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Title: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 1st, 2003, 5:21pm Bet this gets read more times than " Letter to Margi, please don't read" ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 1st, 2003, 5:26pm Its easyier just being born with a Mule.....LOL ................................jonny ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 1st, 2003, 5:27pm RON JEREMY JUST EMAILED ME FOR THE ANSWER! |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 1st, 2003, 5:28pm Jonny's baaaaack!!! :) :) :) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Mark C on May 1st, 2003, 5:31pm I already got big hands and big feet....you know what that means.....................big shoes and gloves!! ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 1st, 2003, 5:32pm Johnny Wad is my father LMMFYBO!!!....Mark ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 1st, 2003, 5:34pm How come this has been read 14 times already when there aren't that many people logged on? ??? ??? |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 1st, 2003, 5:36pm on 05/01/03 at 17:34:00, Wendy the Brit wrote:
Because we keep replying to it....DUH!!! Forgive her lord she is Brit....LOL ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Sean_C on May 1st, 2003, 5:37pm Don I knew you'd read this LMMFAO |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by don on May 1st, 2003, 7:47pm A Naked woman is my favorite penis enlargement system |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Miklos on May 1st, 2003, 7:50pm Reminds me of a colleague. Her husband suggested that she add two inches to her breast size. Her reponse was, "You add two inches; I'll add two inches." Sadly, this was before the internet where such marvels are easily accomplished. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Frank on May 1st, 2003, 7:55pm Wouldn't work for me.... when you're already HUGE you can't get any larger. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by don on May 1st, 2003, 7:56pm The system I use is purely of natural ingrediants and has been a marvel for ages. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Miklos on May 1st, 2003, 7:57pm I forgot. Wendy, since you are sponsoring this event, is this a testimonial to the efficacy of these products? I would -always- believe the word of a fellow sufferer. Do you have your own sales website? Do I need a password, or is just a credit card OK? Thx. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 1st, 2003, 7:58pm That's the great thing about the Internet, we can all indulge our little fantasies, and not get found out!! ;) Girls, a volunteer to check who is lying at the convention, can't be there myself or I would do it. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by don on May 1st, 2003, 8:39pm Wendy my system is easy to prove. You dont need to be at the convention. You send the pic, I'll send the proof. ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 1st, 2003, 10:38pm So does everyone that goes to the convention get a free sample ? Buldge police Pam :o |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by juvy on May 2nd, 2003, 3:44am geshe i thought there was actually going to be a joke in here, but instead all i see are a bunch of men looking at their equipment with magnifying glasses and saying "IT'S HUGE!!!!" *yawns* Juvy |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Charlie on May 2nd, 2003, 5:40am My plumbing, I keep in good order by accessing one the internet's many maintenance sites. Yahoo. Charlie |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Mark C on May 2nd, 2003, 11:00am :o |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 11:45am I just got an email notification about this BIG BUTT lovers web site.....oh paleeeeeeze !!!!! Notta big butt big mouth Pam >:( |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 12:07pm on 05/01/03 at 19:58:14, Wendy the Brit wrote:
;) :-* to my yanky man... ;D Marc....I'd have said give a bit to Jonny but evidently he doesn't need it, like wendy posted Penis Enlargement - This works! btw...how come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the pot...just wondering.. ::) Cathy :) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by CJohnson on May 2nd, 2003, 12:29pm on 05/02/03 at 11:45:39, cootie wrote:
"I like girls with big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny." -Curtis |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 2nd, 2003, 12:56pm Pam/Mad as a Coot Any chance you could make a note of who is making outrageous size tadger claims, and then report back to this board after the convention? That might stop those weenies lying thinking they won't be found out!!! ;D ;D ;D W the B Truthfully though, I don't like 'em too big. (Long story- not repeatable here!) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by juvy on May 2nd, 2003, 4:11pm Wendy, i totally agree. it's like fish. there's a size limit. too small, throw it back....too big throw it back. *going back to her corner* Juvy |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by BobG on May 2nd, 2003, 4:16pm And like fishermen say........ It's not the size of your bait It's how you wiggle your worm. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by juvy on May 2nd, 2003, 4:19pm on 05/02/03 at 16:16:33, BobG wrote:
*evil grin* no that's something completely different Bob. but i like the way you think. ~juvy |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 2nd, 2003, 4:49pm Juvy You are SO right. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 4:49pm on 05/02/03 at 12:56:21, Wendy the Brit wrote:
Be glad your not going to the convention and looking for some, Id just turn you off if thats the way you feel ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 4:53pm Jonny..........no worries, Wendy is a little liar...lol ;D btw..I know that long story... Cathy :-X |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 4:55pm Wendy is a bit like pinocchio....btw...did you hear the news.....they said Snow White had been kicked out of Disney Land....she was caught sitting on pinocchio's face saying lie you b*****d LIE!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 2nd, 2003, 5:57pm I no lie! These men are just phallus phantasists (I just made that up!) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Mark C on May 2nd, 2003, 5:58pm on 05/02/03 at 12:07:17, cathy wrote:
