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(Message started by: SommelierCH on Nov 17^th, 2002, 9:30am)

Title: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by SommelierCH on Nov 17^th, 2002, 9:30am

Well what the hell? I was expecting to get flamed for my newbie post (like Jude_aka_kiwidoc or the perfekshonist with the root canal CH’s), anticipating a battle of wits (half battle?), but not one disparaging remark appeared. What’s the problem? Is a two page post to much for you vipers to read? Or am I being punished for posting in the Meds. section first? Don’t think that I’m going to take this lying down. I’m in this for the long haul, so you will have to deal with me sooner or later.

May you all find comfort. Love you guys. This is better, cheaper and way funnier than cable.

David

Title: so what?
Post by rumplestiltskin on Nov 17^th, 2002, 9:54am

...now I'm supposed to read ALL the crap on this board?
Look at me! Look at me! Over here! Throw the ball to me! I'm open! Look I'm running slow...somebody tag me!

OK fine

I'm not really known for my flaming ability. I usually just never post to people I distrust and detest. I'm conspicuous in my absence....or I take an off handed shot at them in another thread...I'm a sniper.

butt here goes

I read all yer stuff....You have migraines...go away!

I can do that better.

People like you that clog up this site with egotistical whining posts just chap my ass...you stay...i'm leaving.

happy now?

Love
den

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by jonny on Nov 17^th, 2002, 11:03am

Way to easy!!!

......................jonny

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by SommelierCH on Nov 17^th, 2002, 3:49pm

Den,

Yea, like that. You see, the way I figured it, you flame me, I get real hurt and start crying because you are so mean, the pain you inflict on me becomes unbearable, which short circuits the pain impulses in my head and I can finally go to sleep!

Jonny,

After seeing you work your healing flame magic, while I was lurking, I expected many PFDAN’s. Your post really, really hurt me, but I expected so much more from you. I doubt that I will get even so much as a nap out of that. ;)

Love you all,

David

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Elaine on Nov 17^th, 2002, 4:38pm

David as a veteran viper, I can asure you sooner or later you will catch it. We all have caught it along the way. My first four months here was hell. I still cath it ::)
Just give it time ;)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by jonny on Nov 17^th, 2002, 5:17pm

Im not here to amuse you a s s h o l e!!!!

............................jonny

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Jackie on Nov 17^th, 2002, 5:31pm

That's our Jonny.....just making another newbies day.. ;D

How's that, David? More what you had in mind.. ??? LOL

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by don on Nov 17^th, 2002, 7:05pm

Quote:

Is a two page post to much for you vipers to read?

From a grizzeled viper to a worm; a two pager is to much to fucking post

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by SommelierCH on Nov 17^th, 2002, 7:29pm

Jonny,

I know you think you’re not here for my amusement, but in a way you are. I remember you from my last cycle 2 years ago. Every damn post you made cracked me up. For you to be chronic, and still come off with this scathing humor, about our predicament, showed me that I couldn’t wallow in my self pity. If you could go on, with what you were going through, I sure as hell wouldn’t let it shut me down.

I was specifically trying to draw you out with this post, like a rite of initiation. For awhile I was worried that you had switched to Prozac.

Damn, it’s fun to see a real cowboy, who goes balls to the wall and fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

You’re the real thing,
David

P.S. Thanks for my nap

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by 2late on Nov 17^th, 2002, 7:36pm

see jonny, your here to amuse him, your his f-u-c-k-i-'n clown! LMAO! ........2late

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Charlie on Nov 17^th, 2002, 8:10pm

Ok David:

Geezus Aitch...http://www.headachesupportgroups.com/echat43/suxsmilie.gif

Nobody's friend, Charlie

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Margi on Nov 17^th, 2002, 8:19pm

I like him. He's kickin ass and takin names. LOL What true clusterhead doesn't do that?

Welcome to the family, David. Trust me, your verbal diarrhea will soon pass. Soon you'll be down to novelettes and Reader's Digest versions like the rest of us.

