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(Message started by: jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 4:49pm)

Title: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 4:49pm

Do you think I dont see well because I have no Teef?

Hell, I thought it was too funny, Dude....I was just trying to come up with a line that was fitting of me. Well, I got my line and here it is.

Theres nothing like a good ass kicking to focus your attention.

LOL ;D

Seeing that we all roasted Echo on the hair loss and all he has going on I have decided that I'll let you guys roast me about having no Teef.

Feel free to slam me but if you get to personal I will visit you ;)

This ought to be fun ;D ;D :o

...................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 21^st, 2002, 4:51pm

When I saw this Subject, I just had to read......call me sadistic, but -

Jonny, it looks like you hit the G spot. ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by BobG on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:05pm

After I posted I read my message to you and thought it was a little tacky so I removed it.

But...............Hey jonny!
Here it is again............ ;)sing along folks ;D

"All I want for Christmas is my 26 front teef, my 26 front teef, my 26 front teef"

It's still tacky but what the hell :P

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by echo on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:06pm

There's nothing like a good humored roast to keep the juices flowing. And for the time being that's probably all my brother can eat. Nothing like a blended T-Bone to hit the spot. :-/

Kidding aside -- glad you got the new ones jonny. I'm sure it will be great after the adjustment time passes. ;D ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:13pm

You call this a fucking roast?

Com'on, blast me.......you dont get this chance to often.

Newbies, come out of the lurk and fire away!!!!!

Where the hell is Slammy when ya need'em?

What whimps!!!!

....................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Slammy on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:19pm

You think new teef are going to improve your ugly mug!

That's like painting a deck chair on the Titanic! ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by BobG on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:25pm

echo's blow glanced off the forehead and Slammy lands one to the jaw! :o

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Cathi on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:32pm

Jonny, Tho- ya got thome new teef? That'th tho nithe!
We're having theefood for dinner- think you'd like thome theefood? We'd thure be tho happy to thee you- and the new teef, tho, come on over & thee uth, okay?
Hope you adjutht to your new teef thoon!
Cathi :D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by SFChris on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:32pm

Jeez - anyone seen Jonny lately? He's only got one tooth and it's green!!! Hey bro, floss that bad boy. :P

Seriously - I hope your not in pain. ;)

Chris

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:36pm

I'm bored of roastin' ya... I need a tougher target...

PFDAN................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by SFChris on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:44pm

Jeez...Drk called out Jonny. I'll sit back and enjoy! :-X

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 5:47pm

Roasting me, DRK?

When your done dribbling maybe the pee brain can come up with some thing we all can understand.

............................jonny ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:06pm

I hate to say it, but you're gettin' soft... C'est la vie... Maybe ya should cut back on blowin' your own horn a bit... I've heard too much of that'll wear ya down (not to mention rot ya teeth and give ya a bad back... Oops... Too late...)

Enjoy the new choppers... And do everyone a favor... Remember to put your teeth any before giving anyone a call (or talk at all for that matter)... Good luck!

PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by brad267 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:07pm

(You did say newbies could come out of the woodwork without reprisal... LOL)

.... with remarkable hindsight from many a lost pool hall fights, jonny did remember to get the front two teeth hinged...

(Sorry, sir. LMAO)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by woobie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:07pm

Well, am I to assume you got your toofers pulled and you're gonna get some dentures?? That's what I'm getting, am I right?

In that case... you cannot use this smiley anymore.. ;D
you have to use this :D

LOL LOL

And I am not a veteren yet, so I cannot slam the "King" of this board.
I reserve this right for later use.. ok??
Tina

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Slammy on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:12pm

on 11/21/02 at 18:07:42, woobie wrote:

And I am not a veteren yet, so I cannot slam the "King" of this board.
I reserve this right for later use.. ok??
Tina

LMAO! That's not a roast... that's a suck-up..... lol!
another groupie joins the long list of jonny's fanclub! ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Jim R on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:14pm

I musta missed it - when did all this heppen? Well, Jonny Dude - hope you're not suffering too much. I've got so much metal in my mouth I pull in satellite signals. Hope it gets better - Jim R

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:23pm

Man-O-Man O chevites.....where the hell are the big guns?

Paco, BobP, Hub, Jackie, E-Baby, Jimi.......ANYONE!!!!!

What I see here are a bunch of fucking wimps with no balls!!!!!

IM asking for it folks, FUCKING GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!

.......................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Slammy on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:31pm

on 11/21/02 at 18:23:02, jonny wrote:

What I see here are a bunch of fucking wimps with no balls!!!!!

