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Title: OK I have figured it out..... Post by karen j on Sep 21st, 2002, 7:38am So I have been beating my head against the wall (sorry, bad pun) trying to figure out why we get these stupid clusters and I have finally done it! You see, we were all abducted by aliens who implanted something in our brain - probably in the hypothalmous area and everytime we get hit with a CH, they are just trying to extract information from us! Which totally explains everything. Some people get hit constantly (like me) because we are just so smart, it takes them several times to get all the info we have (hey, this is my theory and I can make me smart if I want to). They also abducted all the doctors and all the people that run insurance companies and implanted something in their brain that says "it's only a headache" so that nobody would believe us and they would never be caught. Well, Guess I showed them! Don't worry, I stored all this information on the left side of my brain where they never go so we are safe! Now all I have to do is to find one of those nice little men in the white coats that was not abducted and explain all this to him and I am sure he will take this damn implant out and I will be cured! Then I will post his name on the dr list and everyone can go to him, aren't I wonderful???????? |
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Title: Re: OK I have figured it out..... Post by catlind on Sep 21st, 2002, 7:42am ROFLMAO Karen that's great...and ya know what, I'll buy into it...cause after the aliens are done sucking out the info in our brains, we clusterheads seem to have memory problems and problems concentrating. It all makes PERFECT sense!!!! ;D Cat |
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Title: Re: OK I have figured it out..... Post by LTBullitt on Sep 21st, 2002, 7:46am You know thats not a bad theory at all. I've often thought it may have been a military intelligence experement selecting random test subjects around the globe. Could you image if they could manufacture CHs and deliever it to an enemy at ny time. You could bring an entire nation to it's knees literally and with no casualties. |
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Title: Re: OK I have figured it out..... Post by catlind on Sep 21st, 2002, 7:59am Geez LT don't give the government any ideas! LOL Cat |
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Title: Re: OK I have figured it out..... Post by LTBullitt on Sep 21st, 2002, 8:08am It's the same as HIV. How did the stories go on that one? First it came from a diseased monkey in some unknown part of Afrika, then of course it had to be gay men. Like we all don't know Cigarette Smoking Mans goons messed up and it slipped out of a lab somewhere. MenInBlack Spook bastards really think I'll believe this propaganda. Paranoid, no. Just well informed. |
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Title: Hey Karen Post by Jayne on Sep 21st, 2002, 9:34am Check out this post that I made a couple of years ago...every one thought I was nuts.....but I see there is another genius amongst us .Posted by Jayne (209.214.112.39) on April 18, 2000 at 17:29:15: it came to me last night why we get these damn things. We are chosen people. We have all been abducted by aliens at some point in our lives but don't remember. When we were in the mother ship, they placed a small micro chip into our brains. Now, when they want to know what is going on here on earth, they just tap into our brains and view the world as we do. The energy waves this creates causes our pain. They get bored with the episodics after a while. Our lives are not as interesting as the chronics. Carl D has the most interesting perspective on life and they can't get enough of him. We could confuse the hell out of them and start watching the sci-fi channel non stop when we are ill. Maybe they would pull the plug permenantly. Just a thought. Love Jayne (I have turned chronic since then....so therefore can only come to the conclusion that I am of great interest to the aliens) |
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