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(Message started by: jagmeister on Nov 30^th, 2002, 11:51pm)

Title: OMG!
Post by jagmeister on Nov 30^th, 2002, 11:51pm

Is anyone every actually in this freaking club! I try chat room, I try IMimg, I try to follow along. It's like some private club. No one seems to want to talk to some one you dont already know. And by the way, this a really hard to club to follow if you happen to ion cycle the first time you visit it. I needed some to talk to, but I guess I'm in the wrong place.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by brain_cramps on Nov 30^th, 2002, 11:57pm

we are here 24x7

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by eyes_afire on Dec 1^st, 2002, 12:11am

For real-time chat, most clusterheads go to:

http://www.headachesupportgroups.com

There are real live clusterheads over there right now.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by jonny on Dec 1^st, 2002, 12:51am

WAH!!!!!!

So you are a fucking cry baby?

Wah!!!!

Idiot!!

..........................jonny

Title: ...so this guy comes up to me and ...
Post by rumplestiltskin on Dec 1^st, 2002, 12:59am

...uh...I'm sorry ...were you talking to us?...I had my secret message decoder earplugs in...

where'd he go?....anyway...so we got this pot of blood all rigged to spill on this dorky chick...name's Carrie I think...should be a hoot!

Secret message 76294

ned

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by BobG on Dec 1^st, 2002, 1:04am

Hey jagmeister,
Get a good night's sleep. Have a little hair-of-the-dog in the morning and then let us know what it is you're trying to say.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 1^st, 2002, 4:53am

jagmeister,

Personally, as a sommelier, I recommend Fernet Bronca over Jagermeister as a digestive, it tastes even shittier, so you don’t drink as much and won’t slur your words.

If you really want people to talk to you, follow my example. Go and look up my first 60 posts and use them as a guideline. I guarantee you will get a response! (and you guys thought I wouldn’t help a newbie). But, be careful what you wish for, these people play with flutes.

David J.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 1^st, 2002, 5:17am

Hey eyes, you wrote:

Quote:

There are real live clusterheads over there right now.

I fucking paid good money for this bus tour, and we were promised—PROMISED, mind you—that we would see some “real live clusterheads”, but all I got was this flute up my ass. Now, either I see some clusterheads or you will be talking to my lawyer!!!

David J.

(Hey, what do you think kids…. Sleep + short posts = good thing?)

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Ted on Dec 1^st, 2002, 7:41am

on 11/30/02 at 23:51:51, jagmeister wrote:

Hey Jag, no one knows you. You say no one goes into the chat room (the one on this site, I presume you mean, and no one is there and when you go in no one follows you in. Well, no one knows you either. Your profile tells us nothing but an e-mail address and this is the only post you ever wrote and your name here isn't even a real one. How often do you see a stranger walk in somewhere all alone and just follow them in? And for the PMs, if a complete stranger walked up to you and just started talking to you because they wanted to chat wouldn't you be a little wary of getting into a conversation with them? Post some more and let people know who you are and what your situation is and you'll more than likely find people to talk to, assuming you're not one of the cranks or flakes that also show up here and make us wary of talking to strangers who approach us and just start talking. By the way, posts like your first one might not convince anyone you're not. A good introductory post isn't one where all that's accomplished is complaining that you're feeling chatty and no one's stalking you in a room.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by eyes_afire on Dec 1^st, 2002, 10:53am

LMAO SommelierCH. I didn't say anything about 'seeing' clusterheads ::). Hell, I've never seen one in my life. I wonder where the next convention will be ??? I can't wait.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 1^st, 2002, 11:07am

TOO FUNNY!!!

BTW, who would go on a bus tour to 'see' hell?

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Mark C on Dec 1^st, 2002, 3:34pm

on 12/01/02 at 00:51:54, jonny wrote:

WAH!!!!!!

So you are a fucking cry baby?

Wah!!!!

Idiot!!

..........................jonny

;D

Lauging My Fucking Ass Off

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Charlie on Dec 1^st, 2002, 4:34pm

I do my best to be all sweetness & light here but your introduction is a bad start. Telling us what bastards we are because we don’t live here waiting for newbies, who threaten to leave if we don’t fall all over them, kinda misses the mark.

Tell you what: Post again, when you aren’t in too much pain to be coherent, but spend some time, edit the thing as a new document, get away from it for a bit, and come back and see if it’s something you’d like to read. If so, dump it in; you’ll be surprised at how many helpful and friendly responses you’ll get.

We are good at second chances. Believe me, almost all of us have needed them. It’s how our clusterhead family works. I’ll look in now and then and I hope you’re feeling better.

