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RevDeFord
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7 Degrees of Blondes.
« on: Jul 31st, 2003, 4:14pm » |
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Seven Degrees of a Blonde
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
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SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 5:56pm » |
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ROFLMAO..... ;D (not sure why though, cos im blonde)
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 6:02pm » |
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Best jokes I read in a long time.....but.....I didn't get any of em ?  ;D ;D ;D Pam that's hairdresser doesn't really even know 
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #3 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 9:53pm » |
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I liked em..and I am a blonde (this week) hhehe
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #4 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 9:58pm » |
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LOL PAM!!! ree
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #5 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:00pm » |
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K.........Sooooooooowhatdado if yer a redhead and same shit APPENS? ???..........ALL. THE. TIME. 
FUCK IT. I'M GOIN FER IT. PARLOR, HERE I COME. Du sUMPIN pLEASE 
THROWING WHITE COTTON UNDERWARE RITE THE FUCK OUT THE WINDOW ;D WENT AND GOT A THONG.
TIGHT ASS, WITH NO DEFINITIVE DICERNABLE HAIR COLOR.
NOW WEARING STRAW HAT AND COVERED IN BODY TOWEL. 
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #6 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:05pm » |
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Careful what floor ya throw them undies out Kim.....I think after 10 floors they become a lethal weopon......did ya yell "four" or "timber" when ya tossed em out. ;D ;D Pam that's thongs make nice sling shots
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #7 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:22pm » |
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LOL, no.  ........But Brian did observe one evenin that I resembled a giant parachute ;D Pammy, i stepped rite outa that cotton and flung them babies to the skies. I have not heard any aggressive noises to indicate the flight went awry. Good ting i stepped outa them puppies ;D
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #8 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:33pm » |
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Oh man Kim jus think of the turban's ya coulda made with em for poor turbanless children in Iraq if ya'd save em. Pam that did stay at the Teliban Seedy Inn on the way to NY
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #9 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:50pm » |
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I thingy I saw a girl thingycat ;D
I meant puddy@!
ITS KRUMSKY YA NUMPSHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #10 on: Aug 1st, 2003, 1:41pm » |
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And you call yourself a Man of God. lol
Better be careful though Rev. I have it on good authority that God has blonde hair.
Linda, who is ducking for ya, and waiting for the lightening to strike.
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Re: 7 Degrees of Blondes.
« Reply #11 on: Aug 1st, 2003, 2:13pm » |
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Red hair? Kim... red hair..... red hair......
Oh sorry just lost in thought
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