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Title: Strange gifts Post by jimbo on Dec 18th, 2002, 8:47am What is the strangest or funniest gift that you ever recieved for the holidays? This could be good. I'll start.... Last year I got a shirt and a piece of ass, but they were both to big ;D HH Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by CathiP on Dec 18th, 2002, 3:27pm Jimbo- I'm still working on this one...sorting thru the years- laughing a lot, too.....there's got to be ONE I can remember- as well as divulge publicly......I think.... ??? Cathi |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Mr.Happy on Dec 18th, 2002, 3:46pm With out a doubt, my vote goes for the dreaded HUMMEL. Have you ever tried to get a Hummel? It's bad enough they're ceramic, but the damned things are so _Small_...................... Jingle balls, RJ |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by laraleigh on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:05pm One year I got the UGLIEST t-shirt with shoulder pads and a horrible sweater knit vest from my ex-boyfriend. I tried to smile until he told me that when he saw the shirt/sweater set - that it "looked like something you would wear"...since when do people wear tshirts with shoulder pads...??? As for pieces of ass to be had at Christmas - the only problem I have ever encountered is LACK of size... ;) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Slammy on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:12pm on 12/18/02 at 17:05:54, laraleigh wrote:
I thought size didn't matter..... ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by echo on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:15pm on 12/18/02 at 17:12:00, Slammy wrote:
Good God -- there goes the neighborhood ;D |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cathy on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:42pm ;D I don't think size matters.......it's the thought that counts..!!!! ;D ;D ;D Cathy ;) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by laraleigh on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:44pm I guess size doesnt matter - its how it is used...now if that is lacking - then there is a real problem ;) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cathy on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:49pm on 12/18/02 at 17:44:33, laraleigh wrote:
If thats lacking....then there is no problem....cos it aint gonna get used!!!!! LOL ;) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Slammy on Dec 18th, 2002, 5:51pm on 12/18/02 at 17:49:48, cathy wrote:
what do you do then? Do you laugh? and if you laugh, do you point when you laugh? ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cathy on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:00pm on 12/18/02 at 17:51:15, Slammy wrote:
Don't call me thick.....but what is PINT ????? ??? Cathy |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Slammy on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:13pm LOL! I don't know.. a unit measure of liquid? ;D btw..it was a typo.. I fixed it.... :) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cathy on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:20pm Going back to the original topic...I once got given a Dinghy...???? ROFLMAO ...... Cathy ;D |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by suzy617 on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:26pm Whatever I receive on Christmas, the size ALWAYS matters to me!!!! ;D ;D suzy |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by brain_cramps on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:30pm asked for a big wrench set. got a set of BIG wrenches!!! (like I got an earth-mover in the backyard) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Charlie on Dec 18th, 2002, 6:40pm Not easy, but a cool thread. Mine were pretty good except for last year's floor lamp from hell that wouldn't show up in a Mike Meyers movie. It's here in the corner ruining a light bulb. Shame on you all. Defiling that beautiful holiday. http://www.frinkian.com/images/smiles/dammit.gif Chaz |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by domm on Dec 18th, 2002, 7:07pm I've heard it said - its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle the worm.... Back to the original subject - mine was a black velour shirt with a gold V neck thingy. From my mother-in-law, God bless her soul. Even the guy from Salvation Army laughed when he picked it up a few months later....... |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by Slammy on Dec 18th, 2002, 7:11pm That reminded me of the golf shirt I got from my Grandma-in-law... it was nice, except over the pocket was embroidered (sp) " Merry Christmas, Jim" ;D as far as "peice of ass" , There was flight attendant that I "picked up" on a flight and she took me home with her. I remember waking up in her waterbed with a huge dog laying on the bed. What woke me was my legs were itching like crazy. I went into the bathroom and turned on the light and freaked! There were 8 gazillion fleas all over my legs! I quickly showered and bailed! Never saw her again... too bad.. she was pretty hot! LMAO!!! :D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by jonny on Dec 18th, 2002, 7:16pm That would have been enough to COIN in on the inheritence for me.......LOL ;) .........................jonny :D |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by CathiP on Dec 18th, 2002, 7:20pm Okay, I think I've got it! There was the year my son thought he was going to be a famous sculptor (an 8 yr old?)- he gave me- proudly of course- an unfired white clay(the school type)object he had created- in the shape of an, ummm well, ok- an obelisk- with a rounded top- on a twin-peaked hilltop......I closed my eyes as he handed it to me, and when he said OPEN- I was so stunned, I dropped it- smashed to smithereens, all over the floor- he looked sadly and said " I made that HOUSE for you, Mom"...... HOUSE? I thought he'd been reading his Dad's penthouse mags- the ads in the back!!!! I get bubble bath nowadays for Christmas....... |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by laraleigh on Dec 18th, 2002, 8:55pm Cathi that is hilarious...oh poor little thing was so proud to give you the boobs, I mean house....Actually, thats a pretty cute story. Slammy's got cooties...Slammy's got cooties! |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by jimbo on Dec 18th, 2002, 9:34pm I hunt alot, so 2 years ago my wife gave me a nice camoflage shirt. I put it back under the tree, I still can't find the Goddamn thing! ;D Seeya, HH Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cootie on Dec 18th, 2002, 9:35pm cooties..... ?? Hey I resemble that remark...cootie/Pam |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by jimbo on Dec 18th, 2002, 9:42pm Hey Slammy, are you sure that those were flea's? Maybe her cherry was rotted and they were fruit-flies! ;D Man am I warped! :o HeHe Seeya, HH Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Strange gifts Post by cootie on Dec 18th, 2002, 9:45pm jimbo gets a lumpa coal fer Christmas fer that remark....ha-ha.....Pam da cootie....... |
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