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ClusterChuck
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Re-write 10 songs
« on: Aug 20th, 2003, 3:04am » |
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OK, we did 10 best bands, 5 worst songs, now how about 10 songs that should be re-written to show their (and our) advancing age?
Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"
The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Procol Harum - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
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Re: Re-write 10 songs
« Reply #1 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 3:10am » |
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OMG!! That's halarious..
but I cant think of any right now...
dang it! I'll be back!
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Re: Re-write 10 songs
« Reply #2 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 4:42am » |
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The Who - "My Degeneration"
Dolly Parton - "(Napping) 9 To 5"
Areosmith - "Back In The Bathroom Again"
Pat Benatar - "Fartbreaker"
Van Halen - "Sleep The Night Away"
Led Zeppelin - "Dazed And Confused"
(this one applies as is)
Fleetwood Mac - "Second Hand Shoes"
Elton John - "Saturday Night's Alright For Sleeping"
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Re: Re-write 10 songs
« Reply #3 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 5:54am » |
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LMAO, Good one ClusterFuc K!!!
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