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(Message started by: Svenn on Dec 13^th, 2002, 7:46am)

Title: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Svenn on Dec 13^th, 2002, 7:46am

Just wondering what went wrong here.

Gave my wife a refrigerator&freezer for christmas.present and she is bying me a pair of socks for present

Have to done something wrong this ye ;Dar.Maybe bad ;D ;D ;D ;D

Any suggestions what to do? ;D

Take care friends

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by Stampertje on Dec 13^th, 2002, 7:54am

Stuff the frigg with beer and other stuff. Keep the freezer empty so you can put your head in it when you get hit. ;D ;D

And for those socks, ask her when you're gonna get those matching shoes, skates, skiboots... ;)

If that doesn't work, I give up. I'm only 23 and living with me girlfriend for 2 years, so I'm not very good with that stuff yet... ;)

Rik

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by RevDeFord on Dec 13^th, 2002, 8:48am

My former fiance' pulled that on me when I went to Austria, I brought her back a $600.00 Sarovski Crystal grand piano. She played piano and it was so beautiful. She bought me a leather belt. I mean, I know I am fat, but that belt did not cost that much.

Needless to say, I was ticked.

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by marty on Dec 13^th, 2002, 8:50am

Svenn..

How long have you been married? I hate to tell you, but that is just the way it is - get used to it ;D

This is where you have to get "smart".. Lot's of snow in the drive way that needs clearing? Of course you would have taken care of it.. only you leg, arm, foot or whatever hurts so bad and there is no way that you handle it.. Let her do it ;D - then you can sit, nice and warm inside wearing your new socks ;)

Marty

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by Ann on Dec 13^th, 2002, 9:12am

SUCKER!!!!

LMAO Svenn....I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!

hugs
Ann

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by echo on Dec 13^th, 2002, 9:22am

Forget the house hold items. I buy my wife collectables and little precious stones mounted on gold. Good luck.

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 13^th, 2002, 9:30am

marty has the right idea

Title: Re: Bad trade
Post by Riccardo on Dec 13^th, 2002, 9:31am

Svenn, is normal!

If you buy a present to your wife:
- if she like it AND it cost so much -> is a nice present (sex this night)

- if she like it AND it don't cost so much -> is just a present (no sex for a week)

- if she don't like it AND it don't cost so much -> is just a joke (no sex for 2 weeks)

- if she don't like it AND it cost so much -> you are completely mad (no sex for a year)

If your wife buy a present to you:
- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you like it -> is a nice present (sex this week)

- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you DO NOT CLEARLY show you like it -> you're a stupid (no sex this night)

- if she like it AND it cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you DISlike it (don't do this!!!) -> you're a stupid to be left alone (no sex this LIFE)

- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you like it -> is a nice present (sex this night) but just if you tell her she's very intelligent in choosing the right present

- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you DO NOT CLEARLY show you like it -> you're a stupid (no sex this week)

- if she like it AND it DON'T cost so much AND you CLEARLY show you DISlike it (don't do this!!!) -> you're a stupid to be left alone (no sex this LIFE)

- if she DO NOT like it .......better to find another wife....

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Svenn on Dec 14^th, 2002, 2:40am

You gave me some hopes there Ricc ;D ;D ;D ;D

Take care friends

Svenn

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Charlie on Dec 14^th, 2002, 6:33am

Simple, Svenn:

Keep putting your old socks in the refrigerator next to all those health foods :D

Charlie

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by sailpappy on Dec 15^th, 2002, 12:42pm

Svenn,
A refrigerator is a household necessity, not a good gift for christmas, most Ladies think of household appliances as mutual need items.
Max out that card and get her a nice Diamond ring or necklace, or bracelet.
My wife floated off the floor for about a month when I gave her the Diamond annaversery ring she always wanted. Hell anyone that can put up with me for 30 years deserves a 30 karat Diamond! Her was only 1.5 but I could have bought a car for what it cost me.
In retrospect I wish I had done it years and years ago.
If your on a budget and like to play auctions, I'll include the best jewelry site I ever found, they have clearence items that are at a set price, an e-store where the items are a set price but they also have an auction, I bought Terri a ring from them through the auction board a month ago, 14kt Gold with a 3.5 Carat Amnethist and .33 Carats of diamond-end price including shipping was $48.00 Pappy

This is the site addresshttp://www.acntv.com/

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by jonny on Dec 15^th, 2002, 3:30pm

A fridge/ freezer and you get socks?

next year buy her nothing and ask her "How do you like me now"

.....................jonny

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Lapsi_Harmaahapsi on Dec 15^th, 2002, 3:37pm

Haven't you guys seen Father of The Bride? That'll teach you what kind of items NOT to buy for your wife! ;)

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by cootie on Dec 15^th, 2002, 6:06pm

Ever try buyin a guy a well calculated gift......."why'd you get me onea those'.....or 'that's the wrong size or color I can't use this'.....or the famous 'I don't care for those there cheap and break'........socks sound good ta me as a man gift....there warm...easy ta care for and cover alot of area....ha-ha...git it ?? Pam

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 15^th, 2002, 10:44pm

Next year... Buy your wife something you want. That way, when she doesn't want it, you can have it.

PFDAN....................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Bad trade ;D;D;D
Post by Edna on Dec 15^th, 2002, 11:29pm

Uh huh, I knew you should of brought her a trip to the US to visit Edna instead.........

hmmmmmmmm............gee......

wonder how much sex you would have gotten then???????

ttyl pal,
EDNA

ps...hope she at least puts on and takes off the socks for ya!!