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Ted
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Monsieur Le Heatmeister and More
« on: Aug 20th, 2003, 11:12am » |
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Thanks to National Lampoon.
Lights start to come back on after East Coast blackout; "Keep 'em off," says Newark resident shuddering in horror at seeing his city again
US hockey coach Herb Brooks dead at 66; former Alcor employee warns family not to attempt a second "miracle on ice"
Many Tasmanian Devils are dying from mysterious cancer; the Lifetime Network expresses interest
Expert says US is likely to be victimized by another 9/11 type attack within the year; "on the bright side, heightened security throughout the nation has made 'Gigli 2' virtually impossible"
Shortage of monkeys slows scientific research, production of new Shakespeare plays
Largest-ever blackout hits the east coast; "having a black out is better than having a black in," says droll homeowner's association president from Darien, CT
High temperatures kill thousands in France; Millions of Parisians try to surrender to "Monsieur Le Heatmeister"
Key Al-Qaeda figure nabbed in Southeast Asia; producers of Gigli believed still at large in Los Angeles
5.6 million Americans have had some sort of prison experience; "usually in college, and they called it 'experimenting,'" notes researcher
Stair-climbing wheelchair gets FDA's OK; still considered poor form on health club exercise machines
Journalist killed by U.S. troops outside of Baghdad; "At a distance I thought it was Geraldo," explains shaken soldier
"Tight-Jeans" contest canceled at county fair in Sandpoint, Idaho; prudish official explains, "As a veteran of the first gulf war, I've seen enough camel toes to last a lifetime."
George W. Bush in flight suit action figure unveiled: MP GI Joe action figures round them up for going AWOL during last year of military service
5.6 million Americans have had some sort of prison experience; "Almost none of it is girl/girl combat involving Brigitte Nielsen," notes disappointed researcher
Zoologist claims gay people are the "pinnacle of evolution"; famous chart of man learning to walk upright now ends with him bent over and cornholed by hairy Neanderthal
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Re: Monsieur Le Heatmeister and More
« Reply #1 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 11:22am » |
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Funny stuff Ted! Keep em coming.
Why do they have you listed as a newbie? juswonderin
Seeya,
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Ted
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Re: Monsieur Le Heatmeister and More
« Reply #2 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 11:34am » |
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I tried changing my profile while drunk and hit the delete button instead of the "change profile" accidently. And then I automaticaly just hit the pop-up that double checks you want to do that. That's what the "Oops, I did an Ave" quote refers to.
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