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(Message started by: SommelierCH on Apr 24th, 2003, 10:17am)

Title: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by SommelierCH on Apr 24th, 2003, 10:17am
I am proud to present this handmade healing doll, for our third “Wylde Women of OUCH” Doll Auction. All proceeds go to OUCH. This auction is open to any OUCH member. The auction is designed to increase OUCH membership (if you haven’t joined, it’s FREE, help us be counted) and to keep Clusterheads and Supporters coming back to check in, even when out of cycle. The auction lasts for two weeks from the time of this post. The opening bid is $20.00.

This Healing Doll was made by Barbara (Jill’s mother, do you folks see the trend for contribution here?) and donated to our OUCH auction. Each doll has “OUCH” hand stitched, in gold or silver thread over the heart. Barbara will be by in a little while to tell us about her Healing Dolls, for the people who weren’t here earlier.

HERE WE GO!  WYLDE WOMEN OF OUCH!!


This one is truly Wylde, she’s been seeing this guy whose all hopped up on Catnip (I can smell it on his breath).

http://tinyurl.com/a89o


This babe is a horny chick, who always wears a “breast stimulator” patterned after a favorite “Adams Family” character.

http://tinyurl.com/a89q



This doll is so wylde that Barbara has had to attached a disclaimer notice.

http://tinyurl.com/a89v


His bank account balance from an ATM, and a copy of the “Standard Pre-Nuptial Agreement for Dolls”. Nuff said!

http://tinyurl.com/a89z

This doll needs a caring home. Step on up.


Thank you so much, Barbara. You make us humans look good.

Row, row, row the boat,
David J.

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by kissmyglass on Apr 24th, 2003, 10:45am
$20....

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by kissmyglass on Apr 24th, 2003, 10:46am
Horny chick?  I mean $50.00...

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by SommelierCH on Apr 24th, 2003, 10:49am
Dude,

ROCK ON!!!

David J.

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 24th, 2003, 11:57am
Although most definitely NOT me, I can indentify with this woman.........
I think she should come home with me......
$55.-
Cathi

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by suzy617 on Apr 24th, 2003, 12:03pm
Hmmmmm. Should Freddy Crotch have a playmate?  ;D
Nah, just kiddin, one's enough for me.
Good luck guys...and girls.....

suzy

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by suzy617 on Apr 24th, 2003, 7:27pm
Bump...
c'mon now peoples...

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 24th, 2003, 7:57pm
hEYYYY, now, Suzy!!!! You've already got yours.....I figure, if this thread oozes down a ways, a lot of people will miss it, THEN I'll get my chance to own this hussy that David REALLY wishes to keep around :o, and Kissmyglass has designs on.....If I take her, she can straighten out her life, and get an honorable profession!!
NO BUMPS!(oops!)
Cathi

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by suzy617 on Apr 24th, 2003, 8:15pm
Sorry Cathi,

I would love to see you adopt Ms. Party Girl.  Maybe our dolls could get together and have their own party?   ;D

Good luck to ya,
Suzy
(sorry got bumped again)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 24th, 2003, 8:19pm
Great Idea, Suzy!
We'll set the date once all are adopted! I'll bring the s'mores if you'll bring the cold cream!
Cathi



(ooops, another bump! Silly me!)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by don on Apr 24th, 2003, 8:50pm

Quote:
she’s been seeing this guy whose all hopped up on Catnip (I can smell it on his breath).


ALLEGATIONS ONLY ALLEGATIONS !

StFud

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by kissmyglass on Apr 25th, 2003, 9:38am
$57.50  :P


Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 1:06pm
You're not gonna steal that doll for a mere $57.50, Ken- she's worth much more than that.....soooo, I'm upping it to........let's see, lunch money for 2 weeks, the balance of my grocery budget, and the price of gas went down a bit......I can swing.....$58.00!!! TAKE THAT!!!!
Cathi  

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by don on Apr 29th, 2003, 2:12pm
Atta girl cathi.

I'll send ya some sandmooches in a care package.

Did i just bump this thread ?

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 2:22pm
thanksabunch, Don, old buddy, ole pal- I suspect you DID just bump this(uh,oh, I did it again, didn't I?)

Please, just don't let Echo help you with the sammiches- ohhhh, the humanity!! :o :o :o :oCathi-on-a-budget!

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on Apr 29th, 2003, 3:38pm

on 04/29/03 at 14:22:40, CathiP wrote:
thanksabunch, Don, old buddy, ole pal- I suspect you DID just bump this(uh,oh, I did it again, didn't I?)

Please, just don't let Echo help you with the sammiches- ohhhh, the humanity!! :o :o :o :oCathi-on-a-budget!


