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(Message started by: jonny on Jan 17th, 2003, 10:41pm)
Title: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 17th, 2003, 10:41pm
Sitting in skivvies and drinking beer (That I had to carry four blocks)

Im alive......LOL ;D

.....................jonny :D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 17th, 2003, 11:26pm
Skivvies, beer, jonny and a laptop......what else could there be.......glad ya made the trip ok.......have a great time dude !!!! Pam  ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by CathiP on Jan 18th, 2003, 12:01am
Oooh, Ooh! The visuals!! Skivvies? Really Jonny- well, guess that's better than speedos!  :o
Did anyone warn the wimmenfolk?  ;D
Oh, and one more thing- theres' this great new industry- let's see, just  a few around the US- small names, like HERTZ, AVIS.......you can rent a car now, Jonny....what a country!!! :P
.........walking the streets with 4 cases of beer- lucky they didn't arrest you!!!
Have a great time- use your sunscreen- and don't forget-you have a flight back as well!!
Have fun!
Cathi
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cathy on Jan 18th, 2003, 3:55am


Skivvies and Beer....hhmmm ::)

Hey jonny you should have got your mule to carry the beer... ;D ;D

....have a great time..

Cathy
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:04am


THE HELLLLL WITH THE BEER.

            I'm just smiling here.   DJ is fine.  Jonny is in Phoenix.   Mastiff is on top of things, Elaine is feeling better, I have a glass of wine in my hand.............

     Alls right with the world.          Linda Howell
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by BobG on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:34am
mornin' Linda

All is fine with the world here too :)

I'm surfin the net, eatin donuts, drinkin coffee and getting paid for it.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:39am


Hey Bob.......Fuck you


Linda


P.S.   sorry Dj     I meant Fuck-en-eh
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by BobG on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:53am
I didn't mean to make this job sound like a bed of roses.

Yesterday we had a strong wind pass through and it knocked the satellite dish out of kilter. Can't watch TV til Monday.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 18th, 2003, 6:15am
ya can't watch "judge Judy"  ??

 Nope. no bed of roses.   I really feel for ya.


Linda
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by BobG on Jan 18th, 2003, 6:38am
This time of night I can't watch the freaks on Jerry Springer.

I miss the spam-sucking-trailer-trash.  :'(
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 8:24am
Do it up, Dude.....But be careful the bail is high in AZ.

David J.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Donna on Jan 18th, 2003, 8:33am
Glad the Mule had a soft landing.  They're really sensitive, you know.

Have fun......
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by catlind on Jan 18th, 2003, 8:46am
DJ is fine, Jonny landed safely and has beer, Mast is always on top of things ;) Elaine is feeling better? WOO WOO and I'm on a mini vacation from my family house!

Life doesn't get better than this!

Got me some home made banana bread and cornish pasties that mom left me!  Mmmmmm good.
Not to mention I finally got to open my xmas presents! yippee!!!  I got a George Foreman Grill and more accessories for my cake decorating :)

Life is definitly good!

Missing my little one though :(

Cat
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Silver_Dolphins on Jan 18th, 2003, 8:51am
I hope you have a PF vacation friend. Four blocks to the beer store????


Barry
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:09am
Im renting a god damn car today, I didnt come 2700 miles to sit in a room and drink beer,HELL!!!!, I can do that at home.

Bob, you poor bastard....I hate when the winds blow that hard....LOL

Cat, I could use some of that bannana bread for breakfast, oh well, Ill go with the beer.....LMMFAO ;

All your posts are too funny ;D

linda (sniff)

.........................................jonny

BTW:  For the ladies.....im now naked ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:29am
Uhhh.... Dude....it's just you and me here, PUT ON SOME FUCKING UNDERWEAR!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

David J.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by 2late on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:40am
"mule" i'm challenging you to a pissin' contest at the convention ;D  it's 10 degrees in the 'burgh today so fuck off ;D   have a blast 'bro!!                                                                                                                                                                                                .........2late
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:44am
Catlind wrote:


Quote:
Got me some home made banana bread and cornish pasties that mom left me!


“Cornish pasties” invokes images of strippers strutting around with small chickens duct-taped to their boobs.

Thank you dear girl, for at least replacing the image of Jonny sans skivvies. DOHH! It’s back.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:46am
Nah, Dude

I got a towel on the chair so the yam dont pick up no fungalachi.....LOL

Had a fuck of a time finding accsess numbers for AOL here so I called Zipperhead last night and he got me going, PRAISE ZIPPERHEAD!!!!!!!....LMMFYBO ;D

This rooms cool, I got a full fridge (full:), micro, stove, kitchen sink and a damn island which I am typing from.

......................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 9:57am
Full fridge…Luxury…How many times have we tried to cram two 12-packs into those lunch box size fridges?

Just a thought, but sometimes it’s cheaper to just buy a pre-pay phone card, so you can skip the hotel’s charges, by dialing to your AOL connection number, toll free.

