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(Message started by: Svenn on Dec 15^th, 2002, 1:40am)

Title: Need help
Post by Svenn on Dec 15^th, 2002, 1:40am

There should be a WARNINGSIGN in every shop&Store that says
BE WARE OF DANGEROUS WOMEN ON SHOPPING.
tHIS SHOULD HANG ON THE DOORS ABOUT 2-3 WEEKS
This should be hanging on every doors on the shops at lest 3 weeks befor christmas
They are CRAZY no more no less

Svenn ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Need help
Post by tanner on Dec 15^th, 2002, 1:48am

svenn
this is why a bunch of men got together and invented shopping on the web !!! much safer :)
the only thing you risk is your credit card number ;D

be careful out there!!! ;) tim

Title: Re: Need help
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 15^th, 2002, 2:03am

Svenny...HELLO...DUH!!
Do you REALLY think there needs to be warning signs?
Did you really not KNOW this??
xmas shop at your own risk...that should be the sign, lol.
:)
Mast

Title: Re: Need help
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 15^th, 2002, 9:09am

LOL Svenn, what did one of those women run you over trying to get to a SALE rack ????

Title: Re: Need help
Post by Svenn on Dec 15^th, 2002, 9:21am

Women&Salesrack=Danger for life if you ask me ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 9:50am

Warning....Yer not safe in the parkin lots either........

Title: Re: Need help
Post by StanTheMan on Dec 15^th, 2002, 10:59am

Perhaps we can come up with a Christmas shopping "Survival Kit - For Men" !!

;D ;D ;D ;D

StanTheMan

Title: Re: Need help
Post by ShariRae on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:25am

lol.. yeahhh.. it's called give us women your checkbooks & credit cards...we'll take care of everything! (smirk)
Shari

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:31am

Checkbooks empty and the credit card is maxed out.

(Really big smirk)......LOL

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by ShariRae on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:47am

dang jonny...ok gimme a rubber check I'll run like hell!

Title: Re: Need help
Post by CathiP on Dec 15^th, 2002, 12:13pm

OKAY<Svenn- Just for you.....

***ATTENTION LADIES....EVERYONE OUT OF THE MALL**

Okay, Svenn, got em all out of the stores for you- it's all yours! Now, while you're there, would you get something for Grandma...oh, and Aunt Bea would like something that smells good....and Ididn't know what to get for your brother, so you can find something for him, and,and.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Personally, I'd much prefer to have a foot chewed off by rodents than to spend a day- even a minute at the mall!
Malls bring out the fighter's spirit.
Besides, Svenn, all you REALLY need to do is go to a nice, freestanding jewelry shop...no need to even have it wrapped- just get something that sparkles!!!
Really glad to be home, where it's safe....stasy out of the malls!!!

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cathy on Dec 15^th, 2002, 12:47pm

CathiP gets all her friends and family jewellery even the 5 year old nephew..........LOL ;D ;D
Svenn why not shop for crimbo in September or give your money to johnny hes clean out...and it is christmas after all...LOL ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 2:24pm

does Monopoly money count.....I could lend sum out......Pam

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 2:52pm

Monopoly money counts in jonnys world.

can I have some?

..................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 3:10pm

Gotta pass go 'fore ya can collect....and free get outa jail card...........Pam

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 3:16pm

What if I passed go and im still in jail?

Do I get the special visits?

....................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 3:27pm

Ya getta a free rolla the dice............Pam

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 4:12pm

Id rather have the touchy feely visits.

.....................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 4:16pm

Been in jail a few times have ya ? Man were 'di-gressin here bad'....time ta make the doughnuts........Pam

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 4:22pm

Nah, never been a ward of the state.

But I know things I wll never give up even tho i got shit.

..............................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 15^th, 2002, 4:55pm

Hey Jonny,

Didja see in CathiP’s post: “Aunt Bea wants something that smells good”? I hear that she not only does nude photos, like you have hanging up, she also runs one of them weird used underwear sites. If you want to really turn her on send her some of yours. While you’re at it, ask for one of them special pics for your buddy David J.

David J.

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 5:51pm

eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...............Pam

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 5:56pm

I second that, Pam.....Euuuuuwwwww

......................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 15^th, 2002, 6:14pm

Yea, you’re right. You know, I’m sitting here fighting off my afternoon Kip-6, and I can’t tell what’s funny or gross. Feel free to tell me to delete.

David J.

Title: Re: Need help
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 6:29pm

hell no, David....just say Euuuuuuwwww!!

Never delete, stand on what you say is my motto.

.......................jonny

Title: Re: Need help
Post by Jarvis on Dec 15^th, 2002, 8:25pm

Sven that is the reason I've been looking for as to why I shop on xmas eve cause aint no one but us lost men in the stores with all the room we want. Also all the prices are marked back down to where they should be. Some sacrifices though, like aunt bea gets cologne instead of perfume. Little judy gets a ken doll instead of Barbi. little jonny has to settle for tea pots instead of toy cars. ...... Its all in the giving right. :)

Title: Re: Need help
Post by Charlie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 8:31pm

This is why men wait until the afternoon of the 24th to shop. Only men do this. Women are home opening cans of store-bought cookie dough for their homemade Christmas coookies. We just hang around and try to pick out the right color vacuum cleaner.

It used to be easier when I was a kid. We could take care of Dad with a fifth of cheap whiskey and one of those Christmas cartons of Camels.

The good old days.....

Charlie

Title: Re: Need help
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 15^th, 2002, 10:05pm

Charlie, you got your dad hooked on ciggie buts, called it a Christmas present and now want us all to quit ???? I'm appalled !!!!! LOL

Title: Re: Need help
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 15^th, 2002, 10:10pm

REAL MEN shop at the 7-11, 2am on Dec. 25.

David J.

Title: Re: Need help
Post by CathiP on Dec 15^th, 2002, 10:41pm

sOMM.....EEEEEUUUUUWWWW! Visuals going haywire, olfactories in meltdown.....EEEUUUUWWW!
Jonny- Conjugal visit cards are NOT included in the basic Monopoly game. :o
And, just to set the record straight....real GOOD men are even brave enough to venture into a mall- and they have LISTENED to their ladies ;)
Dave, I'll just get your Christmas wine at 7-11 this year, 'kay? ;D
God, we love you men- just don't know why........... :-*

Title: Re: Need help
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:30pm

Here's the reason I shop on X-mas eve... "We forgot the cranberry sauce, and we need some more stuffing, and do you mind picking up some rolls, and how about a pumkin pie, and don't forget to get gifts for the relatives we forgot, and pick up a pizza for tonight, I don't feel like cooking dinner."

PFDAN............................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Need help
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:38pm

I always fergit sumthin at the last minute then gotta go back inta combat with the stores and long lines n idiot people in a mad rush....I am a mixed up hormone suffer'r too......so......I am "arm'd and dangerous".......Pam :o