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(Message started by: Paco on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:35pm)

Title: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:35pm

Now taking bids on a portable oxygen tank with carrying case and a regulator that delivers up to 8 lpm. Bidding will end Friday at 8:00 P.M. All of the money will go to OUCH. When I receive confirmation from Sarah Pahlow that the winning bid has been donated, I will ship the tank via UPS.

This could be the start of something good. Since OUCH must now survive on donations, we members have the onus on us. I predict the first bid will be from my bro Jonny. I know Don will not bid, because he is a tight waddie bastard.

If you don't need the tank and regulator, buy it for someone who does need it but can't afford it.

P.S. If DJ objects to this use of his board, I will respectfully withdraw the offer and take bids via email and post results on the OUCH site.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by oringkid on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:39pm

Hey, what size is the tank...generally...

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:47pm

Holds 424 liters and has its own pressure gauge. Lightweight aluminum tank. I'm thinking first bid should be at least $100, so I will bid that amount myself. Sorry Jonny.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:56pm

$110.......NEVER get me in a bidding war, Bro

You got my bid 8)

...........jonny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 12^th, 2002, 4:57pm

Slammy bids $120 ;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:14pm

I hope you got deep pockets there Slam dude.

$130

................jonny 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by oringkid on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:20pm

.......never mind.....

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:21pm

LMFAO! This can get ugly, jon philip ( awwww how sweet!) !!!!!

Slammy says $140 :D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Svenn on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:22pm

why not put up a T-shirt or a coffe-cup on this auction.I will bidd on that

Svenn

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:32pm

Well seeing hows I have this monstrous thing in my bedroom that I can barely move myself, and my hubby is going to be deployed for 5 months at the end of this month, and I would like to be able to go visit friends and family far away while he's gone (okay have I given enough sob story or do I need more? LOL)

I bid $150

Cat

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:33pm

Slam!!!!....you had to go there didnt you?

$200 BITCH!

...............jon Philip

"Bitch" was not meant for you Cat.

OPEN YOU EYES.....LOL

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:33pm

Cat... I'm not moved... ;D

Slammy says $160

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:38pm

Slammy you KNOW I can move you ;D

Gimme a min. to see what my bidding max is LOL

Gotta check wif da hubby ;)

Cat (the Canadian Cat Lover :P) Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:43pm

Well Jonny the best I can do is tie you
$200 is my max *pout*

But it's still better than you slammy ;D

Did I mention that my son has a heart murmur from a congenital heart defect - mitral valve prolapse and my dog needs a computer chip, and my cat has a congestive heart condition requiring expensive medication?

Cat

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:52pm

LMAO! I knew the "bitch" was for me, jonny phillip! ;D

Slammy says $205 :-*

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by don on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:57pm

My waddies are tight, but they are cute.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 5:57pm

How many Damn times do I have to correct you people?

There is no "H" in jonny and there is only one "L" in Philip.

$210

.................jonny philip

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:04pm

I've got your "no H and one L" :D

Slammy says $215

Slammy Slamhound 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:07pm

LMMFAO Slam dude.

$240 to you my brotha

......................No H and one L

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:13pm

Bullcrap. I'll go $245 just to see if Slammy has nads. LMMFAO. If I win the bid, the tank goes to Catlind's cat.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by BILL_L on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:22pm

Ok $250 and donate it to someone who truly needs it.

Bill

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:24pm

I told you, Bro "never get me in a bidding war" I always win.

$250

.....................jonny

$260....ha ha Bill

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by BILL_L on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:31pm

Ok Jonny

Seem how your still a youngster in his thirty's. I hate to
tell you my last mortgage payment is Sept first. So
lets rock. $300

Love ya kid Bill

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:33pm

ROCK the fuck on!!!!!!

$350

.....................jonny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by BILL_L on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:38pm

OK

Looks like I will be the next victim to get a second
mortgage.
$ 400 peeker head

lol Bill

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:41pm

Your on your own Bill, happy breathing......LOL

.....................jonny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by SFChris on Aug 12^th, 2002, 6:58pm

LOL - this is great....

