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Title: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:16pm I have heard from reliable sources that the ranks of CHdom have been infiltrated by imposters, Migrainuers, ice cream headachers and even excedrin headachers. I always suspected Jack Boyd as being one (though I still call him friend) because #1 He said that he has never cried during CH 2 He has never gone to the ER over CH 3 verapamil doesn't make him constipated I suspect that he has cph. I heard that there are several officers of ouch who are no more than severe migrainuers, albeit reliable sources that is still just a rumor. Though I know of one person who views porn in the dark and drinks beer during one of their so called attacks. Then there are the women and we know that women don't have clusters... I'm ashamed to be associated with the lot of you wanna be's and I'm never coming back. hub |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Donna on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:27pm I am one of those women who used to think I had clusterheadaches, until lately, thanks to the likes of Boob and hub. When my headache stops and my red eye quits tearing, I'll thank you guys properly for setting me straight. I'm so glad I'm not alone.......I never would have known the truth. |
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Title: I disagree hub! Post by Bob P on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:40pm It's become appearant to me that EVERYONE has clusters. Jusat different types of clusters. There are clusters that: Strike once every 28 days. Strike both sides of the head at once. Last 5 days. Drive us to play on our computers. Don't respond to any thing but an opiate cocktail (anyone got some they want to sell). Don't have any of the syptoms. Have all of the symptoms of all the headaches. Are triggered by the stuff on the meegraine "foods to avoid" list. Everybody has clusters and if you don't, you're gonna get them. I bet even Saddam has clusters and what Dubya thinks are chemical weapons factories are really his personal Imitrex factories. Everybody has clusters! |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Ted on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:50pm If I wasn't in the 12th hour of my Kip 10 while I was writing this I'd let you all have it. Instead I'm going to surf on over to take an IQ test. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Margi on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:55pm 8) i'm going to be a girl good and just say nuthin at all. I think I'll just go smoosh Slammy. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Donna on Oct 21st, 2002, 1:57pm And if I had an IQ, I'd join you.......but I do have an icq, will that work? |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Drk^Angel on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:01pm *yawn* PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:05pm hmmm porn boy speaks...hope I didn't give you a headache... ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Drk^Angel on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:24pm Hub... I was wonderin'... Are ya ever going to even try providing any useful posts again, or do all we have to look forward to from you for now on is these threads trying to instigate a fight? Because I find it kind of funny how ppl get slammed here when they try to help, when others don't think they have CH, but you can get away with nothing but nonsense. Go figure 'eh? PFDAN............................. Drk^Angel PS... Oh... BTW... Ya shouldn't call Ted "Porn Boy"... I heard he gets a little defensive about that. DA |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Ted on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:27pm Nope. I wouldn't get defensive about that. You must have heard that from the same source that told you you have clusters. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:33pm BAHAHAHAA!!! now this is a FUNNY Thread! :D Quote:
LOL! What is a "girl good", Margi? is that canadian-speak? ;D btw..... :-* <-------------- Smoosh this! ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Drk^Angel on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:33pm Ooh... That hurts... That really hurts... At least it prolly would if it came from someone else. C'est la vie... PFDAN.................................. Drk^Angel |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:34pm what else is there to say? the symptoms aren't complex. there are no new meds or alternatives. and I am shallow so no this is all you get...haha tedder you smutmonger |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Margi on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:48pm I must say, Slammy - you are a challenge to smoosh. If you visit the smoosh archives, the pics there of Bob, Paco, Drummer and myself are done by yours truly. Bob was easy to do - he has real expressive eyes. Paco provided me with his TFH, so that was a no