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(Message started by: Jack on Feb 18^th, 2002, 5:38pm)

Title: Unemployed, Homeless & Destitute
Post by Jack on Feb 18^th, 2002, 5:38pm

I wanted to be a good clusterhead and do justice to the complexities of this new message board so I quit my job and have devoted all my time to learning how to post here.

I haven't slept since the new board arrived and they foreclosed on my house. My wife left me although she neglected to take dog.

Anyhow, me and my dog have been dividing our time between the public library and the YMCA. It's not really a bad life once you get used to the degradation and the odors that emanate from the good people on this rung of the socio-economic ladder. The dog seems to be adjusting well.

I am not whining - I am just sharing.

I was wondering if anyone had any new recipes for road kill prepared over an open fire?

Hub?

Title: Re: Unemployed, Homeless & Destitute
Post by murphysmom on Feb 18^th, 2002, 6:09pm

hey I got nothin'....Well maybe that's not true, next time you and your pooch are at the public library look for a book called seat of the soul by Gary Zukav.

And btw I have been unemployed, destitute, homeless and with a pooch companion extraordinare named Pepper by my side...and hey after all that.......I'm still here

"And I will survive....hey, hey"-- Gloria Gaynor

Title: Re: Unemployed, Homeless & Destitute
Post by Fenton on Feb 18^th, 2002, 6:20pm

rode kill is great with BBQ sauce any way you cook it.....just make sure you have a big flat shovel to pick up all the parts or it dont taste the same....

fent

Title: Re: Unemployed, Homeless & Destitute
Post by Fenton on Feb 18^th, 2002, 6:22pm

oh yea and it is a great way to make a living...dont need to be employed...get a smaller dog so you dont have to compete over the food....

Title: MurphysMom & Fenton
Post by Jack on Feb 18^th, 2002, 6:45pm

You 2 are are ok.

Looks like neither one of you would kick a man or his dog when they are down.

Unemployed, homeless and destitute is really not such a bad gig - the pay and the prestige is a little subpar but I feel no pressure or stress and I can sleep in every morning, provided I can find a carboard box the night before ;)

If anyone runs into me please pretend that you don't know me and slip me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on whole wheat.

Thanks.

Title: You got a lot of nerve
Post by don on Feb 18^th, 2002, 7:27pm

What? White bread isn't good enough? You want Wheat ? What type of peanut butter do you prefer, Chunky or smooth? Bet the damn road kill wasn't so fussy in its day !

Title: Road kill stew
Post by trip on Feb 19^th, 2002, 7:10pm

8) Best Recipe I could find Bro.

Tune: Blue Suede Shoes by Carl Perkins

E
1 Well it's one flattened bunny,

two squishy toads,

and three splattered porcupines

from off of the road.

A E
Chorus So don't you pass on my Road Kill stew!
B7 A E
Yeah, be one of the few to try Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew!

2 The skunk and the truck, they got in a race,
Splattered that skunk all over the place,
Billy Bob scraped him offa' Route 52,
Then blended him into that Road Kill Stew!

3 Well it's Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew, Honey!
Well it's Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew, Mama!
Well it's Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew, Daddy!
Well it's Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew, yeah,
Be one of the few to try Billy Bob's Road Kill Stew!

4 Well, there's a knocked-down dog, a frisbee'd cat,
A raccoon thin as an ol' doormat,
A radiatored bird, a two-dimensional ewe,
And a squashed bug go into that Road Kill Stew!

Title: Re: Unemployed, Homeless & Destitute
Post by Charlie on Feb 20^th, 2002, 6:06pm

Don't know Jack

A little road toad ala mold...

Perhaps with some squeezins' Sounds Jake, Jack.

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