I need an oxygen tank, but not at that price. I know better than to take on Jonny Philip when he is on a roll...

Chris

Title: TRe: Auction for OUCH.
Post by BILL_L on Aug 12^th, 2002, 7:00pm

You still the man Jonny for all you have done.
It was an hornor to have spoken to you a couple of weeks ago. See ya in Vancouver bro

Bill

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 7:07pm

I feel the same way, Bill.

Vancouver better cover its ass cause M-A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S are comming......LOL

....................jonny

Fucking censor....I can say that right?

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 12^th, 2002, 7:08pm

If Vancouver could handle the likes of me and my family, then you won't be a problem at all Jonny! LOL

And between now and Friday at 8pm I may just get a winfall and get that damn tank! :)

Cat

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 7:28pm

Anyone got any idea what this idiot is talking about?

...................jonny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 12^th, 2002, 7:41pm

Oh, yez. Recognize the hirsute dwarf. All mouth and no wallet. Oh, yez. What a putz. Last bid is $400, Mouth. No sweat, Jack will soon drop by with a couple thou.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2002, 8:14pm

Yup, Den, all mouth no wallet......what a putz!!!!

..............jonny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Margi on Aug 12^th, 2002, 9:07pm

AWright...here's the deal.

I think Den should get the tank for the FUNNIEST FREAKIN post here EVER at ch.com. Den, you rock, my friend. You've got me rolling here. Thanks, DOC - I really did need that belly laugh.

And then he should, in typical Den style, send it to Catlind. Because she's really cool. AND, she's from Western Canada (me too, Cat). AND ... I caught her Canadian humoUr in the thread.

Jean Philipe (uh, that's you Jonny) shouldn't get it because he's abusing cats. He should have to answer to Ueli for that post, actually. Talk about a pee-pee whackin. Yikes!

Don - you came in a close second actually. Your post was the 2nd best in this thread. And 3rd goes to Paco for saying 'nads on the internet.

I'm done now. You can go back to what you were doing.

Oh, and.... Aloha Tony - we're having a party in your honour tonight, sir.

;)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 12^th, 2002, 9:11pm

Wonder if ya fill a cat with O2, if it'll help with clusters...

PFDAN....................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by dannyboy on Aug 13^th, 2002, 4:37am

Shuks ... and I thought jean philipe ran out of cash on the mug!! Ha ha Thanks Jonny

By The way ... Where The Fuck Is My Mug?

Danny

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Slammy on Aug 13^th, 2002, 10:25am

You guys just kill me! There's alot of game left till Friday!

;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 13^th, 2002, 4:51pm

Here kitty kitty kitty... O2 is good for ya... Muhahaha!

PFDAN...................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 13^th, 2002, 6:14pm

Yup Drk, O2 is very good for the kitty Cat, IF I COULD GET THE FUCKING COMPANY TO GIVE ME THE RIGHT FLOW RATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem* okay I'm done ranting now.

It's amazing what a cluster in progress does to one's personality LOL

Cat

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by catlind on Aug 16^th, 2002, 8:35pm

So Paco have you got the official results from the auction? I'm assuming (never do that it makes an ass out of u and me) that BILL_L won, but dunno if you got some private bids.

This should have been one of those sticky topics so we could see the progress and the results!!!

C'mon c'mon, inquiring minds want to know! LOL

Cat

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by debbie4278 on Aug 16^th, 2002, 8:47pm

OK
any of you big bucks want to send me to Vancouver???
Cause I don't have a chance on my own, and I would love to meet my new family.

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 17^th, 2002, 2:12am

Congratulations BILL_L!
Send me your address.
Congratulations OUCH!

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by BILL_L on Aug 17^th, 2002, 4:07pm

Paco

Bill here busy day. Will E mail you. Please find someone
that can use the tank.
Check will be off to Sarah Monday. Will write Sunday.
I vote for Catlind.

Bill L

Title: Re: Auction for OUCH.
Post by Paco on Aug 17^th, 2002, 5:22pm

Good man! Your tank, your call. Email your address Cat.