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(Message started by: TerryS on Oct 13^th, 2002, 9:51am)

Title: Being over 50
Post by TerryS on Oct 13^th, 2002, 9:51am

The Perks of Being Over 50 Years Old

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no! matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

21. You can't remember who sent you this list.

I don't know about # 9 I'm not sure I remember what sex is....... ???

Title: Re: Being over 50
Post by 2late on Oct 13^th, 2002, 10:06am

LMAO 'bro! ;D, please tell me there are real perks ;D ............2late

Title: Re: Being over 50
Post by nancyc on Oct 13^th, 2002, 11:16am

LOL...I can relate..........smiles, nancyc

Title: Re: Being over 50
Post by Mark C on Oct 13^th, 2002, 3:09pm

OMG......I am LOL......@40!
Thanks Terry Happy Birthday :)

Title: Re: Being over 50
Post by Charlie on Oct 13^th, 2002, 5:05pm

Thanks Terry. Good stuff

As they say: You're no longer pushing 50, you're pulling it.

Charlie

Title: Re: Being over 50
Post by paul_b on Oct 14^th, 2002, 1:51am

When you hit 60, nap time is another added pleasure ;D