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(Message started by: brain_cramps on Dec 4^th, 2002, 11:57am)

Title: My resignation
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 4^th, 2002, 11:57am

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.

I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to think a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill cause it's prettier and weighs more.

I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.

I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn't know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.

I want to think the world is fair.

I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and the loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow and that my dad and Superman are the strongest people in the world.

So......here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit cards and the bills too, my 401K statements, my stocks & bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments too, my e-mail address pager, cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me first, cause,

"Tag!"...
"You're it!"

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by j.halber on Dec 5^th, 2002, 9:28am

Like it a lot! Is it your own? J.

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 5^th, 2002, 9:29am

nope. just a little bit of cyber-junk that's been floating around for years.

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by pjbgravely on Dec 5^th, 2002, 11:07am

McDonald's not a 4 star restaurant! :'(

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by echo on Dec 5^th, 2002, 1:01pm

Fine. I'm taking my toys and heading home.

Tag -- no tags back! Neener Neener Neener.

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by Jabeen on Dec 5^th, 2002, 1:11pm

I'm rubber, you're glue-it bounces off me and sticks to you- Tag ya back...
Does that line sound like something from the over 40 post?? :) :) :)

Title: Re: My resignation
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 5^th, 2002, 1:20pm

I'm touchin' base, ya can't tag me... Damn it... I'm touching base... Get your hands off me! Put me down! I'm not leaving base... No! Put that bat down... OUCH! Damnit! Quit that! Give me the damn bat! You dumbass... Don't set the tree on fire! What the Hell's wrong with you? Put the gasoline down, and step away from the tree ...

Oops... Sorry... Reminded me of a repressed memory of a game of tag gone horribly wrong... Damn... Sound's like a mini-series... Maybe I sould e-mail ABC...

PFDAN........................... Drk^Angel