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(Message started by: echo on Dec 13th, 2002, 11:44am)

Title: For those who participate -- 8 Shopping days
Post by echo on Dec 13th, 2002, 11:44am
left until Christmas.

Men  will normally wait until the last possible moment.  Why?  Because shopping Christmas Eve day gives us the customer service we need to acquire that unknown gift.  Women shoppers are out of the way leaving the sales representatives to provide us with the personal shopper assistance we need to decide what the heck to buy.  Waiting till the last minute also provides a smaller selection to choose from, thus making it easier to decide.

I'm torn with the decision of wheather to buy the little bride a 102 or 79 piece socket set.  The belt sander looks nice also.  Could use a new garbage disposal. A new set of wooden spoons will work as a stocking stuffer along with a mag lite flashlite.

Other ideas welcome.


Just kidding! I buy shinny stuff mounted on gold.

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by StanTheMan on Dec 13th, 2002, 12:48pm
LOL  Echo!

Get the socket set!  Get the socket set!!

But watch it . . . that ratchet handle can make a brutal weapon -- if she gets her mitts on it!

;D ;D ;D

Happy holiday shopping.

stan

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by Mr.Happy on Dec 13th, 2002, 1:28pm
Considering your previous posts on the recent maniacal, homicidal behavior of the "Widder Echo", perhaps you might want to consider the
Pocket Hive

Not only is it a gift that _Keeps on Giving_,  it may also take some of the Sting out of her criticisms.

Ho Ho Ho,
RJ

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 13th, 2002, 2:19pm
I hate ta tell ya Echo, on my Christmas list this year are:

1.  12 inch Compound miter saw
2.  Ladder
3.  Scroll blades for the old jigsaw for in my stocking along wtih a few specific drill bits I could use.  


Last year ...
Got the socket set
Got the power sander
And you don't want to know what was in my stocking !!!

LOL .. and you say women are hard to shop for ?????  Kiss my butt .. you probably want something like a trip to a spa that grows hair or something !!!!  Love ya buddy !!!!

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by echo on Dec 13th, 2002, 2:30pm
Actually One Eye -- I'd settle for a hummer ;D :o

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by Slammy on Dec 13th, 2002, 2:52pm

on 12/13/02 at 14:30:12, echo wrote:
Actually One Eye -- I'd settle for a hummer ;D :o


the SUV or the act?  Oh wait!  does it matter?
The odds of you getting either of them are the same....SLIM!   ;D





Slammy   8)

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by Mr.Happy on Dec 13th, 2002, 3:02pm
Been asking for a hummer yearly.........and all I keep getting are those damned ceramic collectible Figurines. Could it be my handwriting??

http://www.mrsjones.org/temp/hummer.gif

Hum_bly yours,
RJ

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by echo on Dec 13th, 2002, 3:06pm
Damn funny Mr. Happy. ;D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 13th, 2002, 5:16pm
LOL at all you guys ... if you knew what to buy your girl you would get a hummer.  And boy would it be a hum dinger !!!! Get your butts out there and get her something good !!!!  Ya hear me, I hear me !!!  (lol cause now Jonny is gonna hear me !!!).  


Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by Peppermint on Dec 13th, 2002, 5:55pm
Hmmmm.... Echo - shiny things... pretty clothes... you just may earn what you're asking for this time!!

Good luck & MERRY XMAS ... LOL..  :D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by suzy617 on Dec 13th, 2002, 6:11pm
How about a weekend away "kid free"? Most moms would love that once in a lifetime.  :D


Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by domm on Dec 13th, 2002, 7:31pm
After 30 years of marriage, 30 years of giving inappropriate gifts, 30 years of wrong size, or size, or color, or whatever, she buys what I am giving her. The perfect solution. ;D
No shopping on my part, she gets what she wants.

Of course, I never learn, I always work hard to find one special gift that I KNOW she will love and won't expect. So far, I've been able to pull it off, but I'm having a hard time this year. Ladies, I need some suggestions........
sign me - a hopelessly stupid man.

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by CathiP on Dec 13th, 2002, 8:51pm
Echo,.............nahhhh, not even going there!

One Eye, DRoP Hints!!

Slammy, Now THAT"S FUNNY!

Domm, LISTEN to the hints....or follow Echo's lead.....
ORRR- (God I hope she doesn't hear this...) Give her the BIGGEST buncha roses this side of .......and have them delivered ON Christmas Morning(yup, it costs, but it's worth it)

With all the creative writing that goes on around here, have you troublemakers ever thought about a deep-down, from the heart loveletter......TALK ABOUT MILEAGE- of course, it's best followed by a bauble(see Echo)

Personally, that's why I've been so busy at the mall lately- my husband always says.....go buy anything you want...........he's so cute!
I know you can do this, guys- now, go get em!! (and don't forget to wrap 'em, too!)
CathiP

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 13th, 2002, 10:48pm
Already bought my wife's present, so I'm done with the hard part.

PFDAN................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by BobG on Dec 14th, 2002, 4:33am
Already got the shopping done.

She got a cruise to Alaska.

I got a '27 full fendered pro-street T roadster (some assembly required, battery not included).

She gets hers next July.

I get mine next month.

Mine costs exactly $23,473 more than hers.

Ha ha, I win.  ;D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 14th, 2002, 7:26am
Wow, a trip to Alaska.  Now that is a nice gift.  Was yours more expensive cause you only bought her a one way ticket ?  LOL.  Just kidding !!!

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by BobG on Dec 14th, 2002, 7:45am
LOL

Nope, it's a round trip ticket. And I get to go too  :D

It's what she asked for. Remember what your momma used to say. "Be careful what you ask for. You might just get it."

Since she is letting me go with her I might let her drive my roadster after it's put together.

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by domm on Dec 14th, 2002, 10:26am
Bob - I'm jealous. I have always wanted to build / rebuild an old classic. Never had the time, money or space. Always seemed to be other priorities..(frigging kids.... :() Have fun with your Christmas present.  :D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by OneEyeBlind on Dec 14th, 2002, 12:01pm
LOL at all of you.  Cause you don't get it ... I asked for the tools !!!  LOL and loving my collection of tools so far.  Hope hubby adds that compound miter to my stock this year.  Just hope he remembers it gotta be a 12 incher or I will not be a happy camper.  He gives me a six incher and he is in deep doodoo !!!!  

Like I said ... know your woman and what will make her happy !

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by cathy on Dec 14th, 2002, 2:14pm


Wes got me a trip round the supermarket all expenses paid.............. ;D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by jonny on Dec 14th, 2002, 2:20pm
I got me my own present, A week in AZ in the middle of god awful blizzard season here.....LOL

People in AZ will think im nuts when im wearing shorts and they are wearing sweaters in 65 degree weather  ;D

.............................jonny  :D

Title: Re: For those who participate -- 11 Shopping days
Post by echo on Dec 14th, 2002, 4:06pm
Why didn't I think of that!  Warm weather, sun.  do I need to take the wife with me?



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