http://photomail.photoworks.com/sharing/ImageLarge.asp?1=AjCqFQNfTYpOAD1m1BBU&2=3&3=2&fromroll=&Key=1~FQQ4aBru.cLLLwy3v62xwzpOcEiwsWkcu6x22TZsY9t21MSFGPqAlP7NuEl/nzU2&voice=&idx=11&msgurl=)...and after all that you are refusing to give me a prize??!!! I WONT HAVE IT I TELL YOU!!!  I know where you live and have I mentioned that I am quite handy with hair clippers?  I am only going to say this one more time.... I WANT MY FUCKING PRIZE BITCH.

LOVE,
Georgia
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 5th, 2003, 5:55pm
Easy baby, easy

I got a CH.COM iron on, I only got two and I promised one to Cat.......would you like the other one?

......................................jonny

You bitch, you just changed your post.....no prize for you...Hag!!!! ;D

And your link sucks too.....LOL
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Ree on May 5th, 2003, 6:25pm
awwwwww Cat gets everything.... MoMMMMMMMM... tell Cat to share...
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by jonny on May 5th, 2003, 6:27pm

on 05/05/03 at 18:25:00, Ree wrote:
awwwwww Cat gets everything.... MoMMMMMMMM... tell Cat to share...


Email me your addy, Ree.......You get the other iron-on ;D

......................................jonny
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by Georgia on May 5th, 2003, 6:47pm
Changed my post?? Are you seriously accusing me of post changing? I never, in all my life, have been so insulted. Can't you just admit that you were so turned on by the picture of Den's butt that you momentarily lost your senses and made an incorrect judgement against me? I will understand, and I will forgive you.

NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY BITCH!! AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING PRIZE!!

LOVE,
Georgia
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by don on May 5th, 2003, 9:53pm
Oh what I could do with photoshop right now!
Title: Re: Chakra - Asucka?
Post by cootie on May 5th, 2003, 10:33pm
photoshop............what about cubid's arrow.........a shot in the ass Pam  ;D


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