David J.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 10:08am
Money.......LOL

I tipped a stew $100 for getting me a beer and threw a 100 to the other two stews each when I saw them outside the airport.

My goal was to get to this board,not save money

Its a great thought though, I got a phone card with a couple hundred mins......Ill work that, Bro

............................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 10:48am
Other than working the Casinos, the hundred dollar hand-shake is a pretty rare and beautiful bird. I thought most of you had died off. If Karma does exist, I think it should come back to you a hundred-fold. Or, maybe you get laid. Karma works in mystical ways.

David J.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 11:20am
I am so sorry if my nakedness in type hurts anyone.

Im god damn naked and if you dont like the thought  of that , im sorry for you

IM FUCKING NAKED....NO CLOTHES!!!!!!

Please E-mail me if this offends you.

On the other hand E-mail me if you like this.

Hmmm!!!!!

......................................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Jan 18th, 2003, 11:37am
At least you don't have cornish pasties duct-taped to your boobs! Although the day has just begun.  ;D ;D ;D

Jonny, do yourself a favor, look up a bailbondsman, carry the phone number on you, saves using your 1 phone call, to call information.  ;D ;D

I don't know, Pheonix is pretty sophisticated, but running buck naked, 4 blocks for beer??? Get the phone number. :D

David J.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Leesa on Jan 18th, 2003, 12:05pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *happy dance round the room* Jonny is NAKED!!!!!! HOT DAMN!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bro, have a GREAT time and PF time to ya!!! Have a beer for me please!!! Hey send me the warm air will ya its only 10 here today and Im freezin my fucking ass off here!!!! LOL
Love ya bro!!  :-*
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Slydog on Jan 18th, 2003, 12:15pm
Jonny  So your naked, got beer, on the puter,on vacation ,got a hotel room. sounds like your only missing one thing for pure bliss.....womenfolk.  Hope you find pure bliss ;D     Sly
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 1:07pm
Theres only one

MILLER!!!!!

Thats the brew....LOL

....................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Kirk on Jan 18th, 2003, 2:30pm
See if that dump of a town has any Rogue Ale. Some of thier Brutal Bitter or Dead Guy Ale will put lead in your pencil and cure you from drinling piss water beer like Miller.

Enjoy down there dude.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 18th, 2003, 2:36pm
How bout a lill Ozzo with that weasel piss beer....actually....it's always Miller time round here.....I haven't tried piss yet ta compare the taste...so rite now Miller still rules.........Pam  ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Mark C on Jan 18th, 2003, 2:43pm
Have a great time Bro....it got down to 6 degrees here last night. Oh, by the way, when you are done in AZ, this April us Hillbillies have a huge event just for you. 250,000 people are not uncommon......come on down!
http://www.muleday.com/


http://tinyurl.com/4log
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 3:32pm
Son of a bitch!!!!!

Im there, Mark.....LMMFAO!!!!!!

LETS ROCK!!!!

..................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by suzy617 on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:07pm
Hey Jonny,

Glad you made it there safely.  Now...did you bring your digital camera?  Hope so....c'mon and show us how you look sitting there naked with ya beer!

Enjoy your stay!

suzy
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cathy on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:58pm

on 01/18/03 at 09:09:00, jonny wrote:
BTW:  For the ladies.....im now naked ;D


???  have you got a pic...??? cos you might not be telling the truth..lol  ;D

Cathy ;D ::)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Peppermint on Jan 18th, 2003, 5:59pm

on 01/18/03 at 17:07:44, suzy617 wrote:
Hey Jonny,
Glad you made it there safely.  Now...did you bring your digital camera?  Hope so....c'mon and show us how you look sitting there naked with ya beer!
Enjoy your stay!
suzy

LMAO....is this ...SHY Suzy??? ? :)

Jonny... uh...  ;D ...Have a blast!!!!
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 18th, 2003, 6:03pm
http://tinyurl.com/4lu6

.....................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cathy on Jan 18th, 2003, 6:11pm

on 01/18/03 at 18:03:58, jonny wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/4lu6

.....................jonny


Either that was intentional....or your link doesn't work....or your not the mule you claim to be..either way it made me laugh....lol ;D ;D

In England we'd probably give you the benefit of the doubt...lol

Cathy... ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Brassbear on Jan 18th, 2003, 7:21pm
Jonny,

Yer rockin' man! I'm jealous as all hell.

6 degrees here and still snowing. Crap!

Enjoy it man!

Michael
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Charlie on Jan 19th, 2003, 12:21am
Thanks fir the pic of your "tiny url." Gee, Jonny, I didn't know....   :D

Takes courage to post those "Before" images.....   :D

Looks you yer having a good time.

It was zero here last night. You are hated.  :D

Frigid Charlie
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by suzy617 on Jan 19th, 2003, 8:29am
Jonny,

I only saw the top part of your body, is the rest naked?  ;D  C'mon and give up the rest of the pic.

