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(Message started by: don on Mar 26th, 2003, 7:32pm)

Title: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 26th, 2003, 7:32pm
LOOKING FOR GIRLS !!!!

45 YO male,  6'  210 lbs

Artistic: I see posibilities with all the coffee stains on all of my t-shirts.

Like to fish and ussually come home smelling like bait.
Smoke 2 packs of camels a day.
Don't drink so clubbing is out.
Dancing is out cause I don't drink so I no longer believe I CAN dance.
Like South Park and the Simpsons
Homer is a national heroe.
I'm straight so I'm not going to Cape Cod (or to Jonnys house) (heh heh)
Need 12 hours of sleep per day.
Love food dripping in grease.
Own my car outright.
A cultural event is a carnival or circus.
My parole is up.
Like pets, I raise sea monkees till they die.
My car climbed Mount Washington.

Please dont overload my email with solicitations ladies.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 26th, 2003, 7:39pm


      HEY DON???????

         Regarding your last line?     Not to worry man.

             
                               LMMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


                  LindaH

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by suzy617 on Mar 26th, 2003, 7:51pm
Hmmmm.... off of parole... Thats always a good thing.  ;)
Glad you found your way back online.


suzy

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Post by Not4Hire on Mar 26th, 2003, 8:38pm
Shut The Fuck Up Don


...good to see ya back, bro........ ;D

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Post by OneEyeBlind on Mar 26th, 2003, 8:46pm
Glad to see you back bro !!!!!!!!!!!  Sorry but I am ugly, old, and unavailable .... otherwise I would load up your in box !!!!!! Come on you available women .... this is a keeper !!!!
LOL

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by sailpappy on Mar 26th, 2003, 9:36pm
;D ;D Don,
    Welcome back Bro, it must be kissmet, or just cowinkiedink? maybe it that adage--"Great Minds Think Alike!" I just started posting again myself Dude, However I did not come back with the obvious level of self confidence that you are displaying?
    What happened Dude, answer one of the "Grow Your Member into another dementional aspect ads?""LOL  Just Kidding, Good to hear from you!
                                                       Pappy
http://www.gifs.net/animate/sungulls.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/sailboat.gif

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Mar 26th, 2003, 9:42pm
WELCOME BACK DON!!!!
Mast

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 26th, 2003, 9:49pm
Well then one eye, there are other criteria that can be met;

1. Are you very very old?
2. Are you very very rich ?
3. Do you have a terminal illness and/or a boat?

See.....I'm flexible

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Peppermint on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:00pm
Good for You Don  :)!! Welcome Back!

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:07pm


 Oh-ma=God!!!!!!   (sing-song California voice)

      As soon as I read this last post, I knew our President is BACK !!!!!!!!  yee-haw!!!!  

          Nothing can keep us down for long, huh Don?

     LindaH

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:15pm
No wife.....no dog.......no job

NO PROBLEM

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Marc on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:23pm
Geez,

Just when I thought I had it all figured out, Don pops up looking for an old broad with lots of money and/or a boat! Does this mean that Bob P still has the OUCH yacht? He had me convinced that he turned it over to Don.

That darn yacht is becoming downright elusive when it used to be so easy to find .....I REALLY don't care who has it, I just want to use for a little while  ;D.

Marc

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by cootie on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:25pm
Gosh.....I never met a " YO " man before....let alone one that's 45 and 6' tall.......I have a hairy chest....does that matter ?   ;D   Just Pam (takein Slammy's advice)

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 26th, 2003, 10:54pm


 hmmm.  

     I got free airline tickets to St. Thomas.  ;D




              LindaH

           

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Mikey on Mar 27th, 2003, 12:39am
WELCOME HOME DON!!
Glad to see ya back Bro!

Mikey,  ;D

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Post by Woobie on Mar 27th, 2003, 1:19am
WELCOME BACK DON!!  GOOD TO SEE YOU!!

