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constipation cures
« on: Jul 11th, 2003, 10:58pm » |
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ok. not everyones favorite subject but after finding out the hard way about the very annoying side effect of verapamil and days, 10 to be exact of extreme discomfort if found the cure. this of course after trying everything else under the sun including : 6 senna-s a day , 2 bottles of mag citrate, 3 correctol, and a few days of chelated mg. All i had to do was eat a bag of carbolite jelly bean!!!!!!. now i eat 5 jelly beans in the morning and no problems!!!!!!!!. what a relief. hope this helps someone else. sugar alcohol. who knew. krista
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #1 on: Jul 11th, 2003, 11:05pm » |
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Yup, good ole Sorbitol... has that effect on some people. Personally I prefer the apple juice and nuts. Ahhhh.... plop...
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #3 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 1:42am » |
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shit......opps sorry........anyhow......teas 'or gulp' of mineral oil ever other day will glide the crap away. Old fashiond remidies that work Pam  this is a shitty thread.....blahhhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha....jus jokein.....
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #4 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 5:14am » |
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I never have to resort to these tricks, but I have relatives who had. So:
A. Glass of warmish water every morning on an empty stomach
B. Prunes, handful, every day at breakfast
C. Black coffee and a smoke before breakfast (Baad for you)
D. A handful of figs any time of the day
E. A spoon ful of oil every day at bedtime
F. All of the above, then go out and buy a laxative... lol
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #5 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 7:43am » |
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mexican food helps too...
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #6 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 8:35am » |
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1000 mg vitamin C
Sauerkraut and stewed tomatoes
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #7 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 9:18am » |
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Having a hairy horned catipillar bite me in the neck would certainly do the trick for me.
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on Jul 12th, 2003, 5:14am, ave wrote:| E. A spoon ful of oil every day at bedtime |
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Oh sure Ave, I just love waking up in a puddle of shit every morning....LMMFYBO ;D ;D ;D
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #9 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 2:32pm » |
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Jonny,
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For those of you, like me, that can't stand prunes...(unless they are still plums LOL) Try dried prunes... Taste much better and should work the same.
Ave, for "C" black coffee and a smoke before breakfast... that was my regulator of choice... until I got older and now, I get such wretched acid indigestion from it, I have to have cream and sugar in my first cup to pad it out.... it sucks getting older when your mind stays young.....sigh....
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 5:42pm » |
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besides a cootie buster catipillar bite......there's nuther remedy......draft beer !!! Free poopie cootiepillar'd Pam 
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #12 on: Jul 12th, 2003, 11:14pm » |
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Stuff containing losts of malt is good. Same effect as some prescription stuff for many.
It's never been a problem for me and I think my epilepsy drugs are responsible.
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #13 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 12:21am » |
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.... for the love of all that is holy....
W. T. F. !?
... feel like I've stumbbled into a geriatrics convention.. lol...
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Re: constipation cures
« Reply #14 on: Jul 13th, 2003, 4:42am » |
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What ARE you compaining about - geriatrics conventions??
Calls himself Veteran too!
Us oldies are the besties, I have you know.
And Sherry, you could never EVER be old.
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