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Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:51am » |
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I've been out of town, and when I got home last night, I found my daughter is babysitting a friends Pug dog (Chopsticks) for a few weeks. Only, this is a hermaphrodite Pug.....  , go figure!!
I may be naive, but I had really never thought of a dog being a hermaphrodite, other than the fact that this dog humps everything.......this is what the little bugger looks like (excuse the foot).
(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)
hermaphrodite noun [C]
a plant, animal or person with both male and female sex organs
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:55am » |
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Which one is the foot? If its the one on the left I suggest a podiatry appt. QUICK!
Why would anyone want to be a podiatrist?
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:57am » |
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Hopefully the one with no sexual organs..... 
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:59am » |
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That dog looks like a walking prednisone overdose.
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 12:26pm » |
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Are you sure it isn't just his screwed up vision making him hump everything in sight? 
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 12:26pm » |
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We had a hermaphrodite cat. My mother named it Fagan. Our other cat, Yorick, had kittens, and 2 days later Fagan, who had two balls hanging there plain as day, had kittens.
We think Fagan was both father and mother
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 4:00pm » |
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NO.....you mean when you told Fagan to go fuck himself, he did?
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 4:50pm » |
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I didn't think there were any cases of hermaphodites (whether animal or human) where both sets of sexual organs actually worked!
From what I understand, in many cases, neither set works correctly...or only one set works correctly and the other is immature.
But, I must confess... I had never thought about dogs or cats being that way!
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 4:58pm » |
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Donna, have you been taking jonny lessons?....LOL ;D
Dog is Marty Fellman reincarnated....LOL
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BTW....Nice toes Trac, cant wait to suck'em at the convention....ROTMFF ;D
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 6:20pm » |
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Can that dog see what's comein and goin at the same time.....geeze. Dogs hump other things as a dominence ritual not nessisarily sexual. They'll hump other critters or kids in the house to let them know that they are at a certain level in the pecking order of the family. I know it sounds crazy but it's true......also female cats alot of times get mistaken for males cuz of there physical makeup in the rear.......there not 'balls' per say but almost look as if they are.....males are lower and females with have the 'ball look' higher up. Oh geeze......how the hell do you explain that in layperson terms......why am I trying......me sounds stupid now don't I.....like sum sorta critter porn deal. Animals will also hump others comeing into heat even if there the same sex...ya know...like cows do. Course there are perv pets. Pam that has pet peeves not pet porn ;D
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #10 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 6:27pm » |
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Has anyone ever heard that Jamie Lee Curtis was a hermaphrodite??
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PS: Can someone put that dogs' eyes back into his/her head??
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 7:07pm » |
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For the people who sent the messages....NO.....I'm not posting pictures of the poor things genitalia.....  , the the bug eyed critter is confused enough without having to spead "its" legs for pictures.... 
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 8:24pm » |
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LMAO!!!
Pam, I know what you mean about the cats... you kinda have to wait to see if they drop to tell sometimes... It's kind of a "poochiness" they have... Believe me, I know, and you are 100% right on that!
LMAO Tracey... peeps were askin' for pics??? LOL!
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on Jul 12th, 2003, 4:58pm, jonny wrote:| Dog is Marty Fellman reincarnated....LOL |
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Funny shit!
Tracey is giving toe jobs @ the convention? ???
Who started that nasty rumor?
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #14 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 9:36pm » |
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....there was this man in Houston one time, when I had my feet propped up on the picnic table.......well.....nevermind..... , it's a long boring story, best told while drinking heavily....
But, let me tell you this.....my dogs are not happy..... 
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 9:46pm » |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:27pm » |
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Marty Feldmand reincarnated.......LOL The guy with one eye in Cincinnati and the other in Cleveland.
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Hump? What hump?
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #18 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 12:00am » |
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on Jul 12th, 2003, 11:32pm, don wrote:
The what is humping my leg.......
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 8:51am » |
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99% of the time hermaphrodite's only have one working set of organs. If they have both... the logistics are such that the can't actualy fuck themselves.
Roxy... The big dog looks a lot like mine. Mine's 1/2 Dane 1/2 mastiff. He's almost 200 lbs now at 2 years old. He's a great dog... His name is Loki.
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 10:32am » |
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You gotta post a pic of that guy! 200 lb.? What are you feeding him? Other small animals and midgets?
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #22 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 12:04pm » |
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Mark, send me a pic (or post it) of your dog. I'm still trying to collect pictures for a cluster pet page.
Cleo is a full Mastiff, and she was weighing around 190, but I think the heat has brought her down to around 180.
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #23 on: Jul 14th, 2003, 6:26am » |
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Speaking of bad pet habits, Does anyone know how to teach a dog/wolf not to kill every animal that comes into it's territory? Wolf thinks that if the neighbors cats come into his fenced in yard, they're fair game.
Roxy, pet page? where?
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Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
« Reply #24 on: Jul 14th, 2003, 1:25pm » |
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Sorry juvy, my dogs kill everything that they can....skunk, cat, snake, possum, armadillo, rabbit, rat, smaller dogs....doesn't matter, and you can't make them stop. 
The pet page isn't anywhere yet....I'm still waiting to collect pictures from people. But, when I get enough pics.....it will go up.
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