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Title: Your over 40 if............... Post by jimbo on Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:03pm Your wife gives up sex for lent and you don't figure it out till after Labor Day ;D ;D ;D I'm not so sure I like this 40 shit!!!!!! C'mon lets hear a few more. Birfday boy Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by suzy617 on Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:32pm http://www.uselessgraphics.com/bday054.gif HAVE A GREAT DAY, SUZY |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by echo on Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:41pm Your over 40 and married when you want sex and you have to pour several beers over your hand to get your mistress drunk. :-/ It sounded much better in my head -- really! |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Mikey on Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:43pm Suzy, did you get your url from uselessgraphics.com cause if you did you had to have seen the "Flash B-Day" but i decided i better not. http://www.uselessgraphics.com/hb38.gif Man thats life fer ya! Mikey, who is only 36 ;D |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by ave on Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:26pm Congratulations, spring chicken, in advancing one more step towards real growing up, lol ;D When I turned fifty I gave a party for 50 friends and had T-shirts made, saying "Golden Oldie". They are finally worn out now...What I am saying is... this a new turn of the path - enjoy! |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by CJohnson on Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:46pm 40 - That's dead in dog's years. -Curtis |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by jonny on Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:49pm HB, Dude ;D ......................jonny Its also Kissmyglass B-Day today!! HB, Kev!! ;D |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by suzy617 on Apr 22nd, 2003, 1:57pm Yes Mikey, got it from there. I forgot about the flash one, LOL. next time..... suzy |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Drk^Angel on Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:27pm Happy b-day to ya! PFDAN.............................. Drk^Angel |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by firebrix on Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:52pm Happy Birthday jimbo! Wishing you a happy year, pain free and peaceful firebrix |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Roxy on Apr 22nd, 2003, 3:57pm HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMBO |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by cathy on Apr 22nd, 2003, 4:42pm Hey Jimbo you know your over 40 if you look like this.... ;D http://www.uselessgraphics.com/sag1.gif HOPE YOU HAVE A HICCY BURPY... Cathy :) |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by kissmyglass on Apr 22nd, 2003, 4:48pm HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMBO!!! I got an Ouch tee shirt & mug today for my birffday :) Kev |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Ree on Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:01pm http://www.snowcrest.net/kitty/hpages/hpic/tim3s.gif and a third song for the evening a one and a two or is it three............ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JIMBO... BEEN A LONG TIME FOR THE OLD ASS HOLES AT REES HOUSE TOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU... SUCKS TO GET OLD.... Ree doesnt swear but I can hehehehehe Tim |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by cootie on Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:31pm You 'know' yer definetly over 40 when ya have pics of you and the guys at Dinasour camp........Happy happy birthday to ya jimbo ! No dino burgers in my freezer Pam |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by tanner on Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:34pm your over 40 if.................... your 50 , yiiiiiiiiccccccccckkksss happy b-day, you young whippersnapper.... tim |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Callico_Kid on Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:47pm Happy Birthday to you Jimbo. I wish you the best and wish i could have a 40th birthday too! :( jc PS I hope it is PF |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by KingOfPain on Apr 23rd, 2003, 1:44am .......................... you read this thread. (just kidding) Happy B-Day. KingOfPain |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by KingOfPain on Apr 23rd, 2003, 1:50am echo (echo,echo,echo), That was funny & witty. Keep up the good work. KingOfPain |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Wendy the Brit on Apr 23rd, 2003, 2:12am Happy Birthday Jimbo you know you're over 40 if your husband PREFERS it with the lights out! (I think mine can then pretend I'm Sigourney Weaver- yes he really is that odd!!) Plus my only whinge on this board this year, sorry Jimbo! I know I'm over 40 because my back has just packed up on me. Better than a CH though so I'm not whinging loudly! Love to all the April Birthday people,Jimbo, Kissmy Ree et al W the B |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Mastifflvr28 on Apr 23rd, 2003, 8:13am Happy Birthday Jimbo!! Mast |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Mark C on Apr 23rd, 2003, 8:34am THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this list. Happy PF Birthday, Over 40 Mark |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by jimbo on Apr 23rd, 2003, 9:10am Thanks guys, My cuzin stopped over yesterday and brought me a 40oz. for my 40th. Needless to say I drank that and another case of beer. Yes I said case! Us cheeseheads are raised on that shit, but man was I fucked-up! The wife slept on the couch because I was snoring like a friggen mule. As a matter of fact, I think I'm still drunk this morning. 8) Seeya, Gymbo |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Bonniegirl on Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:03am Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "I'm not as think as you drunk I am ....." ::)-Bonniegirl |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by cootie on Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:11am Take me drunk I'm home.......sounds like ya had a nice lill party there jimbo...........me likes beer too but not hangovers Pam |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by CathiP on Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:24am ECCCCCHHHHOOOOOO! Stared at my hand for what seemed like days, trying to understand.....and, know what? I JUST GOT IT!!!!! Funny, Ech.............but slow delivery! ;D ;D ;D ;D yreverlov...........awwww......nevermind......Puddin :-* |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by echo on Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:30am Puddin you're a riot. Guess I should have said "to get one of your mistresses drunk". Take care. BTW - how long is the line getting? ;D |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by CathiP on Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:35am Echo-Welll, to be honest, I can't even SEE the end of that line........'course I can't see a beginning to it, either ::) :P!!!!! You've still got MEEEEEEE! YEL, Puddin |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by echo on Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:05pm on 04/23/03 at 11:35:18, CathiP wrote:
No line? Man that hurts my feel bad. It's like someone licked the red off my candy. woa is me :'( , so low I can play handball on the side of a dime, need to look up to see down, walking through the grass I need to climb over ant shit. on 04/23/03 at 11:35:18, CathiP wrote:
Now we're talking! ;D Thanks Hon. Made my day. Top of the world matie. |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Big_Dan on Apr 23rd, 2003, 1:08pm Happy 40th Birthday, Jimbo.... ... I'm a day late, so now you're not really 40 years old... you're 14,601 days old.... ;D Now go eat a prune... ;) -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Your over 40 if............... Post by Mark C on Apr 23rd, 2003, 4:11pm on 04/23/03 at 13:08:33, Big_Dan wrote:
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