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(Message started by: Mark C on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 3:56pm)

Title: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by Mark C on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 3:56pm

"As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity."

God bless America!!

;D

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by cootie on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 4:02pm

Good grief...I expect there will be an unusual amount of traffic on the roads that day.....site see'rs ? Who thinks this stuff up anyhow......Pam-where-it's-too-cold-fer-that.............. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by suzy617 on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 4:04pm

LMAO Mark!
Ok I will do my patriotic duties and stroll my neighborhood this saturday. ;D

suzy

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by cathy on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 4:22pm

;D....wow am I glad I live in the UK.... :) let me know how it goes...LOL

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by tanner on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 4:26pm

omg, mark......... i needed that!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

how do you come up with this stuff?

thanks tim

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by Roxy on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 4:56pm

.....you mean I'm the only one who's been doing that already? :-[ I thought everyone was..... :-/

Course, I do it at 2am.....and I'm usually holding my head screaming at the same time.......thank god we live in the boonies..... ;D ;)

Tracey

I swear Mark.....I start laughing now before I even read your posts! :-* Thanks for the smile.

Title: Re: Ladies, for the cause....
Post by Marc on Mar 2^nd, 2003, 8:21pm

Hey Mark C,

If some women don’t want to go naked, then maybe there are other ways to show that they are true patriots:

http://webpages.charter.net/mkurth/God%20Bless%20America.jpg

(Don't open if you are offended by partial nudity)

Marc