Charlie

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 1^st, 2002, 5:48pm

Charlie’s right and I apologize. This is a really cool secret club and you are welcome to join the bus ride. I have never been in a chat room here or anywhere else, so that might not be the best way to communicate. Also, this is only the second message board I have ever posted on. I’m not smart enough to give you hints on your posts, but there is a resident genius who posts now and then, and I hope they won’t mind me repeating their “Hints for your first post” here. So read this and try again. Here it is:

1. Use a word prossesor to compose your message and do a SPELL CHECK there. Then copy and paste it into the text box on the “submit post” page. To do this, highlight your text in the word proscessor, then right click on it, select “copy”. Then go to the submit page, put the cursor over the text box and right click. Select “paste” and you’re done. This will save you from a lot of spelling and grammatical errors.

2. When you post, give as much information as you can about what kind of pain you have i.e. intensity, frequency, location, triggers etc.

3. Tell the board what kind of treatment you have had in the past, like, what the Doctors have said, what drugs you’ve tried and the level of effectiveness that they brought to you.

4. Take some time before your first post to check out and read the sections in the column on the left side of the page. A lot of your answers will be found there.

The people on this board will go out of their way to help you and offer any advice geared to your particular problem. But they can’t help you if you don’t give them enough to go on.

Hope this encourages some of you to Register and seek these people’s help.

Come on in, the waters just fine.

Damn, that’s god infod. I wish this gur had ben aroundt when I jaoined the bard, it would have safved everybody lots of gried.

Pace,
David J.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by cootie on Dec 1^st, 2002, 10:36pm

How bout.....take two imitrex and post in the mornin.....oh hell....I'm still onea them newbie strangers on here myself.....

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 2^nd, 2002, 1:37pm

No one will talk to me! Why won't anyone talk to me? I've tried everything I can think of to get someone, anyone, to talk to me. I've gone into empty chatrooms that no one uses... I've sent messages to ppl that do not know me, and have no reason to actually read the messages... I've even lurked on the board without posting in a hope that someone will know I'm there. What more can I possibly do??

Wait... I know... Once upon a time... Long long ago... My parents taught me a way to possibly get a conversation started... How did that go again? Wait... I remember! Praise the Gods and all that's good... I know what to do to get a conversation started! I should say...

Hello.

PFDAN....................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Edna on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 8:44am

What you say jagmeister? wanna try again??

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Mr.Happy on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 9:00am

Folks......folks........everybody have a cup of DECAF.
Jagmeister is dead! You killed him. Kick him if you don't believe me. That's why the name's in black. He/she/it commited virtual suicide shortly after posting that note.
If you haven't quite gotten _ALL_ of that rage out of your system beating this dead horse, not to worry. Baby seal season opens up in 2 days!

Club `em, Dano,
RJ

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Drk^Angel on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 11:34am

We are kickin' him... And doin' a right good job of it too... Besides... He was a lurker before, and he probably still is. Just because someone deletes their profile, don't mean that they stop reading the posts. :P

PFDAN.......................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by cootie on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 12:15pm

He's prolly pissed off now bad 'nuff ta go out and kick some puppies...............

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by jonny on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 3:48pm

DRK'S right (Did I say that?...LOL) Also, deleting ones profile does not mean one cant re-register under a different name.

.................jonny :D

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Ree on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 7:49pm

I'm with you Chaz (Charlies new nickname he got from a NEW-B in chat) I have this bright illuminating light and I would hate like Hell for anyone to think I wasnt nice...

Jagmeister take a chill pill honey... maybe we ain't in your timezone... sheesh... try again... http://www.headachesupportgroups.com/echat43/public/index.html this is the place to chit chat... no one is usually there til 9-10pmish- est (thats where I am) good luck and sorry for your troubles you SURE get grouchy during a cyclehttp://www.kaq.de/gifs/worm.gif

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by Slammy on Dec 4^th, 2002, 10:38am

on 12/03/02 at 15:48:14, jonny wrote:

DRK'S right (Did I say that?...LOL)
.................jonny :D

What are you, fuckin NEW? ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by RevDeFord on Dec 5^th, 2002, 9:27am

Jag,

I am relatively new here and I must admit, you have a point. I mean, for the last 2 weeks, noone has talked to me at all. It deeply depresses me and makes me feel like an outsider looking in. It makes me want to do things to myself sometimes that I know is not in my best interest. I get depressed and am unable to function at work. I stay up all night tossing and turning wondering why I don't fit in and what do I have to do to belong to this group of misfits. I don't know why I want to belong so bad, but I do. I feel lonely, unwanted, unappreciated, and depressed.

I think it is time that I ask for a refund of all my dues to this club. I am tired of paying the exhorbinant prices to belong to a group that has obviously not excepted me. What a bunch of snobs. Oh, and by the way, the refrigerator that I donated for the club house is leaving with me.

Oh, by the way, the reason why noone has talked to me the last 2 weeks is because I have been too busy to post as much as I normally do so I have been lurking. You have to post to get talked to.

What a bafoon.

Title: Re: OMG!
Post by cootie on Dec 5^th, 2002, 1:50pm

Ya gotta 'eat what won't eat you first' in this world don't ya ????? Ha-ha-ha-ha.........