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(Message started by: cootie on Dec 14th, 2002, 12:37pm)

Title: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 14th, 2002, 12:37pm
Seen a paid program add taday on tv fer this ironized silver bracelet , claims ta STOP pain....really ticked me off......people are so gullible and buy this stuff and these crooks walk away rich ! Says extrays show increased blood flow areas....head, back wrists ankles ect 'n this bracelet has instant relief by decreaseing the blood flow areas around the pain areas so yer PF.....when monkeys fly outa my butt ....people claim'n ta be crippled from seriious car wrecks ect 'n couldn't walk...but guess what....soon as they put on the bracelet....ta-day....jus like new!!! What a farse !! Only $ 49.00 first payment (requires several no doubt).....I'm sure alot of the theory is phycological with folks but to claim ta stop ha's and serious back pain instantly...that's a down rite LIE !!! Maybe it's my bah-humbug panic holiday spirit rite now but I wanted ta shoot ta kill.....jus jokein....jus jokein. Thanks, Pam

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by jonny on Dec 14th, 2002, 2:03pm
In my opinion anyone that buys one deserves to lose their money for being so stupid.

.....................jonny :D

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by StanTheMan on Dec 14th, 2002, 2:20pm
"There's a sucker born every minute" - P.T. Barnum

Ohhh so, true!

StanTheMan

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by tanner on Dec 14th, 2002, 3:58pm
you know i have some pretty good friends that sell some of this kind of crap and i know that they really believe in what they are saying. i mean these are educated, good hearted folks and they just swear by this magnetic therapy stuff. i figure it's the same principle thats makes placebos work on so many people in clinical trials if you believe in a psychological cure it will work for psychological pain. it's also the reason that early in the diagnosis period so many of the doctors focus on other things then the root of the problem, ie; drug addiction, home life, psyc status. i would normally agree with jonny cuz i used to think you get what you deserve but clusters have kind of screwed up that theory for me!
                                tanner

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 15th, 2002, 9:27am
I agree with jonny.....people who buy that stuff also believe in Santa Clause......Easter bunnies really lay eggs.....and leprechauns make cookies in trees.......don't seem rite they can sell this crap on tv and run a half hour advertisement. I prefer the pills that make ya shed 20 years, loose weight 'n gain muscle mass without doin a thing.....lier lier pants on fire........

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by tanner on Dec 15th, 2002, 12:37pm

on 12/15/02 at 09:27:06, cootie wrote:
I agree with jonny.....people who buy that stuff also believe in Santa Clause......Easter bunnies really lay eggs.....and leprechauns make cookies in trees.......don't seem rite they can sell this crap on tv and run a half hour advertisement. I prefer the pills that make ya shed 20 years, loose weight 'n gain muscle mass without doin a thing.....lier lier pants on fire........



darn cootie, ya mean these anna nicole brain growth hormone pills i just got aren't gonna work either?
man who can ya trust?

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 15th, 2002, 2:07pm
tanner....try viagra.....maybe ya can kill two birds with one stone ??? The smarter-picker-upper......Pam

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by jonny on Dec 15th, 2002, 2:55pm
Shouldnt that be "Pecker-upper"?

..................jonny

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 15th, 2002, 3:08pm
Yeah....I ment a "better-pecker-upper"......I think the Ronko steak knife set with free jucier as a bonus gift would work better ona HA then the ironized bracelet ripoff...or pecker-picker-upper....and it's cheaper....only $ 19.99........Pam

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by jonny on Dec 15th, 2002, 3:13pm

on 12/15/02 at 15:08:14, cootie wrote:
free jucier


Whats her name?;D

............................jonny:D

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 15th, 2002, 3:25pm
Lucy.........of course.........Pam

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by jonny on Dec 15th, 2002, 4:04pm
Wasnt Lucy a big part of the Charlie Brown sex pic?.....I thought I saw her in that.

.........................jonny

Sorry im such a potty mouth.....LOL

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 15th, 2002, 4:14pm
Lucy in the sky silly..............Pam........potty on......(ps: duh....I spelled 'in' wrong on here....did have 'is'........tooo many Xmas potty's)

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 15th, 2002, 5:00pm
Your killing me Pam. ;D ;D ;D :o :o :-*

David J.

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by Charlie on Dec 15th, 2002, 9:50pm
The Q-Ray. http://www.headachesupportgroups.com/echat43/bs.gif

The clowns they interview are amazing. This thing cures everything but stupidity.  

Too bad Ueli doesn't get this stuff.  
 
Charlie

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 15th, 2002, 11:07pm
It doesn't work?  Damn... Be right back...

PFDAN....................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by don on Dec 16th, 2002, 1:57pm
Only dumb people would by that bracelet.

ESPECIALLY WHEN you can do what I did and buy an entire ionized body tube. Closed myself in last Thursday.

Does anybody know where the release latch is located?

Title: Re: TV Bracelet cure claim
Post by cootie on Dec 16th, 2002, 2:14pm
Didn't they tell ya...relase latch is on the top....gotta wait till someone comes along ta let cha out....I think it's more like a test tube yer in rite...some sorta expirment...ha-ha.Yeah the braclet deal is fer all dem gullible people out there...gawd knows there's market for em. Got friends that fell for the piramid scam deal in town not long ago 'big time'.....they SWORE it was gonna make em rich. Place had meetings ta get members ta bring in new people......we of course...declined.....cuz were not STU-PID. Now the place is an adult book store and novelty shop.....dem same people probly frequent the place.....Pam



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