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(Message started by: GlendaB on Oct 16^th, 2002, 11:40am)

Title: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by GlendaB on Oct 16^th, 2002, 11:40am

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. ::)

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by echo on Oct 16^th, 2002, 1:09pm

26. You're 47 and you are given a seniors discount from the pimply faced cashier at McDonalds. (and you accept it)

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by jonny on Oct 16^th, 2002, 3:14pm

3-22 and 23 do not apply here.

Home office fridge has nothing but beer in it.

Can still pound'em down with the big dogs.....LMAO ;D

Well, I think we all know 23 does not apply to my ass.....LOL

...........................jonny

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by sueellen83 on Oct 16^th, 2002, 8:40pm

Very Funny!!! LMAO !!!!!

Thanks, Glenda, I needed the laugh.
;D

Sue Ellen

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Charlie on Oct 16^th, 2002, 8:51pm

27. You actually take the dishes out of the sink before
pissing. :o

Mean old Charlie

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by 2late on Oct 16^th, 2002, 8:56pm

LMAO......charlie, why waste a perfectly good piss in the toilet, we are pig's & i love it! ..........2late

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by sailpappy on Oct 17^th, 2002, 4:09pm

;D ;D You forgot the one that rips little pieces of your heart out, the Blockbuster guy calls you "Sir or Maam" Arrrrggggg!
Pappy
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Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by echo on Oct 18^th, 2002, 3:46pm

28 - What once stood proudly to watch you during your morning shave now hangs it's head to watch you pull up your skivies.

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Drk^Angel on Oct 18^th, 2002, 5:01pm

That's not growin' up echo... That's growin' old... :P

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toy R Us kid...

PFDAN............................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Tim_w on Oct 18^th, 2002, 8:12pm

30 - what you once did all- now it take you all nite to do it!!!!!! lol :-/

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Tim_w on Oct 18^th, 2002, 8:16pm

30 - what you once did all nite -now it take you all nite to do it!!!!!! lol :-/ I was having sinor moment I forgot nite on first post

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Peppermint on Oct 19^th, 2002, 12:38pm

:o ..NOoooo..
"please, please, make it not be true, make it not be true.." :'(

Title: Re: 25 signs you've grown up
Post by Charlie on Oct 20^th, 2002, 3:45am

31. You now realize that there are some really stupid episodes of Star Trek, and AMC and TCM are showing some of "your" movies.

Charlie