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(Message started by: brain_cramps on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:03pm)

Title: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS...
Post by brain_cramps on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:03pm
PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends take heed.

There is a new drug that is in liquid form.  The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!

It goes by the street name "Beer".

All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex.  Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:15pm
There are other drugs out there that seem to have the same effect.  They are called Food, Big Boobies, and the most famous one which is No Committment.  ;D

suzy

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by cathy on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:19pm

on 03/30/03 at 17:15:55, suzy617 wrote:
There are other drugs out there that seem to have the same effect.   Big Boobies,   ;D
suzy


:(...I don't have that drug... :'( any ideas as to where I can get it.... ???

Cathy...

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by don on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:19pm
who needs beer?

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:28pm
Cathy,
I should know by now to only discuss big boobies when your not online. Ya make me feel bad....  :'(
I will tell you when the drugstore puts the big boobie tablets on sale.  ;)

suzy

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by cathy on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:34pm
;D...LOL Suzy ...don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!

Cathy....happy flat

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by Roxy on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:44pm

on 03/30/03 at 17:03:20, brain_cramps wrote:
All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex.  



I'm gonna try this one tonight....... ;D ;D ;D

I'll let you know if it works!   ;)

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:46pm
Cathy, and the best part is that you dont have to worry when you get old about tripping over them things LOL.
Ok nuff said about the boobies  ;D

suzy

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by kissmyglass on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:23pm
don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!

They Lie! ;D


Kev

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by brain_cramps on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:32pm

on 03/30/03 at 18:23:44, kissmyglass wrote:
don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!

They Lie! ;D

Kev

ROTF!!!

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by jonny on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:38pm
Small boobs rule.

Im a small boob guy.

Thats all I have to say.

.........................................jonny

Need to revise this.

When you get an ass that flows into the thighs its heaven.....who needs boobs when you have that? ;D

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by Roxy on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:50pm

on 03/30/03 at 18:23:44, kissmyglass wrote:
don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!

They Lie! ;D


You guys do know that it goes both ways, don't you?...... ;)

(size doesn't matter my ass)

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by jonny on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:58pm

on 03/30/03 at 18:50:20, Roxy wrote:
You guys do know that it goes both ways, don't you?...... ;)

(size doesn't matter my ass)


I know your not talking to me, Tracey.......LOL

...........................................jonny

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by Ree on Mar 30th, 2003, 8:58pm
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU ARE SO FUNNY.... LOLOLOLOLOL LOVE REE

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2003, 9:01pm
LOL Roxy, Good point!!

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by Roxy on Mar 31st, 2003, 1:45am

on 03/30/03 at 18:58:14, jonny wrote:
I know your not talking to me, Tracey


I don't know jonny.....might have to see some pics.... ;) ;D

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by cathy on Mar 31st, 2003, 12:57pm
hmmmm...all I can say on the guy bit is more than a mouth full would choke me.... :-X I can't believe I just posted that...lol  ;D


Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by jonny on Mar 31st, 2003, 8:25pm

on 03/31/03 at 01:45:20, Roxy wrote:
I don't know jonny.....might have to see some pics.... ;) ;D


You BTDT......LOL ;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by WendyHowe on Mar 31st, 2003, 8:45pm
Special and very un PC message to Jonny (you were WONDERFUL darling) and all the guys out there who don't need beer

Wendy

http://uselessgraphics.com/girlie.gif

Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
Post by cootie on Mar 31st, 2003, 9:02pm
You guy'd all be a blast ta party with....no doubt....do they have generic boob enhancer pills.......had ta ask that question Pam



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