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(Message started by: Ted on Aug 26th, 2002, 10:16pm)

Title: Margiland :-)
Post by Ted on Aug 26th, 2002, 10:16pm
From National Lampoon's True Facts


Man who had sex with underwear-clad dogs forced to flee

A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear.

The man, who cannot be identified, has moved from British Columbia to Winnipeg where he's being watched by a police sex-crime unit.

Both dogs were found dead and wearing bra and panties. One was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters, the other in a ditch near the man's home.

DNA was used to convict the man, who is half-way through a three-year probation order for bestiality. He moved over fears for his safety from the public.

The Winnipeg Sun reports authorities in Winnipeg were alerted to the man's presence by a parole board.

An unnamed officer said: "He feared for his safety and got permission to move here and we're stuck with the sick bastard."

Staff Sgt Boyd Campbell, of the sex-crimes unit, said his greatest concern is the possibility "this is an escalating offence. Hopefully we are wrong but there is enough concern."

Story filed: 14:48 Tuesday 16th July 2002

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Title: Re: Margiland :-)
Post by tracy on Aug 26th, 2002, 11:39pm
Y'all still coming to the convention here in B.C.?????
Tracy



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