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Pretty darn quiet today
« on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:39pm » |
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anyone up to flinging words around. I'm bored.
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"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it".
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #1 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:41pm » |
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It's nice to know we can go into the weekend knowing that Jayne crapped.
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Re: Pretty darn quite today
« Reply #2 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:41pm » |
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Tough.! ;D
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #3 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:42pm » |
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I can just feel the love. ;D
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Re: Pretty darn quite today
« Reply #4 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:47pm » |
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #5 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:49pm » |
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on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:43pm, jonny wrote:Sure Bro!!
Lets start with the fucking spelling in your thread title....Sheesh...LMMFAO ;D
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There you go smart a s s. That's what happens when you can type with eight fingers and two thumbs. ;D ;D
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #6 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:51pm » |
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Try typing with two fingers after ten beers....ROTF ;D
Missed you Bro...damn glad your back!!!
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #7 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:53pm » |
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Glad to be back. Came pretty damn close to having my ticket canceled.
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #8 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:00pm » |
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And just what ticket was getting cancelled?? ??
there'll be none of that!!! Your bald head is needed in these parts 
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #9 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:01pm » |
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Damn glad nobody cancelled your ticket Ech. And ya know what honey .................... if your just looking ta get your ticket punched there is a Miss Fluffy Knickers around that might be able to help you out !!!!!!!!!!!!
Good to see ya !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #10 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:03pm » |
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on Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:00pm, catlind wrote:And just what ticket was getting cancelled?? ??
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Blood Pressure bottomed out and the pulse rate was right there with it. Close call. I should really take better care of my self. I plan to run to the store for smokes and wine after work today.
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #11 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:06pm » |
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Damn man, you have to be more careful than that!!! (I know , I know, the pot calling the kettle black, but that's different!)
Just be sure to watch your bp ok? I was a good little girl and checked mine 3 times a day while on the verap so that it wouldn't go too low. It did anyway, but at least I knew why I was passing out.
You are needed in these parts, so just be damn sure that you take care!
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #12 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 4:34pm » |
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Hi echo.
Don't know why, but when i hear the word quiet......hmm......it just don't seem appealing soooooo.................
glad you started something then!!!! 
Take care of yourself bro, ppl around here need you to keep up with us!!
AND jonny.......you been spell checking with ole charlie?? awwww he'd be proud of ya!!
pf wishes all,
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #13 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 5:02pm » |
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You're right
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #14 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 5:33pm » |
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is there an echo in here? ;D
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Re: Pretty darn quite today
« Reply #15 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 5:36pm » |
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on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:47pm, cathy wrote:Mental Hospital
Answering Machine at Mental Health Hospital...
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 ! 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #16 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 6:20pm » |
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...i like this thread...non-controversial, friendly, some jokes, just a buncha people *dingin'* on line.....
the Mental hospital....LMAO....
here's one: A Sheep Joke, of course....
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his flock and calmly answered, "Sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give it back to me?"
"OK, why not." answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you know absolutely nothing about my business.
Now give me back my dog."
(I tink the young man was Mark C..... ;D )
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #17 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 9:08pm » |
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on Jul 3rd, 2003, 6:20pm, Not4Hire wrote:...i like this thread...non-controversial, friendly, some jokes, just a buncha people *dingin'* on line.....
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I agree, dont feel pissed off, dont have to rack my brains, just a howdy doody kinda thread...
Pleasant dreams all,
Suzy
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #18 on: Jul 4th, 2003, 12:34am » |
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on Jul 3rd, 2003, 9:08pm, suzy617 wrote:
I agree, dont feel pissed off, dont have to rack my brains, just a howdy doody kinda thread...
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #19 on: Jul 4th, 2003, 1:03am » |
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Hey I have a rash.....anyone wanna help me scratch it ? Ok thought I'd ask while were whilein away the hours lookin at the flowers....if I only had a brain ! OK....where was I...oh yeah the rash !! Actually it's on my face.....what were you guys thinkin huh ? I'm definetly allergic ta sumthin but wish I knew what so I didn't get near it agin !!!! Of course I gotta git this on a big party campout weekend.......jus call me Pam Pit (pit face......blahhhh-ha-ha-ha) Benydrly and Clariton aren't takein mucha the itch out yet........dam it......scratch scratch scratch scratch.................maybe I got monkey pox, I've been cravein peanuts all nite......hmmmmm ?
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Re: Pretty darn quiet today
« Reply #20 on: Jul 4th, 2003, 1:14am » |
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Cootie...you are making me cry here...just the picture of you with spots...tell me about it...had chickenpox here for a couple of weeks now...
I think them is nutters spots...you got nutters spots...sorry can't help you but hope your face looks normal soon, if that is at all possible...lmao 
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