Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2003 Posts >> Mad Potty Mouths
        
(Message started by: Wendy the Brit on Apr 29^th, 2003, 5:55pm)

Title: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 29^th, 2003, 5:55pm

Since we have a thread for best supporters, can we have one for who is madder than Jack McMad on this board and who has the biggest potty mouth.

My vote for mad goes to Ted with fishy armpits, but of course there must be madder things from the archives before my time??

and Potty Mouth, is there any contest here??? ;D ;D

W the B

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ted on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:14pm

Technically, a pottymouth should be one where shit goes into. Not where shit comes out of. Ahhhh, fuck it. Who gives a shit?

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by jonny on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:18pm

on 04/29/03 at 18:14:53, Ted wrote:

Technically, a pottymouth should be one where shit goes into. Not where shit comes out of. Ahhhh, fuck it. Who gives a shit?

LMMFAO Ted.....I was just going to challenge you to looking up old posts.....LMMFYBO

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:19pm

Ted, I go fishing and put maggots in my mouth but the big unanswered question is why you put trout in your armpits, is this a new version of the blue cheese CH cure? Or are you just madder than Jack McMad? ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ted on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:24pm

on 04/29/03 at 18:19:42, Wendy the Brit wrote:

Ted, I go fishing and put maggots in my mouth

You can call me Maggot.

on 04/29/03 at 18:19:42, Wendy the Brit wrote:

but the big unanswered question is why you put trout in your armpits, is this a new version of the blue cheese CH cure? Or are you just madder than Jack McMad? ;D ;D ;D

I don't put them in them. I put them under them. No wonder you thought I was madder than Jack BigMac.

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:30pm

Case for the prosecution closed M'lud! ;D ;D
Is there anyone you would vote as madder than you then Ted? In England we have a saying "Mad as a Coot"- honestly Cootie!

W the B

P.S.
All the cold water fishermen on this board will tell you that when you put dormant maggots in your mouth they wake up and wiggle!

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ted on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:33pm

And any man will tell you that when you put a fisherman's pole in that very same cold water, he'll have a pretty dormant maggot himself.
Defense rests and flees.

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:38pm

Congratulations Ted
Double Gold Medal Winner

Mad AND Potty Mouth!

:o :o :o

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ted on Apr 29^th, 2003, 6:40pm

I wanted to go for a hat-trick but you only gave two things to compete for.

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Margi on Apr 29^th, 2003, 7:33pm

uh, Teddy? You put fish under your armpits? :o

ok, you NEVER ever told me that about yourself....and all these years, I've imagined that you smell so goooood, too. you know what? I'm sending you back that ring. The engagement's off, damnit. :P

not only is that disgusting, it's really mean to the fish. poor lil guy

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Charlie on Apr 29^th, 2003, 8:26pm

Nice going Ted :D

The next time you apply the Right Guard, remember that what secretes in your armpits is very similar to what is discharged elsewhere. I'm told there is some truth to this. Bleaugh. :P

My contribution :o

Mean old Charlie

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by cootie on Apr 29^th, 2003, 9:51pm

Old coots and potty mouths never die....they jus smell that way. Ya mess with magots........ya git flies Pam ;D

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ted on Apr 29^th, 2003, 9:54pm

on 04/29/03 at 19:33:41, Margi wrote:

Hey. At least I don't put them IN my armpits. Where's my catfish?
Please don't send me that ring back. I promise that the only fish.... I better shut up now, huh?

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Ree on Apr 29^th, 2003, 10:01pm

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO CONFUSED!!!...

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 30^th, 2003, 3:44am

Sorry, explanation required.

Ted claimed on another thread (supporters one) that he puts trout under his armpits and sings Opera for a hobby. Now you know why he gets my vote for mad.

Mind you, certain people on this site run around in sub zero temperatures butt naked as well, that's pretty mad.

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by cootie on Apr 30^th, 2003, 9:14am

Ted's jus chalked fulla...........................talent. No singing fish eye talent here Pam

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by brain_cramps on Apr 30^th, 2003, 9:17am

Sheeeeesh! some pretty bored people around here ::)

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Miklos on Apr 30^th, 2003, 9:18am

I only did it once, and it was in the middle of the night. Plus, I was bitten on the butt by a large dog that should not have been in the backyard. At least he attacked from the rear and not from the front.

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by cootie on Apr 30^th, 2003, 9:33am

Miklos....ewwwwwwwwwwww weenie bites !! No weenie ta bite Pam ;D

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 30^th, 2003, 10:16am

brain_cramps

you are bored enough to read it, and I was fed up enough with serious things to write it. ;D ;D ;D

Still waiting for someone madder than Ted McMacMad. Will I die waiting?

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by nancyann on Apr 30^th, 2003, 10:29am

All I can say is[/size][size=2]

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by Roxy on Apr 30^th, 2003, 10:30am

on 04/30/03 at 03:44:53, Wendy the Brit wrote:

Mind you, certain people on this site run around in sub zero temperatures butt naked as well, that's pretty mad.

I think I resemble that remark! (but, at least I'm not the only one.....) ;)

on 04/30/03 at 03:44:53, Wendy the Brit wrote:

Ted claimed on another thread (supporters one) that he puts trout under his armpits and sings Opera for a hobby.

This act could probably be used as a money making draw at the convention. I know I would pay good money to watch. ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by nancyann on Apr 30^th, 2003, 10:31am

All I can say is

WOW!!

Title: Re: Mad Potty Mouths
Post by cootie on Apr 30^th, 2003, 11:05am

Oh wait a minute......Rox has a good idea....we can have 'Jack Ass time' at the convention inckudeing that jello wrestling........charge $ 10.00 a ticket and I'm in (ta watch but not participate even tho I can go from normal ta BITCH in 10 seconds that's purday spectacular)......oh this is gonna be fun.....not included in reindeer games but will watch Pam