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Title: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the girls! Post by GlendaB on Nov 12th, 2002, 8:50pm In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male ! brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." I just couldn't resist posting this, sorry guys, but the girls will like this one! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain Post by cootie on Nov 12th, 2002, 8:55pm Good one.....yeah, one point fer the girls !!!! |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by LittleMmonkey on Nov 13th, 2002, 2:04am ;D Have to tell ya, that was good..... d |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Lori on Nov 13th, 2002, 2:16am In many cases, this is true. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by BobG on Nov 13th, 2002, 4:38am Dang! The men are very quiet on this one. :-X I'm not going to agree or disagree with the humor. All I can do is leave a quote............ “It sucks to be us”…….Chuck C |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Charlie on Nov 13th, 2002, 4:47am Never let it be said we hairy types don't have snappy rejoinders. http://www.headachesupportgroups.com/echat43/talking.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Hound_Dogg on Nov 13th, 2002, 5:09am I would pay $5000.00, just to see what actually goes on in the Brain of a Woman. I've been married for 15 years, and I still can't fiqure it out. And probably, never will. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by David Shea on Nov 13th, 2002, 7:41am That was fun..... Lori, It is true in all cases. Sience has learn A women uses both sides of her brain, While A man only one. Don't ask me what side.. David |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Tim_w on Nov 13th, 2002, 7:53am I know Iam going to here it for this one but here gos anyway. woman have to use both side of there brain, To keep up with men ! Just kidding , Tim w ::) |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by echo on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:29am Women may use both sides of their brains but the male of the species has three to choose from. When we are young it's the lower one that does the majority of the thinking. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Cathi on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:30am Okay, can't resist this one... 10 out of 9 women agree with you Glenda- ;) ;) ;) Doggie-If you were to peer inside your wife's brain- you'd probably see the "cogs" inside there, spinning overtime, so she can keep you THINKING she has no grey matter.......it's a RUSE, man! :D :D :D DAVID- We know EXACTLY what side of the brain you guys are thinking with......ladies help me here.......... IT'S THE SOUTH SIDE...... ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o(another no brainer for the women!) Cathi |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by cootie on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:45am Deep south side...way down thar !!!! That's the part men think with, make desicions with and use most.....yupp'r...... |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Mr.Happy on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:53am First they pluck their eyebrows, then they pencil them back in. And now we're called being stuppid, stuplid, stepdid..........er......dumb. Is it not written: "TWO heads are better than one?" :) ************** In this vale of toil and strife this headache says you've still got life! |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by cootie on Nov 13th, 2002, 10:03am Gotta pluck out dem wild hairs....you guys don't like eyebrows that meet in the middle do ya....they'll start goin down the back and alon the face if we don't stop em....gotta pluck em before they get too wild. Do men really have 'two' brains.........hmmmm........ |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by David Shea on Nov 13th, 2002, 11:13am Cathi- You may be right, No comment Echo- Sometimes when we are old and she is........ David |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Cathi on Nov 13th, 2002, 11:37am Mr Happy- 1-Natural eyebrows- no unibrow...... ;D 2-Fully functional brain...sometimes overtime... 3-and, have all you of the male persuasion considered the fact that, when your "brains"(see thread) are functioning at their VERY best...well, uh, they are plugged into a REALLY EXCELLENT power source.... ;D 4-David we LIKE to confuse you....it's soo easy! ;D GIRL POWER!!!!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by echo on Nov 13th, 2002, 4:18pm I am definately ready to be plugged in. ;D ;D We men will always be confused. Women have yet to publish a set of established rules. Once we figure out what the hell is going on up there the women use telepathy to make up a whole new game. When the boys were running laps in elementary school the girls were taking "How to screw with the male mind 101". Men are pretty simple creatures -- we like to hunt, protect, eat, screw and sleep. Just my thoughts -- I could be wrong. I could also be a lesbian trapped in a mans body -- I love women! |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by TomM on Nov 13th, 2002, 4:54pm 10 out of 9 Cathi??? ;) But I understand. Men are lucky enough have 2 brains unfortunatley, we tend to use the 'little' one. --TomM-- |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by echo on Nov 13th, 2002, 5:03pm It is proven that humans do, in fact have a left and right brain. Left handed people tend to use the right, and right handed the left. So, with this in mind, when a male, lacking that power source socket, takes matters into their own hands, do left handed men bead off with creativity, while the rightys do it with logic. If this is true -- which is the better date? When the women do that it's a hole nother story. ;D I have wayyyy to much time on my hands right now. |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Cathi on Nov 13th, 2002, 7:34pm OH, ECHOOOO- You're right- uh left, no, no, right...no, left.....right, left.... -uh, actually, I see NO logic there a-tall! AND NO CREATIVITY- I hold to my original theory- not right brain, certainly not left- brain.....must be........south-brain!!! Tom, just keep on thinkin- I hear that when you think, it causes your brain to grow.........if it's the right one- buddy you could be one lucky man!!! Oh, and 8 out of 7 men would agree with you!!! Now that THAT's all cleared up......... |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by Jarvis on Nov 13th, 2002, 8:48pm I dont get it. how many times did they use it anyway. 8) |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by 2late on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:25pm put this shit on the joke board where it belongs! it's definatley a joke ;D .........2late |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by GlendaB on Nov 13th, 2002, 9:59pm Sorry to ruffle your feathers 2late. :o I would have moved this post but by the time I realized that I had accidently posted this under the wrong heading there was already a reply. To keep the reply from looking out of place I just left it alone. It seems like to me that you are the only one so far that has had a problem with this....after all, it is just a joke....what's wrong did it hurt the male ego? :-/ If DJ feels it should be moved I'm sure he will do so or delete it. So......as Jonny says.......BITE ME! :P |
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Title: Re: The Price for a Brain...this one is for the gi Post by 2late on Nov 14th, 2002, 5:39am Glenda, thanx for clearing that up......LMAO! I can't bite ya, i'm a married man ;D |
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