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Title: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by Not4Hire on Dec 13th, 2002, 10:35pm Merry Christmas ;D Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. ____________________________________________________________ By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about? 8) |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 14th, 2002, 12:41am And a happy hokey pokey to you too Not4. Thanks for the laugh, Mast |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by CathiP on Dec 14th, 2002, 1:16am That was the most genuine non-gender, non-religious, environmentally sensitive, non-confrontational, generally considerate December greeting I've ever read- bar none! .....was there a subliminal message? Cheeers to the Season to you & yours as well, Not- uh, what I meant is not NOT- but Not...umm, as in Not for...well, you get it...I want to be sensitive here! Hope Santa, or Kris or your wife(being honest) brings you your heart's desire! Cathi |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 14th, 2002, 7:28am Yea and a happy not 4 right back at ya !!! |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by Jarvis on Dec 14th, 2002, 8:29am Hey Not4Hire I have big issues with the Hokey Pokey, why would you even guestion this ;) :). Merry christmas to you . I think that I might lift your greeting and use it myself. I like it. Finally I got the holiday spirit. |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by cootie on Dec 14th, 2002, 10:10am Happy last few crazed maniac'll fender bender crowded phyco shoppin days till Xmas.....ya do the hokey pokey and ya shake it all about.....happy holidays !!! Pam |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by SFChris on Dec 14th, 2002, 5:25pm Season's Greetings Steve. Thanks for the laugh. ;D Chris |
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Title: Re: Notfers Season Greetin..... Post by Mark C on Dec 14th, 2002, 8:05pm |
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