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Love, Lust, and Marriage
« on: Aug 26th, 2003, 1:58am »
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LOVE:  When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST:  When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE:  When you lose your child in a crowded room.
 
LOVE:  When intercourse is called “making love”.
LUST:  When intercourse is called “screwing”.
MARRIAGE: What the hell are you talking about?
 
LOVE:  When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST:  When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over money.
 
LOVE:  When you share everything you own.
LUST:  When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
 
LOVE:  When it doesn’t matter if you climax.
LUST:  When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE: What’s a climax?
 
LOVE:  When you phone each other just to say “Hi”.
LUST:  When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to bitch.
 
LOVE:  When you write poems about your partner.
LUST:  When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write are cheques.
 
LOVE:  When you show concern for your partner’s feelings.
LUST:  When you couldn’t give a shit.
MARRIAGE: When your only concern is what’s on TV.
 
LOVE:  When your farewell is “I love you darling…”.
LUST:  When your farewell is “Same time next week?”.
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is a relief.
 
LOVE:  When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST:  When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.
 
LOVE:  When your heart flutters every time you see your partner.
LUST:  When your groin twitches every time you see your partner.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see your partner.
 
LOVE:  When nobody else matters.
LUST:  When nobody else matters.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don’t care who knows.
 
LOVE:  When all of the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST:  When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk-radio.
 
LOVE:  When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST:  When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE: When just getting through is your only thought.
 
LOVE:  When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST:  When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you’re only interested in your golf score.
 
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Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 7:19am »
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Good stuff, Grant.
 
So...if I'm married and still love my wife and lust for her bod, does that make me a freak?  
 
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Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 8:59am »
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I both love and lust (oh my YES) my wife.  We've been married seven years and she just keeps getting sexier... Helps when you marry a babe! ;D
 
Funny though.
 
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Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
« Reply #3 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 10:02am »
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Tom... Yep.
 
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Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
« Reply #4 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 10:54am »
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Tom,
 
 if only there were a few more freaks like yourself...
 
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