Hey Don I have a recipe for the sammies.  If you help we will need to add a third slice.  Could be interesting! ;D

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 3:53pm
oh, ya did it again, Echo!!!!
                  THIS IS A NO-BUMP ZONE

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:05pm
Bump ba dee bump ba dee bump bump bump.
Bump ba dee bump ba dee bump bump bump.
Bump ba dee bump ba dee bump bump bump ba dee bummmmmp ba deep bump bump bump.  Bump ba dee bump ba dee bump bump bump bump bump bump, bump ba dee bump ba dee bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.  

and so on. ;D ;D ;D.

You forget who you're dealing with here missy!

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:31pm
THAT'S IT, Mr Drippy Nose! (hands on hips, foot stomping-preferably on YOUR foot!)
 >:( >:( >:(    YOU BUMP......I DUMP!!   >:( >:( >:(
There will be NO MORE nice afternoon cruises, no more of that affection, of which you have become accustomed- I an kicking you to the curb, MIster!!
The former YREVERLOVIN PUD! :P


Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:33pm
What?? ??? ???

BTW -- Nancy  M says hi!

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:39pm
Sheesh, Ech- I SAID....."This is a no-bump zone"- right up there- see it? You expect me to just forgive & forget.....


"Because I used ta luv him......but it's all over now......"
it is sad, isn't it?  :'( :'(

Well, sparkly things MIGHT convince me to change my mind ;) ;) ;)
Puddin(sans the usual kiss)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:40pm


Hey no worries Echo....you still got me... :-*

btw....$60  :P

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:42pm
It's funny money! It's funny money!!
Only spendable in the UK- she can't even signon paypal!!
$61.00- REAL AMERICAN GREENBACKS!!!!

:PCathi

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:44pm
OOpps!  Did I do that. :-X

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on Apr 29th, 2003, 4:47pm


for you information missy I got a paypal account  :P :P

no echo I think she's hormonal.... ;D

going to make a cuppa tea ....

$69   ::)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on Apr 29th, 2003, 7:28pm
cATH- HORMONAL? Thinkin' that would be YOU!!
Sooo, now that she's gone to sleep......
$70.00- and the fillings from Echo's back teeth!
I've got it now! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fjb on May 1st, 2003, 8:53pm
Bumping this to the top is all....


Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on May 2nd, 2003, 3:03pm
THIS IS NOT A BUMP!!!!! I'd never bump an auction thread when I'm winning......therefore, this is definitely NOT a bump!!
Cathi

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on May 2nd, 2003, 3:28pm
Yea -- what puddin said!  Nada bump.

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 6:29pm
:P :PT H I S  A  B U M P !!!!!!!  

$75...

Straight Jacket!

Cathy  :)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2003, 6:34pm
FUCK YOU ALL, JONNYS BACK!!!!!

$80

Suck me!!!!!!

......................................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on May 2nd, 2003, 6:40pm
MINES BIGGER SO FUCK YOU!!!!!

$90

Cathy

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2003, 10:49pm
Does this doll come with a face......? Dolls need faces too Pam  ::)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 3rd, 2003, 5:10pm
Well, I just got back from Vegas.  Seems they are giving money away there these days.  Daddy's packin' a new bankroll, courtesy of The Venetian.  Ah-thankaverramuch.

So, where else would I spend $100.  1 Ben Frankie.  Color this thread bumped and let's look at that leader board... Fu in the lead with $100 bid.   ;D

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on May 3rd, 2003, 5:19pm

on 05/03/03 at 17:10:30, fubar wrote:
. Fu in the lead with $100 bid.   ;D

-Fu



Fu you could also spend $80 I think Jonny is running an auction all of his own...!  ::)

Cathy

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 3rd, 2003, 5:29pm
Eat my ass FU.........$110

Somebody suck me!!!!!! ;D

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by suzy617 on May 3rd, 2003, 8:01pm
Freddy Crotch is still waiting to play with Ms. Party Girl!
Nice bidding guys.  ;)

Suzy

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 4th, 2003, 12:42am
Screw the penny ante game (OK, $10 ante)...  Jonny can you step up to 2 ben frankies?

$200.

:o ;D

My daughter might actually like this doll now that she has a better understanding of CH from watching that video.  Besides, The Venetian was uncharacteristically kind to me, so I risk bad karma if I don't pass it on.  ;)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by SommelierCH on May 4th, 2003, 6:55am
FUCKENEH!!

You people make me cry.    No, wait…False alarm, it was only bong smoke in my eyes. I apologize.

David J.

P.S. How can I get a "BUMP"?

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 4th, 2003, 12:41pm

on 05/04/03 at 00:42:22, fubar wrote:
Screw the penny ante game (OK, $10 ante)...  Jonny can you step up to 2 ben frankies?


Im sorry to say that I cant, barely able to handle a buck ten at this moment.