.......................jonny

At least we have teef! Humm on this! :D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Jackie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:45pm

on 11/21/02 at 18:23:02, jonny wrote:

FUCKING GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!

WAHHHHH!!!!
Quit the whining you spoiled brat..... ;D

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Elaine on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:47pm

Jonny I am trying to picture you tootless and naked!!!
ROTFLMAO.

Hell next time you and I go walking the board walk we will leave our teeth in our rooms and I bet we would get some looks then LOL!

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:56pm

on 11/21/02 at 18:31:21, Slammy wrote:

At least we have teef!

Ahhhhhh Yes!!!!.............But I have hair to my waist and not a thinning spot anywhere.

If I throw in the 10" cock I'll kill ya......LMMFAO ;D

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by don on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:56pm

If yoiu here a rat-a-tat-tat on your back door its don coming for his

GUMMY gum gum GUMMY

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Jackie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:58pm

Walking nekkid didn't get enough attention for you two ??? Now you're gonna go tooferless too? :P

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by woobie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 6:59pm

toothless and naked?? that reminds me of the nursing home my grandma is in!!

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cerebus on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:08pm

Incoming......

Now go get your skull flattened so when I finally get to meet ya I have a place to put my beer.

;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by LoveChunks on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:17pm

Time for practice excersises, Jonny - - -

1 :-* :-* :o:-* 2 and a :-* :o:-* :-* 3 and a :o:-* :-* : * :o :-* :-* :o :-*

:P Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the burn.

No pain - no gain!!!

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:27pm

Jonny.......where do you get a 10 inch rooster from....that is a pretty small rooster.

And as hard as a 10 inch rooster is to believe, your statement is even more unbelievable.....

I always figured you for a 2 incher.......me thinks you need to give Bob Dole a call. Maybe he can help you with that, er, uh, private problem.

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by brad267 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:27pm

Hmmm.....

fused discs... missing teeth... supposed large genetalia...

You don't think he's scientifically altering himself for "self-pleasure" ???

;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by woobie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:35pm

LMAO!!!! Brad!!! :o :o :o

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by suzy617 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:48pm

Too bad amongst all your other conditions, you weren't double jointed. I hear toothless people do a really good job. Do they Jonny? ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:56pm

If your asking if I can reach.......Yup!!!

.........................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Jarvis on Nov 21^st, 2002, 7:59pm

Hey Jonny its just as I suspected........All bark and NO bite.... :D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by brad267 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 8:05pm

Bound and determined to keep this pair pearly white, are ya? :o :o :o

;D ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 21^st, 2002, 8:13pm

What wimps!!!!

although I did like Jarvis.......LOL

P u s s i e s!!!!!!!!

.......................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 9:24pm

shine em up all nice and perty Jonny!!

from the half toofless Mast

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Ree on Nov 21^st, 2002, 9:25pm

ok whose beautiful teeth were ya using in the pic in the mirror on the pic page... just keep borrowing those ones they look great.... ree

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Not4Hire on Nov 21^st, 2002, 9:56pm

.......best pick up line at Sturgis this year.........

Nice TOOTH!

...all ya need is a flat head to set Slammy's beer on....... ;D

Title: ego on parade
Post by rumplestiltskin on Nov 21^st, 2002, 10:37pm

A pitbull that can gum ya ta death. WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!

When he first started barking at people at this site we were all so embarassed for him. He stuck his foot in his mouth and talked out his ass so much...we used to call him "pitibull".

Fuckin rabid egomaniac that thought we needed protection. We simply ignored him....it didn't work...he stayed.

So then he started throwin his money around. He bought a lot of friends....still does...and still reminds us all over and over again how much money he has given to OUCH...and...how much he gives to us poor suffrin folks...blah blah blah. Gosh I'm impressed! So now he can be a huge toothless insensitive a s s h o l e and everybody applauds him....especially his "newbie fanclub".

He manages to keep our alchoholic webmaster off his ass by buyin him beer and sayin "fuck" a lot. Talk about a disfucktional family! Jonny gives in-breeding a good name.

And those ridiculous photos of himself....his tattoos....underwear shots...all framed in that CHER inspired clairol hair...my lady friends assure me that those who brag about their manhood...never have anything to brag about.

I like WWE Wrestling...I like Jonny...I don't expect authenticity...just mindless entertainment.

Love
den

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 21^st, 2002, 10:44pm

Foos-ta-coo (bad amish cuss word involveing a cow)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by brad267 on Nov 21^st, 2002, 10:54pm

http://www.drbukk.com/images8/anittacox.jpg
Did you say 10 inches.....