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Ted on Nov 18^th, 2002, 10:18am

Really Margi? Personally, I think he sounds like a dick.

Sleep well.

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Slammy on Nov 18^th, 2002, 12:07pm

Quote:

Im not here to amuse you a s s h o l e!!!!

............................jonny

Bahahaha! :D

Quote:

From a grizzeled viper to a worm;

Bahahaha! :D

Quote:

Really Margi? Personally, I think he sounds like a dick.

*crack* A Homerun! Bahahahaha! ;D

I can't add anything to this... I don't acknowledge the existance of those who love to hear themselves think!
Asswipe! Wait... that's me! ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 18^th, 2002, 12:47pm

Personally, I didn't see anything in your original post, or this one for that matter, that has anything intelligent enough to read, let alone respond to. You know, sometimes in life, you encounter people that remind you of inanimate objects....for example, Bill Clinton always reminded me of a cigar...............but I must say, where you stand out is as a dingleberry. Perhaps because you are lacking in mental prowess or any semblence of intelligence, I should explain to you what a dingleberry is. I have a hairy behind, and when I wipe, there are little balls of Crap that stick to the hair - that is a dingleberry. And now I will think of you when I am bent over for the rest of my life.

Now go to sleep, jerk.

;D

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Jackie on Nov 18^th, 2002, 1:25pm

ROTFLMAO.....RevDeFord, what kind of a post is that ???

I didn't realize you were so well versed on the dingleberry. I'm sure you are familiar with the fine art of harvesting them ;D LMAO

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 18^th, 2002, 1:26pm

Jacks, you wanna go bobbing for 'em? ;D

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Jackie on Nov 18^th, 2002, 1:33pm

Heavens no (oops... 'cuse me Rev.)

That is not how it's done.... ;D

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by David Shea on Nov 18^th, 2002, 1:45pm

Rev you played right into SummelierCH hand.
Baited you, Got you line hook and sinker :)
HA! This MB IS great.
David

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by SFChris on Nov 18^th, 2002, 3:02pm

sniff....the Rev's post almost makes me want to go back to church....

:o

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Ted on Nov 18^th, 2002, 4:05pm

LOL Chris.

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 18^th, 2002, 4:08pm

All I gotsta say is, don't sniff too hard, you might not like whatcha smell ;D 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by 9erfan on Nov 18^th, 2002, 4:26pm

I can't believe that Rev just gave us a lesson on dingleberries! :o
My cat gets them all the time! :-/

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by jonny on Nov 18^th, 2002, 5:05pm

on 11/17/02 at 19:29:30, SommelierCH wrote:

I remember you from my last cycle 2 years ago.

Why did you leave two years ago?

Is it that when the pain goes you dont need us any more?

I just want to forget the pain excuse is bullshit!!!

Why come back?

..............................jonny

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by 2late on Nov 18^th, 2002, 5:51pm

Rev, shave that hairy ass, no more shit balls ;D you fuckin' kill me ;D .............2late

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by RevDeFord on Nov 18^th, 2002, 7:30pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Charlie on Nov 18^th, 2002, 9:29pm

We ain't gonna forget what you did to this thread Rev ;D

Ooh you're gonna pay someday. :) ;) :D ;D :o ::) 8)

Charlie 8)

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Ted on Nov 19^th, 2002, 1:32am

Why? He just gave the true definition of religion. And everyone's so shocked.

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by SFChris on Nov 19^th, 2002, 10:05am

LOL Ted.

Chris

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Mark C on Nov 19^th, 2002, 10:16am

on 11/17/02 at 17:17:08, jonny wrote:

Im not here to amuse you a s s h o l e!!!!

............................jonny

Is it OK if you do!?

;D 8) ;D

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH: Newbie calls veterans vipers!
Post by Lapsi_Harmaahapsi on Nov 19^th, 2002, 3:39pm

I heard that those (dried) dingleberries can cure clusters, when ground to powder and snorted.
And dingleberry wine goes really well with surstömming!