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AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:15pm » |
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Well I have upped my dose of verapamil to 720. I am holding my eyeballs in my hand and wondering how I am going to get them back in their sockets. I have just gotten off the loo and have been praying to the "poo fairy" for 45 minutes. Just thought I would share that with you all! Jayne
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:22pm » |
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Really sorry you are going thru this, Jayne. Hang on a little longer.......it's almost over. Wishing you a pf night. Donna
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:23pm » |
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Jayne, I usually have the same prob. Sets in around the 480 mark. Doc Robinson, in Vancouver, said they could prescribe some industrial strength drain cleaner to go with the verap. That or grease up the garden hose!
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #3 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:30pm » |
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OK, now I get it......just call ME shit for brains. Sometimes a couple of 500mg vitamin C tablets will help.
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #4 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:33pm » |
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I'm eyeballing the vacume cleaner! I feel like there is a cork up me bum! And I'm aging like a fine wine as we speak. Don't worry Donna my head feels much better, I'm just having a little fun about my bottom problems....I would much rather have that than a CH, but thank you for being sweet... Now if you would happen to have some salad tongs on you.......(I know gross) ;D
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:40pm » |
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Jayne when you've finished with the salad tongs, you can keep them..... ;D hope you have some PF time soon, vibes from across the pond.... Cathy
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:49pm » |
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Hey Jayne? Sending my very hart felt poo fairy vibes your way. Funny......no one ever has poo problems around this house?...lol I furrow my brow and verap is defeated........ ;Dhmmmmmmmmmmmm, what shall we feed jayne...lol. Okay, try this: Chiopino and a cold beer, and call me in the am.....! Make sure clams are fresh. oh yeah and tell em to go heavy on the crushed red pepper..... coffee afterwards should kill the last a the gobstopper ;D then, have a nice ciggy............. ;D GOOD LUCK and PFDAN
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:53pm » |
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Jayne my dear - I wondered where you have been!! How about a bottle of prune juice - get it nice and cold and then chug down the whole bottle! Missing you lots......
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 8:17pm » |
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so Jayne...........any luck ??? I promise I'm not laughing. did ya try that ciopino? how bout the beer? coffee? cigg? oh man ..........i sure hope the fairy came to town. I feel for ya - LOL!!!
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #9 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 8:26pm » |
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Magnesium works great for that Milk of or just plain ole mag Or if things are really bad, a bottle of citromag will definitely cure what ails ya hehe. (word of caution, drink while sitting) Cat
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #10 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 8:28pm » |
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I'm sitting on the loo as we speak. I am sucking the life out of an extra long straw that's going from my mouth into the bath tub, which is full of prune juice, red peppers, vitiman C, coffee and bad shrimps. I don't want to go into surgery to have this cork removed. ;D I have candles lit around me and the lights out, incense burning and Barry Manilow playing in the background. DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 8:45pm » |
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Sorry poopsie (ooops.....sorry) but ya lost me wit the barry manilow. I think that could bring on acute constipation........... even in the best a circumstancers.........but.......tht's just me. Suk it up Jayneeeeeeeeeee! Now you made me think of BM...........change that RECORD! (screams follow)..... eeeeek. she's gonna do a screamer.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 8:55pm » |
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Good ole verap. That stuff coild have plugged the leak in the Titanic! I think I drank 2 bottles of magnesium citrate(??) when I got plugged last year. I was cleared in 45 minutes! The only thing that ever felt better in my life was a girl named.... TomM
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 9:25pm » |
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I didn't have that problem, cause here in the south we eat things that cleans out our systems. In the morning egg, bacon and grits with chopped up tomatoes with bacon greese a inche thick poured on top. Hmmmm Then at least three times a week, Collards cooked in fatback, served with lots of hot sause on them along with black eyes or butter beans, some corn bread with butter milk. Your from the south why aren't you eatting that stuff ???? Just remember this saying "Shit Happens"!!! It will happen
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #14 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 9:29pm » |
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Elaine, OK that's it - I'm staying at your house next trip ;D Marc
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« Reply #15 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 9:31pm » |
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Thank you all for sharing. LindaH
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 9:34pm » |
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Well Elaine............(LOL), here in the North, we eat stuff like raw oysters, clams, with cream sauces .....and then there's the hot sauce and spices............, and that's just lunch. ;D Drink a cold one afta that and the throne is happy. Brian made me an omlette with our own roasted peppers and cheese and spices? Let me tell ya , that's al folks ;D Meet me at the shack Promise ..........shit eatin grins WHAT THE HELL JAYNE - WE TAWKIN FUR NUTTIN ???Grossin everybody out jes fer yu!
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:41pm » |
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got one thing to say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... you guys are so funny>>> never had a poop problem in my life sorry just Ree braggin about regularity... lol
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:53pm » |
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  ;D ;D Sorry. I couldn't help it Charlie
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« Reply #19 on: Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:49pm » |
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Jayne you are funny as hell!!! uh...hope everything came out all right! Try Correctol. Sherry
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:11am » |
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Hi Jayne! Poor you. The poo fairy fucked off on holiday when I was pregnant, it got bloody painful after a few days. Got given this wonderful stuff called Lactulose over here. Life was great again. Better than the laxative as it made my whole system work again, rather than just 'clearing the back log' as it were. Oh lovely to talk about bottoms! W the B
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:54am » |
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Jayne Elaine told you the answer fix you a pot of beans and fried taters cornbread put some whit meat in the beans and fry the rest of the white meat get ya some hot peppers and iced tea. just make sure you dont have to work or have plans the next day lmao. work's every time!!!!! ken b
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 1:00am » |
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Jayne. Your only answer is lots of beer at night and lots of coffee in the morning. Your very scared vacuum told me to mention this.
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« Reply #23 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 1:46am » |
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Jayne, I'm at 720/day and never had any problem in that department. You might want to try drinking one of those energy drinks... I drink one every morning and like clockwork, the poo fairy comes knockin about 15 minutes later. Just a thought. The one I drink is Adrenaline from Sobe. Can't hurt to try. -Shawn sponsored by the save-a-vacuum foundation "Step AWAY from the vacuum. Put the nozzle DOWN"
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Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
« Reply #24 on: Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:00am » |
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on Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:15pm, Jayne wrote:Well I have upped my dose of verapamil to 720. I am holding my eyeballs in my hand and wondering how I am going to get them back in their sockets. I have just gotten off the loo and have been praying to the "poo fairy" for 45 minutes. Just thought I would share that with you all! Jayne |
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