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(Message started by: Ted on Feb 20^th, 2003, 1:58am)

Title: Quote of the day
Post by Ted on Feb 20^th, 2003, 1:58am

"If I buy duct tape the terrorists win."
-Jon Daily (or whatever his name is) The Daily Show

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by Mark C on Feb 20^th, 2003, 2:09am

http://www.drfeller.com/Mark/01/gifs/33.gif

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by suzy617 on Feb 20^th, 2003, 2:46am

How about that guy in Ct. who covered the entire outside of his house in plastic like a bubble? ::)
Talk about paranoia...

Good morning guys,

suzy

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by BobG on Feb 20^th, 2003, 12:53pm

I get duct tape in the 4-pack size. I've found it is very effective in the fight against terrorism.

Got grandkids?

Ever see a 3 year old struck to the wall?

No more terrorism ;)

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by catlind on Feb 20^th, 2003, 1:22pm

Bob,

I couldn't agree with you more!! Duct tape is an essential parenting tool. It keeps diapers on children, soothers in mouths, and keeps them attached to the leg of the table :)

And trust me, the terror of a 100% boy 100% terrible two, would frustrate even bin laden into surrender, and some of the bombs those little buggers drop are far worse than anything biological or chemical on the market!!!!!!!!!!! (specially when enclosed in a vehicle for long trips)

;)

Cat

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by Kirk on Feb 20^th, 2003, 1:23pm

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark and holds the Universe together

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by TomM on Feb 20^th, 2003, 2:57pm

My chief on board ship referred to it as "200 mile an hour tape" and when I inquired he replied " Because the shit is good to 200 mile an hour." Obviously he loved NASCAR. 8)

Good to have in the trunk of your car, too.

TomM

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by echo on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:15pm

I use duct tape on my testicles to keep them from bouncing around when I jog.

But that's just me!

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by cathy on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:33pm

Echo...you just crack me up!!!! ROFLMAO ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by 9erfan on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:35pm

Echo! That's gotta hurt! :o

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by TomM on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:37pm

Quote:

I use duct tape on my testicles to keep them from bouncing around when I jog.

OUCH! :-X Are you nuts! Nevermind.
Tom

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by CathiP on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:42pm

Echo-
EEEUUUWWWW! TMI< TMI!!!
Have you considered taping your broken ribs with some of that tape? Only part I can't figger out is.....don't the feathers tickle ?????????
;DCathi

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by echo on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:48pm

yes Cathi it does tickle, the downside is the birds seem to get so pissed off about the ordeal.

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by fubar on Feb 20^th, 2003, 3:50pm

"Homeland Security on a Roll"

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/DHS/index.html

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by jonny on Feb 20^th, 2003, 4:22pm

http://tinyurl.com/65lo

From the same site as Fubars link.

...........................jonny ;D

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by suzy617 on Feb 20^th, 2003, 4:58pm

I hear duct tape works better then going for a bikini wax. YOUCH!!
I guess Echo doesnt have to worry about hair removal anymore. :o

suzy

Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by oringkid on Feb 20^th, 2003, 5:03pm

I know you guys were kidding about the duct taping kids thing, but this is true.
A teacher in my elementary school almost got fired for putting duct tape on a childs mouth...it caused a rash. Course this was back in the OLD days LOL when I was a kid, so the parents did not sue.

These days that teacher would not only never teach again but would be sued, blued and tattooed! LOL

Sherry