Pep,

Sometimes there are exceptions to my shyness.  ;)
LOL

suzy
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Peppermint on Jan 19th, 2003, 8:39am
Hey Suzy..... !
Its okay.  I've been called "SHY" before.....  :D

Is that before or after the role play Suzy?... ;D ;D :D ;D

Minty FRESH ;)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by catlind on Jan 19th, 2003, 8:44am
Jonny,

Sounds to me like you are having WAAAAAAAAY too much fun!!!!!!!! LOL  
Typing Nekkid huh?  EVERYONE DO IT!!!! LOL  I know so many people that like to type naked that I think I may be mixing with the wrong crowds LOL

I'll put mom's banana bread recipe in the cookbook and I'll bake one just for you at the convention :)

As to the pasties, that is pronounced with a short as apposed the paisty's that are used on womens nipples!!!!  Geez, you guys don't know nuffin! LOL

It's an english meal, ask any of the UK'ers and they should be able to tell you.  Of we've modified that traditional meal size one to small finger food size ones :)

mmmmmmm yummy!  Sorry, can't give the recipe, it changes every year LOL

Now if you want I can throw in the recipe for beef tongue, maybe jonny needs to find a tongue that big for the mule  :o LOL

Cat
p.s. I'm back at my home now, no more vaca for me
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by suzy617 on Jan 19th, 2003, 8:48am

on 01/19/03 at 08:39:20, Peppermint wrote:
Is that before or after the role play Suzy?... ;D ;D :D ;D


Sometimes its "during" when I wear my librarian's outfit.
;D

suzy
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Peppermint on Jan 19th, 2003, 9:02am
Yeah Suze... thought as much....

didn't want to give away your MO though.....LOL~... :D

Ok... I'll behave now.





(don't hold yer breath  ;))
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 19th, 2003, 10:14am

on 01/19/03 at 08:29:43, suzy617 wrote:
Jonny,

I only saw the top part of your body, is the rest naked?  ;D  C'mon and give up the rest of the pic.
suzy


You couldnt handle the rest of the pic......LOL

..............jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Ann on Jan 19th, 2003, 10:29am
Jonny naked, guzzling beer in an Arizona motel room with a full fridge.  Sounds like the beginning of a Porky's movie! LMAO!!

Have fun hon, but be sure to put on some clothes when you go for your next beer run!

hugs
Ann
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2003, 2:29pm
Boy wish I was that handsum.....I'm tryin ta visualize a banana bread G-string.......would it be a loaf or half loaf needed ? Pam  ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by Mark C on Jan 19th, 2003, 2:43pm
Check out that million dollar $mile...... ;D
Beautiful
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2003, 2:59pm
PS: hey I was wonderin....exactly what did you have ta carry 4 blocks....the skivvies or the beer ? Pam  ;)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 19th, 2003, 3:05pm
The beer.

Carry no mo, I got wheels now......LOL

..................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2003, 3:11pm
Kewl.....now go pick up sum more beer, skivvies, and sum banana bread and suprise us all.....Pam  ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 19th, 2003, 3:38pm
I got the beer, the skivvies and the banana.

Wanna party?.......LOL

.................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2003, 4:19pm
Ahhhhhhhhhh a dim lit hotel room.....skivvies, beer and banana bread.....I'll give ya 5 mintues ta stop that......yahooooo.........Pam  ;)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 19th, 2003, 4:22pm
Who said anything about bread?

.....................jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2003, 4:32pm
Opps my mistake....yeah I was thinkin bread'd dry out too fast anyhow......a banana would last longer......ok....saddelin up my mule and am on my way......Pam  ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by suzy617 on Jan 20th, 2003, 2:19pm
Hey Jonny,

-So tell us, how is your vacation going?
-How many cases have you drank yet?
-Did you buy your mom her earrings yet?
-When are ya coming home?

Fill us in  (I know, I sound like a mother now..)

suzy
PS  Oh yea, dont forget to wear your rubbers   ;D
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 20th, 2003, 6:42pm
I plead the 5th

...............jonny
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by KarenT on Jan 20th, 2003, 9:29pm
Hope your having a great time in AZ!!

But back to this Mule Day deal.... if you and Mark C are really serioius about it, I live 25 minutes from Columbia. Nothing like watching a bunch af asses trot down the street, not to mention the mules.  ;D But seriously, ya'll can stay with us-to hell with a hotel bill. LOL


KarenT
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by burrow on Jan 20th, 2003, 9:44pm
hello everyone  
i have all my clothes on here in beantown. It is so cold here. jonny bring me back a jar with warm weather in it, or just an empty miller bottle.
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 20th, 2003, 9:46pm
Hope yer not mistreatin that banana......Pam  ::)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 21st, 2003, 9:30pm
Me? mistreat me banana?

I think not!!!!

........................jonny  
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 21st, 2003, 10:44pm
Hope you and yer banana have a safe trip home....prolly drank all the beer and got new skivvies ech ? Pam  ;)
Title: Re: The Mule has landed!!!!
Post by jonny on Jan 21st, 2003, 10:51pm
Thanks, pam

..............jonny


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