Dear Cat, It depends what kind of glue it is. Let's just talk about the really sticky ones that when you squeeze them out of a tube they stick to practically anything. Most glues are plastics that are made up of giant molecules that are dissolved in a liquid so that they don't stick to anything. But when they are squeezed from the tube and the liquid dries up they stick. They're a bit like spaghetti noodles. If they're in a nice tomato-ey sauce then they're not sticky at all. But if you leave them by themselves to dry out overnight the next morning they are stuck together like glue in the pot. Most glues like this are dissolved in a liquid that evaporates quickly. That's why they often smell so bad and you should only use them in a ventilated place. There is another type of glue that has small, simple molecules while it's in the tube. But as soon as it's out of the glue and exposed to the air, the little bit of moisture that's always in the air makes all the little molecules join together into long strands (again, like spaghetti). These strands get tangled up with each other and everything they touch. So they'll stick different things together. PFDAN's Un-Stuck Mark |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 2nd, 2003, 6:01pm Good God You are bored! |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 6:06pm Thankyou mark...so what about the big molecules then..why don't they stick to the inside of the pot...?? the ones that arn't so simple.... Wendy butt out...what did ya think this was your thread...don't you NEED the posts...??? Cathy ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 6:28pm Sitting back with a big ass smile ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 10:56pm Do guys ever have 'you know what' reduction surgery ? Jus a question from a bored person on a Friday nite Pam.... ;) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 2nd, 2003, 10:59pm Who needs the surgery? We get the same results right after sex everytime. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 11:03pm Ahhh.....no Ted......WE get the same results from you guys every time......wham bam thank you mam Pam ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 2nd, 2003, 11:07pm You get soft and shrink after sex too? I really need to carry this out all the way sometime and find out. So, what are you doing tonight? |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 11:18pm I'm goin to go look for reruns of the Bradey Bunch on TV.......I feel lucky tanight Pam |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 3rd, 2003, 12:31am Thanks a lot, Wendy. Now you're getting people here with this Spam Subject line. Someone just registered going by the name "ShrimpMan." |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Mark C on May 3rd, 2003, 12:36am on 05/03/03 at 00:31:43, Ted wrote:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 3rd, 2003, 1:04am Bloody hell Ted, You're not kidding! He's in the chatroom! Is it you under a pseudonym? I've only just realised that if some poor bast..d does a websearch looking for real help with his member, he'll come up with this load of cock! Poor devil W the B |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 3rd, 2003, 1:07am Me? Nope Wendy. If I wanted to use a pseudonym meaning small genitalia I'd probably end my name with something like "the Brit." |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by CathiP on May 3rd, 2003, 1:14am RUN TED,RUN!!! See Ted Run....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Linda_Howell on May 3rd, 2003, 1:17am my take on all of this...... " Oh God........please please please......... don't pick this time for a neurologist, PCP, or scrientist in any form to log on" Thank you from Linda who is loooking up and praying.....and laughing. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by CathiP on May 3rd, 2003, 1:23am Awwww, Linda- at least I have an excuse! I am a supporter- right? Well, is it, or is it NOT part of my job to keep sufferers cheered? Are you laughing? Have(many before me, but nontheless myself) proivided you with laughter? I state, unequivocally, that This has certainly been acheived in this thread......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Cathi |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 3rd, 2003, 1:30am on 05/03/03 at 01:23:54, CathiP wrote:
Who loves their ego? Cootchie cootchie coo. :-) |
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Title: Yummy. Post by Georgia on May 3rd, 2003, 2:39am Quote:
Yup. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 3rd, 2003, 8:53am Ted Methinks you doth protest too much. Got something to tell us? Hit a raw nerve have we? I know you think everything in America is bigger than the rest of the world but sorry to say SMALL ISLAND, BIG DONGERS!!!!! ;D ;D ;D W the Brit |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by cootie on May 3rd, 2003, 9:10am Where is the Island of the 'little' people ? Dong & Butt police Pam......this is a bust.........(ha-ha-ha...git it ?) |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 3rd, 2003, 10:40am ;D ;D ;D Cootie Can't help, never met an Irish one in the flesh as it were.... |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 3rd, 2003, 9:45pm I'm sorry Wendy. That was totally insensetive of me. It was just a joke. It had NOTHING at all to do with the fact that the Brits have been spending CENTURIES in a battle with FRANCE trying to see who has a dick, let alone a big one. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Wendy the Brit on May 3rd, 2003, 10:10pm Dearest Ted And I quote Charlie here (or Winston) "The Americans will always do the right thing... after they've exhausted all the alternatives" Didn't do us much good fighting the French, did us even less good fighting alongside them. I reckon ignoring them from now on is the best Foriegn Policy. W the B P.S. Told you this post would get more reads than Margi's private letter! |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Ted on May 3rd, 2003, 10:31pm And here I was told you responded negatively. Sometimes I think I like that Churchill quote and sometimes I think he gave us too much credit. This time we forgot to exhaust all the alternatives. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Frank on May 3rd, 2003, 10:35pm on 05/03/03 at 21:45:51, Ted wrote:
The French don't have dicks. :P |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by vig on May 5th, 2003, 2:51pm so much for suffering with dignity.... |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 5th, 2003, 2:58pm on 05/05/03 at 14:51:05, vig wrote:
Dignity? What are you new around here? ;D .....................................jonny |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by vig on May 5th, 2003, 3:32pm yup, another newbie... I didn't realize there were others that shared my 'hobby'. |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by jonny on May 5th, 2003, 3:40pm on 05/05/03 at 15:32:58, vig wrote:
See, thats where you have it all wrong. We dont share here, sure, I would take your pain if I could but I would never share my pain with you. "Sniff, sniff".....well, time for a shower as I be making myself sick ;D ..................................jonny |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Charlie on May 6th, 2003, 5:51am Can't accuse George Bush of neglecting his Dick. Charlie |
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Title: Re: PENIS ENLARGEMENT- THIS WORKS! Post by Mark C on May 6th, 2003, 8:45am on 05/06/03 at 05:51:39, Charlie wrote:
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