(Okay, I'm done playing. Enjoy the teeth, jonny.)

Brad 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Charlie on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 3:08am

Glad you finally got your choppers.

Took longer than you thought, didn't it?

You must have gone to every undertaker around Boston.

http://www.headachesupportgroups.com/echat43/grinteeth.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 3:37am

Way to easy!!!!

………………David

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by SommelierCH on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 3:38am

I’m not here to amuse you a s s h o l e!!!!

………………….David ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by echo on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 8:27am

on 11/21/02 at 19:56:53, jonny wrote:

If your asking if I can reach.......Yup!!!

.........................jonny

At first I thought that jonny needed to place his teeth on his work bench to be able to figure out how to clean them. The newly gained knowledge, as learned from the above quote changes that, now I come to the realization that do to increased age he is unable to contol the jaw muscles like in the past. Fearful of wounding his little buddy, he has removeable teeth for safety reasons. Whereas, he is not as limber as he used to be, he needs the waist lenght hair to use to pull his head down there. Lets it go, pulls it down -- you get the idea. No wonder he is self employed, he never wants to leave the house. ;D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Cathi on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 8:58am

oooohhh, Jonny-

That hair......... :-*
those teef......... :-*

I think it's LOOVE
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 2:52pm

Now wasnt that fun people?

All the posts had me showing me pearly whites, so much I think the cat is blind ;D

One post stood out though, the one by "Pimplestilskin" Pimple is just mad because I kicked his ass at the Atlanta convention. Hes a mean spirited troll but his post was hillarious....LMMFYBO!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for playing folks!!

.........................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by Slammy on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 2:55pm

LOL! whatayoumean? Den just kicked your ass in this thread! ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by MOB on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 3:00pm

Hey Dude,

What ya gonna do when the Bum ya stole em from wants the F#ckers back ?? :'(

You wanna be careful Bro, them Almogrammmyy fillings can cause ~~Meegraines~~ Clusters ya know ! :o

Michael (MOB) :D

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 3:32pm

I was wondering if you would show your fingers, MOB Dude. I doubt any bum could afford $4500 for a whole set of teef Bro......LOL ;D....Good to see you!!!

Slammy, I made Den my bitch in Atlanta, click and see!!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b2d826b3127cce9e7b47ad82e70000001410

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b2d826b3127cce9e7b7b7582210000001410

He can say what he wants.....I have pictures....LMMFYBO ;D ;D :o

....................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by 2late on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 6:35pm

I once got this "gummer" years ago that i ain't to proud of, thanx for reminding me......LMMFAO!! ............2late

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 6:41pm

Dude,

Im really sorry if I brought up old memories of gay involvment.

............................jonny :o

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by 2late on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 6:46pm

LMMFAO!!! ;D ...........2late

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 9:28pm

I gotta couplea girlfriends that ride that'r lesbo's....there nickname is 'the Lick-ettes'....there married....no shit, it's true...NO I ain't onea em either........since yer on the subject.....or was.......

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 2:15pm

Sorry if I skeeert evr body away....was jus try'n ta follow the subject matter with my stupid blonde stories....maybe I should stick ta buttin out.......

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 2:25pm

Try spelling correctly, its really hard to follow your posts.

Maybe its just me but I like to read a post once.

And no, you didnt skeeert no one off.

................................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 2:32pm

Thanx jonny......I always write that way.....I type to fast with to much lingo.....gotta sloooow down.........

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by jonny on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 3:07pm

Christ!, I type with two fingers......LOL

Probably read that way too ;D

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 3:37pm

Try typein with yer two teef..........

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by 2late on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 9:23pm

what do you ride cootie? hopefully not those lesbo friends of yours ;D .........2late

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 23^rd, 2002, 10:56pm

2late....We (yeah I ride on back) a '69 FLH....stroker....got an old '77 cream puff to jus settin...been ridein bout 25 yrs since high school....Ohio winters suck....most of my girfriends ride there own scoots now tho...........

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by 2late on Nov 24^th, 2002, 9:04am

choice scoots! penn. winters also suck >:( gotta '87 softail with to much to list ;D .........2late

Title: Re: Oooooh, Bob G!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 24^th, 2002, 10:01am

2late.....Oh cooooool !!! We like the old style but like em ta have some power ....you ever do anything with abate/cmro......we've actually had some events out PA way. Yeah...duh....PA winters would suck as much as Ohio wouldn't they....didn't realize ya was in PA....hopein ta get our '69 painted this winter......