I would have given you a run for your money a year ago, next auction is MINE!!!!!

..............................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by catlind on May 4th, 2003, 1:15pm
Only if it's not the other purple one.

That doll is MINE

Cat

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on May 4th, 2003, 4:34pm
Hey, now!!! What about MY doll? ???

Echo, this is ALL your fault.....BUMP THIS, buddy! :o :o :o

Fu, I'd outbid you, but I need some "seed" money for my own trip to Vegas! ;) ;) ;)

Cathi, in a doll-less society :-/ :'( :-/ :'( :-/ :'(

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by cathy on May 4th, 2003, 6:46pm


Cat and Jonny & not forgetting Cathi you can fight all you like but the next one comes across the pond..!!  :P

Cathy

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 4th, 2003, 10:47pm
I suppose I could put this doll on tour much like the tape that gets passed from clusterhead to clusterhead, but that might curtail auction revenues, so I'm afraid this one has to stay put when she comes home.

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 6th, 2003, 12:28am
I'd love some competition here.  It will be mine, OH YES, it will be mine.  But you aholes are making it easy.

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by SommelierCH on May 8th, 2003, 6:40am
Less than four hours.

David J.

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by CathiP on May 8th, 2003, 8:54am
But FUUUUU- I don't leave to pick up my money till tomorrow!! Dunno how much I'll have! You'll have to take the doll.......and that's be 3 I've lost out on!!!
Cathi

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by SommelierCH on May 9th, 2003, 5:35am
Howdy do,
To you Fu.

777, 21 with double down, hitting the number with triple odds on the back line, WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!!! A well fought battle Fu, nothing like bringing Nukes to a paintball game. And the real WINNER is the OUCH coffers, which will swell with the incoming booty!

Let me know when the donation to OUCH has been done, and this “NOT A CHILDS TOY” will be on it’s way to you.

Good job bro,
David J.

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 9th, 2003, 9:50am

Quote:
And the real WINNER is the OUCH coffers


Kind of the point, really.  I mean, I don't have many $200 dolls around.  Unless you count that one time in Vegas... oh nevermind.

Donation on the way.

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by echo on May 9th, 2003, 9:55am

on 05/04/03 at 16:34:33, CathiP wrote:
Echo, this is ALL your fault.....BUMP THIS, buddy! :o :o :o


Promises promises :-* ;)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 9th, 2003, 9:58am
OK... Something is terribly wrong with the OUCH donation site... you can only donate $100 at a time.   ;D  What a rip.  There ought to be a choice to fill in any amount.

So, I donated $100, twice...

Your transaction number is
143186081

Your transaction number is
143186114

So there.  Done and done.

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 9th, 2003, 2:04pm
Rock-N-Roll, FU!!!!!!

Way to go!!

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 9th, 2003, 3:20pm
Sure Jonny, you were *supposed* to outbid me you bastard.   ;D

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by brain_cramps on May 9th, 2003, 3:24pm
Fu:

i hope you get hours of enjoyment outta that doll!   ;)

LMAO!!!    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 9th, 2003, 3:44pm

on 05/09/03 at 15:20:46, fubar wrote:
Sure Jonny, you were *supposed* to outbid me you bastard.   ;D


Hey David J,

You keep throwing them out there and ill keep running the price up.....LMMFAO ;D

FU,

Why would you think a guy that is upping the bid by $10 would raise it another $95 or $100?

Grant,

ROTFFLMMFYBO!!!!!! ;D

..........................................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 9th, 2003, 3:52pm
Jonny,

You have to know I'm kidding... and I fully expected to donate a couple ben frankies to OUCH anyway.  I think I got a steal... free doll.

-Fu

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by fubar on May 26th, 2003, 12:02pm
Ummm... just wondering when this healing doll might arrive at the fubar house...  Kind of told my daughter it was coming way back on the 10th.   ;)

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by don on May 26th, 2003, 2:16pm
When is the "blow-up doll" auction?

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by kissmyglass on May 26th, 2003, 4:04pm
Thats what I'm savin my serious bidding for....the blow up doll....


Kev

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by jonny on May 26th, 2003, 4:12pm

on 05/26/03 at 12:02:47, fubar wrote:
Ummm... just wondering when this healing doll might arrive at the fubar house...  Kind of told my daughter it was coming way back on the 10th.   ;)


Dude,

You didnt realise that the auction is just a money maker for OUCH and there is no real doll?

Man!!

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Healing Doll Auction-For OUCH # 3
Post by suzy617 on May 26th, 2003, 7:20pm
LOL Jonny!  No not true. I got my Freddy Crotch sitting right here with me and he is singing the blues waiting to hook up with Miss Party Girl.
It took about a month before he arrived. Guess he just didnt want to leave David.  ;D

suzy



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