brainer and Drummer, well...you'd have to know Dave to understand that one (and my self-portrait...i do have days i feel like that moo-babe). But you have strange bone structure, man. I got you lookin like Mr. Spock at the moment, with undertones of one of the 3 stooges. You think you look like hub...well, that's the stooge reference you're seeing. But I did, at one point, have you looking like you were suffering a Kip 10 - however, it was uni-lateral, and only lasted for less than an hour. ;) oh Hi Hub :-* here are your two choices for a smooshed Slammy... www.pahlow.net/images/slammy.jpg www.pahlow.net/images/slammy2.jpg thanks, Mr. P ;) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 21st, 2002, 2:53pm Yeah, well that would have been a mild one... Just the other day, I was reeling with a Kip 10 for 3 hours! So I packed myself up and drove to the ER where I had to wait another 4 hours with a Kip 10! I had to keep myself busy by playing hearts on my PDA and doing origami with a 14 year old girl who was waiting to be seen with a bad case of Psoriasis! :D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by jonny on Oct 21st, 2002, 3:36pm HEY!!!!! Im porn guy and never forget that!!!! Slam, stay away from 14 yr olds ;D ........................jonny |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by pjbgravely on Oct 21st, 2002, 4:19pm Hear that Slammy, Ya better leave the 14 year olds for Jonny. ;) BtC |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by jonny on Oct 21st, 2002, 4:25pm I do like'em young, PJ The less hair the better. ........................jonny |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 21st, 2002, 4:28pm Slammy likes them young, also.... but it has nothing to do with the hair.. ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by catlind on Oct 21st, 2002, 5:25pm I'm disappointed in all of you!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( Did none of you read Ueli's post?!? Do you not remember that you must have psoriasis to have cluster headaches????? Which incedentally I do have so I AM a true CH'er :) :) :) :) Cat |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 21st, 2002, 5:56pm on 10/21/02 at 14:05:21, hub wrote:
LMMFYBO!!!! You kill me, Hub! ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 22nd, 2002, 6:44am 7 hours with a kip 10 :o Give me a friggin break slammy! Playing cards with a kip 10 :o Driving with a kip 10 :o Listen, when Kip wrote the CH scale he knew what he was talking about. As a matter of fact he could possibly have been downplaying the pain a little. I hesitate to even call the experience of CH pain. I sewed a gash in my thumb up by myself without anesthetic before so I aint a siss. But when I am having a kip 7 I am stumbling and not seeing clearly enough to drive, play cards, or much of anything else. Johnny you have CPH like your brother Jack. And Catlin I hope you aren't as crusty as Ueli... ;D |
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Title: When I turn my back Post by rumplestiltskin on Oct 22nd, 2002, 7:29am noone and none of you exist. At that moment I am the only one in the world. I have Clusters. At that point everyone in the world has Clusters. When the sun rises I git in my car and I decide to create a world full of traffic and people. I decide who is gonna be ugly and who is gonna drive like a butthead. I do not give anyone Clusters. I give everyone free will. Some people decide to have Clusters. Although I think that is a dumb thing to do I am happy to have company. Those people sometimes ferget their lines and make things up. Like shadows. I never had shadows so I knew they were full of shit. If yer gonna have Clusters do it right dammit or I will unmake you. I bin eatin Vera fer a year and a half. A few days ago I got my first one sided crapface in all that time. I have upped my Vera to 420/day. Yesterday I spent about 300 minutes with what I can only describe as a "shadow". All that talk here about "shadows" has finally given me one. I now officially allow people with Clusters to have shodows. They are no longer full of shit. I have never been constipated with Vera. Therefore people who claim that it does that to them are still full of shit. I have to go to work now. I fully expect Hub to slip back into the shadows while I'm gone. I'll read the rest of you when I return. Love den |