Tina   :-*

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Post by Roxy on Mar 27th, 2003, 1:26am
Welcome back Don....my email is on the way.     ;D ;D

Tracey

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 27th, 2003, 9:40am
Dear Linda,

I just recieved my diagnosis. Dead in a month. UNLESS !
I fully emerse myself in the waters of Megan's Bay. Some kind of theraputic cure found only there. Please contact me quick with those tickets.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by echo on Mar 27th, 2003, 9:55am
Welcome back Don.  

Quite the resume -- good luck hunting.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by cathy on Mar 27th, 2003, 11:41am
;D....WELCOME BACK DON

Hope you find the perfect partner..... :-*

Cathy

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Post by Mark C on Mar 27th, 2003, 11:52am
Welcome back Brother!

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Post by Ree on Mar 27th, 2003, 12:42pm
Welcome Back Don...   Whoooooooooooooo can we fix Don up with... someone must have a sister... I dont... Ree

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Post by jonny on Mar 27th, 2003, 1:34pm
Welcome back, Bucket head!! ;D :D

.....................jonny

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by TomM on Mar 27th, 2003, 1:54pm

on 03/26/03 at 22:25:42, cootie wrote:
I have a hairy chest

T.M.I.
 :o

But I likes... :P

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Slammy on Mar 27th, 2003, 3:45pm
Welcome back Bro!  Don't mind what they said about you while you were gone!   ;D
But the inmates were runnin the asylum!   :D

Slammy-who-isn't-going-to-feel-guilty-pammyskins!  ;D





Slammy   8)

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by 2late on Mar 27th, 2003, 4:26pm
welcome back Don......didn't realize you left ;D                                                                                                                                                                                                   .........Jack

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by OneEyeBlind on Mar 27th, 2003, 9:51pm
OK, so I am OLD and SLOW ... took me awhile to answer but ...

1. Are you very very old?   Old enough to know better
2. Are you very very rich ?  I thought you were, why do you think I was smucking up, I though you had a yacht !!!!!!
3. Do you have a terminal illness and/or a boat?  Yup, got both.  Neither is paid for though !!!!!!!!!

LOL, glad to see you are still so flexible Don !!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 27th, 2003, 10:18pm

Quote:
I though you had a yacht !!!!!!


If I ever get one your name will be on the captain's seat any time you want.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Leesa on Mar 28th, 2003, 11:03am
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO *happy dancin round the room*  Welcome back Don.............. ;D
Damn your all that and a bag of chips and I'm taken Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!  ;)
Gald your home where you belong.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 28th, 2003, 11:14am
LMMFAO

What kinda chips?

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by TomM on Mar 28th, 2003, 11:16am

Quote:
No wife.....no dog.......no job
Have beer, will travel, perhaps?

Welcome back, Don.

TomM  8)

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by kim on Mar 28th, 2003, 12:01pm
When Don posts, everyone smiles :D  You keep on truckin!   :)  I can't wait to tell my sister about you ;)

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by Ann on Mar 28th, 2003, 1:12pm
WELCOME HOME DON

I'm not old..only 37 years old
I'm definately not rich...just have lots of debts
Do I have a terminal illness...not that I know of and I want to keep it that way!
Do I own a boat?  why yes I do!!!  

What do I win? LOL

Glad you're back and in good spirits.  We missed you around here!

hugs
Ann

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 28th, 2003, 1:43pm
What size engine?

Yours and the boats.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by jonny on Mar 28th, 2003, 2:54pm
He's back folks  ::)

.........................jonny ;D

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by suzy617 on Mar 28th, 2003, 4:13pm
OK Don, what gives?
Here ya got Ann, she is young and has a boat and now you go and get picky asking what size THEY are...
I say, grap em both and run....... ;D

suzy

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by don on Mar 28th, 2003, 4:45pm
I'm shy.

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by TomM on Mar 28th, 2003, 4:53pm

on 03/28/03 at 16:45:48, don wrote:
I'm shy.


O.M.G.!!!!!!


On that note, I'm going home for the weekend. Have a wonderful and hopegully PF weekend everyone!

And Don, Thanx.

TomM  8)

Title: Re: I'm back online and...............
Post by jonny on Mar 28th, 2003, 5:40pm
Shy my ass .....I know you......LOL

..................................jonny



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