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Patrick_A
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God, Adam and Eve
« on: Sep 21st, 2003, 10:56pm » |
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LOL...Might get flamed for this one, but it was too funny for me not to share.
God looked down upon Adam and decided he needed a helper. So he went to Adam to tell him about this and Adam said " What do i need a helper for. God"? God said, "She will keep your house clean, Cook your meals for you, Massage your aching muscles for you, Make love to you everyday without ever complaining", Adam says, "Well God, Whats all this going to cost me"? God says, "Its going to cost you a leg Adam", So Adam starts contemplating life without a leg. He hops up and down on 1 leg and makes a practice golf swing, and he hops up and down and makes a practice fishing cast, and then he hops up and down and pretends to drink a beer. Then Adam turns to God and says " Hey God, What can i get for a rib"?
LMAO  , Patrick
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Yeah, hee, hee, well, Patrick.......so, God agreed to use a rib, and from that rib, created a woman, who did, in fact, take care of man's needs. Woman did, indeed, feed man, care for man, she handled his financials...in general, made MAN look good....THEN, she discovered that this was a huge burden, with very little satisfaction......so, she set out, on her own, did all the things for herself that she was used to doing for man......and she found she still had time for a life..........
SHE got it.....He WILL, one day!
One rib, 2 people- a complete team>>>>>>>now MAN buys the beer, while woman takes a nice bubblebath.....
LOL!(please don't be mad at me, Patrick.....around here, we take care of each other- and it's good that way!)
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #2 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 11:21pm » |
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LMAO.......Cathi..............nuf said. 
Hi Patrick........how's tricks .. ??? ???
Jean (who is standing downwind from the smoke from those flames....LOL)
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #3 on: Sep 21st, 2003, 11:34pm » |
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LMAO...Interesting that only ladies have replied so far. Tis okay, was just teasing! Flame away ladies!
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #4 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 2:28am » |
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I ain't touchin' this one. 
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #5 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 5:32am » |
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Patrick, are you still alive? I know how bad it is to have Cathi on my case, but now you have Cathi AND Jean on your case!
(Watch out for that Jean! She is a sweetheart, but I bet she carries a BIG stick!!) 
I like Bob's approach. For once, I am going to keep my mouth shut! haha
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #6 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 7:29am » |
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Hmmmm
Thats ALL I"m saying
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......I can't respond right now, I'm soaking in bubbles......
LIFE IS GOOOOD! ;D
Oh, and boys, no recrimination required, cos we are enjoying this one........
Cathi...soakin and smilin 
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #8 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 12:00pm » |
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I'm lovin this one.............Keep those bubbles comin Cathi.......
Jean (who is casting from the FRONT of the boat with both feet planted on the deck) LMAO
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #9 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 12:06pm » |
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;D ;D
Oopsies.................
Meant to say good day to Patrick 
How you doin today, sweetie ???
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
Take a kid fishin
www.takemefishin.org
I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas!
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #10 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 12:15pm » |
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I love it girls. Bubblebaths - great!!!!
I needed a good laugh today... Thanks....
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #11 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 1:08pm » |
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DUDE, you are SO on your own with this one.
I am keeping my mouth shut until I go to work tomorrow and tell that one to my work mates. Who just happen to be all guys.
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5-string.....Please tell the blokes BOTH sides of the story......
Patrick....how ARE ya doin???
Jean- Wanna go see a chick-flick?
;DCathi
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #13 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 2:31pm » |
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LOL, I am doing great Cathi! Getting ready for my big trip to China on Wednesday.
As far as the joke goes, I laughed all day at it, and thought i'd share it here with ya'll. I know for a fact you ladies are not totally innocent of telling jokes about us men, In fact i've heard my share. Heck, its just a joke!
Ya'll have fun in those bubbles!
PF, Patrick
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #14 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 2:45pm » |
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Men were created ta lift heavy objects.....but.......I can do that myself ! Pam that wasn't created equal ;D
Cool...a trip to China ? I hear the cat soup is purdy good this time a year ?
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #15 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 2:55pm » |
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LOL, You think thats funny eh, Pam?
I actually saw dog on the menu during my last stay in China, and donkey too. I plan to take more pictures this time. Its like another world! But its nice to visit Mars every now and then!
PF, Patrick
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #16 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 3:00pm » |
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Well actually I LOVE cats...so no I guess I don't think cats on a menu is cool at all........seen a show where family's let the kids pick out there dinner 'of choice of kittys' in a cage and they skin em alive. It made me SICK....it's haunted me to this day ! Wouldn't even wish that ona rat Pam
Have a great trip........sounds awsome !!!!!!!!
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Safe trip, Patrick......and be PF-I'll look forward to your return, and hope you have a new load of sh....ummm jokes for us!!
Be safe, be PF!
Cathi ;D
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #18 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 5:11pm » |
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OMG ..... just having myself a good old chuckle here. Laughed at the joke, laughed at the responses .............. now I am off to laugh at life.
Good day everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: God, Adam and Eve
« Reply #19 on: Sep 22nd, 2003, 5:29pm » |
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LOL...amazing how we get conditioned in different cultures. If ya grew up playing with piggies, ya wouldnt eat pork. or substitute chickens or cows, or fish, or deer, i mean the list goes on and on. Unless ur a total vegetarian, ur eatin animals!
Me thinks Pam needs to play with more piglets!
PF, Patrick 
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