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Title: I'm new to this Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 7:33am This is my first post, I have read this thread and I shouted....:THIS IS MY PLACE!!!! My Storey...... ooopss story: I’m new to this board. My doctor and my veterinary have diagnosed me, I have Cluster Headaches. Anyway I was pretty sure to have those before, I have read this board for long time. I’m writing this under a KIP 10, because it last from 24 hours. Yes these clusters are really annoying. I already take 2 aspirin in 20 hours, and is still at 10. My head hurts in a terrible way… oh wait, I have to look at the cooking…. And every time I try to sleep, I have to wait 5 mins before falling asleep. At work is terrible: at this KIP 10 I cannot drink my coffee quickly, and also I cannot laugh at every joke of my colleagues for the terrible pain. My colleagues ask me for what is this terrible pain and I answer CH, they do not understand, they say I have migraines, but I can attend to my little hobbies here, like killing bees with the hand, make paper airplanes, and so on. I CANNOT! You know well the terrible pain in the eye: I cannot fold the paper wings properly. Under KIP 10 they fly very bad. My attack last normally 2 days at KIP 10, then 2 other days at kip 5. I have no more sexual life: I cannot do more than 12 sexual thingies with my wife per night when I’m at 10! I can do, sometimes, love with my parrot, because she is very nice, and understand my pain. I tried also chilled O2 (thanks KIP), but the balloons freeze and don’t fly at well. But the cats are happy for the new game. My cycle lasts 3 months a week, with a pain free time of 12 years per hour (ooops what time is it now?!?) When in remission I can drive my truck better than in cycle. At KIP 10 the streets seems me a bit more narrow…. The beer help me a lot during these attacks, and sometimes Chinese food helps me also. How can I deal with this thing more? 24 hours and still at 10 while I’m writing…. Oh wait…the phone….. one friend of mine, asking for a trip on helicopter…. Not sure if I will accept, under KIP 10 the helicopter noise is a bit annoying. I’m so happy to found all you sufferers, now I feel me better. This terrible pain is truly unbearable!….. Oh sorry, my friends are arrived for poker, I have to left this board. I hope this pain stops quickly, I cannot see the other’s cards in the mirror, the eye pain is terrible…..Yes, yes the whisky is on the shelf, I arrive soon friends. .............................................. .............................................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 22nd, 2002, 7:55am Bravo!What can top that? Not even an encore. Kisses for you my friend (only in brotherly love) :-* |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Donna on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:15am Bravo, Riccardo ! I am printing this one and hanging it up in my parlor. When I need a pick-me-up, I'll read it and remember you with a smile. Kisses for you, but unlike hub, they aren't like something for a relative. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by brain_cramps on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:37am hub: I just went back to read your previous posts from this and other threads, and 2 things come to mind. 1) for someone who quotes the bible, you sure throw a lot of insults. 2) on august 23rd, you said you were never coming back here again. As well as being an insulting a$$hole, you're also full of $hit. get lost! |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:41am Who died and made you boss? You don't like my posts don't read them. Sounds more like cramps of another kind. I would do anything for anyone on this website who I have insulted or otherwise slammed. Except Bob P. Who I wouldn't give mouth to mouth in an emergency but I'd take a bullet for him. Andnot the kind of bullet Johnny uses... |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Jenny G on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:45am Non destare il cani che dormi ..... Ogni regola ha un' eccezione :-X |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:48am Oh my God!!!!!! I don't know you, brain_cramp, but this thread is only for fun. If you want to misinterpret all what you read OK.... but don't post here offences. I see that you posted offences, and not hub (that's not my daddy, moreover...) And.... when I got divorced with my first wife, I said: - I will not survive 10 days- ......25 years has been passed.... I have a new wife, a daughter.....and I'm still alive. Then don't quote anyone with ...."on august 23rd, you said you were never coming back here again" And..... the Bible was written for the mankind.... not for the Angels.....not for God Himself. And, BTW, remember the passage of the Bible (last Book, from Microsoftus Apostle) - "And God created the E-mails, to let people offend themselves without create boring and offending posts on the Boards" |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:51am Sorry Jenny.... but what do you mean? For those that don't know Italian: Non destare il cane che dorme ..... Ogni regola ha un' eccezione Don't disturb the dog that's sleeping... Every rule has an exception..... |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 22nd, 2002, 8:58am Jenny, Sto scherzando sempre. È buono che conoscete il nostro dio. Siete il mio amico. hub |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:06am GOSH..... who will pay me for these translations?!? Jenny, Sto scherzando sempre. È buono che conoscete il nostro dio. Siete il mio amico. hub to plain Italian: Io scherzo sempre (or: Stavo scherzando). E' bello sapere che conosci in nostro Dio. Sei la mia amica ******************************** to fractured English: Jenny I was joking, ever. It's a good thing that you know our God. You're my friend. hub hey Hub.... just a little problem about the "It's a good thing that you know our God" I think that's better for you to write again in English.... ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Jenny G on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:23am "Don't disturb the dog that's sleeping..." (Let sleeping dogs lie) I meant let's drop it, everyone is different. Why can't we all just get along! ;) jenny |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:30am Grazie Jenny, e sono d'accordo con te. E' che ho letto il post in Italiano, e pensavo fosse rivolto solo a me! Baci dall'Italia Thanks Jenny, I agree with you. I have read your post in Italian, and I thought it was only to me! Kisses from Italy ********************************************* Hey, DJ, I want a fee for these translations on line!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Bob P on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:47am Right on Cramps!!!! That hub is a waste of time and good message board space. I wish he would take his know-it-all friends (Jack, Paco, Jonny, Margi, et al) and get the heck out of here. Go away hub, and leave this board to us real clusterheads. I'm gonna ask DJ to ban you guys from posting, he can do that ya know. Go away or God is gonna get ya. To use your own words, you're as useless as steam on a cow patty. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:49am what is more useless than steam on a dog turd? okay I am gone I am denotifying myself of this thread and I am going to slither off into the netherworld again. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Riccardo on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:54am Oh please, my son! don't go! Boob!!! don't tell to my son these bad things! He's also starting to learn Italian!!! Next step will be cooking, and (shhht it's a secret!) he swear me his first dish of lasagne will be for you!!!! (to be honest, I don't know how good will be, but....) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 22nd, 2002, 11:25am Quote:
BFD! Did I mention that while I was doing oragami with the 14 year old psoriasis sufferer, I seduced her mom, helped deliver a baby in the ER waiting room, AND removed a bullet from a shooting victim WHILE experiencing the KIP 10 ! :D You aint no sissy...... Youse a woooooooos! ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by RevDeFord on Oct 22nd, 2002, 1:27pm ::) I AM SUING YOU PEOPLE!!!! I COME HOME FOR LUNCH, SIT HERE IN A DARK ROOM READING THIS POST AND I WAS LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD I GOT HIT. 15 MINUTES WENT BY, AND I CUT A HUGE FART AND THE HEADACHE WENT AWAY, BUT THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE! Now you are going to have to buy me a new pair of shorts. ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Slammy on Oct 22nd, 2002, 1:45pm on 10/22/02 at 13:27:18, RevDeFord wrote:
Can a reverend say these things? ;D I'm not going to Hell for this! maybe float around for eternity..but not Hell....... :D How many Hail Marys is this going to cost me? ;D Slammy 8) |
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Title: Butt Post by Bob P on Oct 22nd, 2002, 2:19pm was the damage done by the HA or the fart? In hub's case, that's no brainer. Ya know, there was a guy on the board some time back, swore that if he took a dump when he got hit, it stopped the headache. Now the Rev rips one and no HA. Jonny used to put things up his rump - no HA. Theory - 5HT is found in the GI system, used to increase motility. Could the urge to get things motilating in the GI system (that's get thing moving for hub) bump the 5HT levels and stop the HA? If you think this is stupid, just call me shit for brains. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 22nd, 2002, 4:38pm Hey Brain Cramp!!! I also went to the archives to look for you. Hmmmm. Seems you're not there. Could it be because you've only posted TWO-FRIGGIN Times????? Lighten up! Hub is an expert at these kind of threads and they serve a purpose. To make us laugh amidst our pain. Just hope today is not the day some ER doc, or Neurologist happens to log on to look us over. Linda Howell |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by jonny on Oct 22nd, 2002, 4:48pm hey Cramp, You better take alittle more time getting to know this family and how things work around here. Crazy uncle Hub is a member of this family and if you fuck with one you fuck with the whole damn family. Ya hear me?........I hear me!!!! .........................jonny |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by RevDeFord on Oct 22nd, 2002, 4:50pm Johnny, since you have messed with hub, does that mean essentially you messed with yourself? Hmmm.....no wonder you have headaches. You are probably blind too. ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by jonny on Oct 22nd, 2002, 4:56pm I met Hub in Atlanta and just the sight of him gave me a headache, his dog petey pissed on my damn BBB. ....................jonny |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Marc on Oct 22nd, 2002, 9:57pm Maybe it's just my sick sense of humor, but this is the best thread I've seen in a looong time! Still sitting here LOL ;D Marc |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 23rd, 2002, 12:34am Hub was in Atlanta? Linda, .......I think? |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by hub on Oct 23rd, 2002, 6:10am If you weren't so busy making out with Johnny behind Pipers back in Atlanta you'd remember that I was there Linda. I am soooo hurt :'( You probably don't remember the pres of OUCH Dave Greenly, aka Drummer, being there either do you? ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Ree on Oct 23rd, 2002, 7:45am There are times when I am EXTREMELY GLAD I dont have Cluster Headaches.... this is one of those times you guys are really disturbed...LMAO ~~~just a supporter (we're in a class all our own) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by RevDeFord on Oct 23rd, 2002, 8:33am Ree, I don't know who is more disturbed. Us disturbed folk who cannot control the fact that we dance with the beast, or those who sit there and watch someone dance with the beast when they don't have to. Personally I think the latter. ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Margi on Oct 23rd, 2002, 9:01am LOL Rev, I can personally vouch for Ree. You're right. She IS a little disturbed. ;D And I think I am, too. In fact, I think there are a few 'others' who would agree with that these days. I think it's a pre-requisite for supporterts to be somewhat disturbed. It helps us get through those drk nights. ;) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Elaine on Oct 24th, 2002, 6:03am Laughter being the med of my choise I want you guys to know that today I am getting a double dose this is funny I love it ROTFLMAO and spitting coffee every where. What a way to start the day drinking coffee and laughing with friends. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by don on Oct 24th, 2002, 7:30am What a way to start the day. Spitting coffee on your friends. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by RevDeFord on Oct 24th, 2002, 8:03am ;D Don, It looks as if by your picture, you have had quite a bit of coffee spit on you. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by don on Oct 24th, 2002, 8:45am Remember Brylcreame (sp?)and Vitalis Rev. ? STFud has an addiction. Can't stop splashing the stuff on. |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by echo on Oct 24th, 2002, 4:54pm on 10/21/02 at 16:25:43, jonny wrote:
Stay the hell away from me. (keeping my distance) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by jonny on Oct 24th, 2002, 5:31pm Ahhhh!!, com'on Echo......... jonny, put the FU in fun<wink> .....................jonny ;D |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by oringkid on Oct 25th, 2002, 10:02am Margi, great Slammy smooshes! LOL The first one looks just like Leisure Suit Larry! The second one for some reason reminds me of Al Gore. LMAO. Sorry Slammy, but it is fun! Sherry |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by Margi on Oct 25th, 2002, 10:05am oh, man, THANK you, Sherry!! Leisure Suit Larry - THAT's who it is!! LMAO it's been driving me nuts all week trying to figure it out who he looks like in that shot....but you're exactly right. think we should start callin Slammy 'Larry' instead? too funny!! ;) |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by echo on Oct 25th, 2002, 10:51am Riccardo, Thank you for taking the time to translate for me. Otherwise I would have no clue as to what was being said. Thanks again, Your bilingually follically challenged friend -- Echo |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by stevek on Oct 25th, 2002, 10:59am Damn this thread is funny, probably because nothing is funnier than exaggerated truth. In defense of those who don’t get it, I would never have believed the level of pain if I personally didn’t get CHs. I’m lucky that verapamil and imitrex keep me from reaching max pain (I guess the infamous kip 10). Before imitrex I got there several times, hopefully never again. I have had kidney stones, broken bones and a couple of surgeries. I would have been sure that I had experience the worst if I had not also got CHs. I sure hope I’m not in for a future adjustments on pain levels. Even my family doesn’t seem to believe the way the extreme pain can come and go. I know my wife thinks I exaggerate. Who knows, maybe I’m such a wimp that a tension headache does me in, LOL. Take care, SteveK |
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Title: Re: Imposters Post by oringkid on Oct 25th, 2002, 11:24am Yep, the Slam Man definitely has some Larryesque tendencies so....LOL! Sherry |
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